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5 Sep 2006

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I remember when the twin towers got hit, within a day jokes were going round about that.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Yet, I personally never heard one joke in the States about the subway bombings.
So to answer your question it may possibly be a British thing. Everyone has different ways of dealing with tragedy I guess.

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4 Sep 2006

Happy Birthday Bassman

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4 Sep 2006

My humble shamefaced apologies. I mean that.

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by sercher01

** through clenched teeth ** Its ok for you ... its just your arm she has hold of that tight !!!

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4 Sep 2006

hijack ... chat room open .

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by goose35
Anyone??????

Someone
I'd open it but im in n out so much i don't like to.
I'll open it ..... on my way

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by sercher01

What do you mean "This is not what you had in mind when you wanted an orgy"?

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by firelizard
......... great, would'nt have you any other way :inlove:
FIRE xx

I would :twisted: :twisted:

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4 Sep 2006

Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz Fire ... dont feel bad though ... I gave up smiling seductively at Stormy ... he probably thought I was trying to fart !!!!!

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4 Sep 2006

Anyone??????

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by farkuen
only if we can have some fore play first. :smackbottom:

Oh great now we have to listen to golf talk !!! fore ... four ... oh ffs shut up Abi !!!

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by firelizard
Fire ... when someone ( er...me ... I cant talk about others ) tells you about 6 times they love your outfit and then they also touch your hair a couple of times it's usually a sign

I have the feeling there's a story behind this somewhere?????
FIRE xx
Er ... yeah ... oh btw, did I mention I loved your dress Saturday and your hair !!! ffs !!!!

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4 Sep 2006

However ( and I am sure I am going to keep adding to this as I think of things ... lol) I am very insecure about my naked body so even when I am attracted to someone and I throw signs out there I usually wait for them to make that initial move as I always think "Oh they are just being polite talking to me" Now, that first move can be something as simple as a touch of the hand or a look ... .but I do wait for it.

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4 Sep 2006

Fire ... when someone ( er...me ... I cant talk about others ) tells you about 6 times they love your outfit and then they also touch your hair a couple of times it's usually a sign redface

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4 Sep 2006

Hmmmm .... sooooo looking to sharing that room now!!! lol.
Did you get your hotel list for December Sassy? If so PM me and tell me how you want to do it.
Hijack over.

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Hello and welcome oh new ones (I don't usually do the fluffy stuff but today is a special day)
have fun!

Oh quit looking for easy routes to the 6000 rolleyes

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4 Sep 2006

I have now decided the only way I am going to get my point across is to just go naked and jump in someones lap !!!!
Seriously though .... I totally understand where you are coming from. Not sure if I have an answer right now ... be back in aminute.

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by DeeCee
errrr? who's dee cat????

I don't know but it would appear his luck is in.
H.x
feck i think its me he's on about.... i think he's seen the last part of my signature....
oh double feck.... he's a fella and so am I..
it must be true what they say about "single" males innability to read.....
I think he may have you mixed up with another name I saw ... I do think there is a DeeCat around ... lol ... are you finally coming out of the closet but under a diff name?
finally?
:shock:
:giggle: Ok, ya got me ... must remember to close mouth and that way foot won't get in there.

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by DeeCee
errrr? who's dee cat????

I don't know but it would appear his luck is in.
H.x
feck i think its me he's on about.... i think he's seen the last part of my signature....
oh double feck.... he's a fella and so am I..
it must be true what they say about "single" males innability to read.....
I think he may have you mixed up with another name I saw ... I do think there is a DeeCat around ... lol ... are you finally coming out of the closet but under a diff name?

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4 Sep 2006

Did I just witness dave being 'helpful' without sarcasm??? OMG!!
However, as much as I hate to say it .... he's right. It will help.
Good luck xxx

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4 Sep 2006

Looks up numbers for moving companies innocent

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
You have an exeptionally late pm

H.x

Oh does this mean ..... can this mean ..... is it possible ...... is there really a chance.........
I have to go sit down now wink

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by essex34m

What I meant that by that you goof ball is his honesty on here ...as indicated by the rest of the sentence. ( I am in no way supporting his dishonesty with his wife ..as indicated by the rest of my feking post ) Don;t make me come and spank that cute security guard ass of yours!!!

if you give it, you gotta take it.....
** sneaks into room **
** wiggles ass in the air **
Show me what ya got Wide Boy
poke

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by Stormwalker
Wow.... Stormy you have gone from quiet to gab-a-lot. I left and you were at like 48 or summat ... one relaxing manicure and pedicure later and you are off and away!!!!

So youâ€™ve had your extremities pamperedâ€¦
Can we help with the bits in-between? :twisted:
Stormwalker Gobshite-ling
ffs I was sitting with fingers crossed you would ask Saturday ya numpty

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ladies, how would you feel if a playmate pulled out a pair of surgical gloves and refused to touch any wet surface of your body without wearing them in the name of safe sex?

I'd be quite turned on! redface

.... ok, ok I'll get back in my cupboard.
Did I tell you I'm a nurse with an endless supply of surgical gloves? innocent

Don't encorage the freak please Sassy wink

(and don't let her out of the cupboard either until this has made it to page two :giggle:: bolt

)
S'cuse the stupid American but we're already on page four :bolt:

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
...............I just wanted to throw my 2p into the ring.

It's spelt Toupee over here, Abi :giggle: bolt

ffs you are lucky I deleted 'dollars worth' before I clicked submit. lol

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by DeeCee
surely there is something strange in this insofar as that he can be honest with total strangers but not his wife.

That thought did cross my mind but sadly ( and I am sure we have all been guilty in some degree of this ) it is easier to care about the reaction of strangers than your loved ones.

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by essex34m
I am a happily married man, that is all for except an active erotic sex wife over the years has lost the desire. I have tried everything to make it more exciting, but with little effect.
Is it wrong for me to look elsewhere, I have always had a strong sexual urge and really can't go through the rest of my life with this important factor missing.
Ladies......Am I wrong in what I do. I do not wish to harm my wife, but she need never know.
Any help or advice gladly accepted.

The one expression I have always hated is " What she doesn't know won't hurt her." I totally appreciate and respect your honesty, it would have been so much easier for you to lie and just pretend to be single. However, let me give you my perspective. I have cheated on someone before and it was the single worst thing I have ever done. To this day I still don't forgive myself. I would never put someone else through that again just as I would never be responsible for someone else going through it. There is another expression that I know which I do like. " The truth will hurt for a while but a lie will hurt forever" So, while I can't answer your question of would it be wrong for YOU to look elsewhere I just wanted to throw my 2p into the ring.
wheres the honesty in "she need never know"?
What I meant that by that you goof ball is his honesty on here ...as indicated by the rest of the sentence. ( I am in no way supporting his dishonesty with his wife ..as indicated by the rest of my feking post ) Don;t make me come and spank that cute security guard ass of yours!!!

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by stevedee
I am a happily married man, that is all for except an active erotic sex wife over the years has lost the desire. I have tried everything to make it more exciting, but with little effect.
Is it wrong for me to look elsewhere, I have always had a strong sexual urge and really can't go through the rest of my life with this important factor missing.
Ladies......Am I wrong in what I do. I do not wish to harm my wife, but she need never know.
Any help or advice gladly accepted.

The one expression I have always hated is " What she doesn't know won't hurt her." I totally appreciate and respect your honesty, it would have been so much easier for you to lie and just pretend to be single. However, let me give you my perspective. I have cheated on someone before and it was the single worst thing I have ever done. To this day I still don't forgive myself. I would never put someone else through that again just as I would never be responsible for someone else going through it. There is another expression that I know which I do like. " The truth will hurt for a while but a lie will hurt forever" So, while I can't answer your question of would it be wrong for YOU to look elsewhere I just wanted to throw my 2p into the ring.

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
???? but I don't have a cock? Not one of my own anyway!!

I thought I was bringing mine!
cool

FFS Kiss ... if you keep teasing me I am soooooo gonna call your bluff and drive your way !!!!
My bluff is ready to be called. 8-)
Called ..... Called ... Called ..... now dammit ... PM me with arrangements !!! :twisted:

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