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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Berkshire

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Quote by Pete_sw
Can I still come .... I have been a little bit busy so have been scarse around these parts ( trying to sound like a local ).
Space round the campfire for one pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

you'd better be there.
watch out for pussy on the way :shock:
lol
As always wink
Quote by redpantherman
Can I still come .... I have been a little bit busy so have been scarse around these parts ( trying to sound like a local ).
Space round the campfire for one pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Youre down as confirmed in the list on last page wink
:shock: Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene burn the witch comes to mind!
redface please dont tell Abilene where my tent is! bolt
Oh don't worry , you WILL be found !!!!!!
Can I still come .... I have been a little bit busy so have been scarse around these parts ( trying to sound like a local ).
Space round the campfire for one pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Quote by SexySara
:shock:
Whhhhhaaaaaa?
Have I missed a whole day of being allowed to make lewd remarks in a Cap'n Jack Sparrow stylee?
I'm upset now.....

Ayeee me pretty you 'ave ... now walk that there plank !!!!
Where are you flying in to? I may be able to offer a little advice wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm a swinging virgin.
And this is my first post - its very very scary... (Please don't take the piss!)

Hi petal wave don't be afraid hunni, we're not that scary really kiss
Liar bolt
I am kinda glad you said that ( sorry guys ) but I am actually watching closely on the single guy thing ....
Ok... I know I have been absent this week ( on purpose ) but can I please have a damn drink??
I can :
take a few days off of SH
work like an maniac
love my family ( and it IS hard )
hit my neighbors car
talk with a funny accent
lose a cat rolleyes
be content by myself
miss someone and not feel guilty
fall asleep in the tub
I can't
stand my boss
help my brother grow up
reverse my car in my own fekking driveway
drink vodka and wine together
Quote by Pete_sw
sad :shock: confused mad :cry: evil rolleyes :boxing: banghead neutral :censored: :doh: :dry: dunno :confused: :uhoh: :taz: :crazy: surpriseduch: :rude: :wary: :kick: :jagsatwork: duel :sparring: smackbottom :moon: poke :huh: :fuckinghell:
A very lage JD please ................. fuck it leave me the bottle I promise to go and fume in the corner quietly.

Awwww c'mere kiss
While you are in a bad mood ( so therefore cant get any worse ... would hate to ruin a good day )Pete I have something to tell you ....... kitty ran a way. I have been hoping he will show back up and wouldnt have to tell you but I needed to tell you in case he's walking back to your place. Going to stand in the corner now and cry .... hoping that you dont hate me.
Quote by Jags
kiss :kiss: for Lady Feebee and her Laird.

OMFG ... is that Jags doing lovey dovey stuff????? The world is coming to end and hell has frozen over !!!! :shock: :shock:
Quote by goose35
I'm actually going to order my tent and airbed today at the call and collect shop in town whilst im there on other bussiness.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

About time ffs !!!
Quote by winchwench
Can i answer this on sunday as i believe the delicious H will be at the oarty/munch 2moro :bounce: as well as a few others biggrin . I've met quite a lot of the usual suspects off here, but i am waiting to meet you Sassy :rascal:, and my gorgeous stalker, Kiss :smitten: and also the divine Amber :lickface: (ok, theres a few more like Winchwench, but i'll stick at 3)
Out of the blokes i always have a laugh with PeteSW, RPM & My homeboy Goosey, so it will be good to finally share a pint and a chat with those 3 loonies loon

Well at least I made it onto Meaty's reserve list! Why do we not have a flounce emoticon??I want one NOW!
Ha !!! I didnt even make reserve list !!!! mad
:giggle:
Geeezzzzzzzzzzz what a long week this has been .... for me anyway.
Is anyone else as glad as I am that this is friday?
Plans this weekend? Do share.
Me? I am going to the campout this weekend and trying to figure out where to get the attachment thingy that will allow me to plug my pump into my car and blow up my mattress. Only thought about it on the way home just now :shock:
Quote by mazandden
Well, my fish has survived the night!!!!
hmmm, any name suggestions for the lucky wee thing?........................

Swallows... cause it certainly doesn't spit..
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
I love it!!!!! :giggle:
the next question is which do you do... and when can I find out... answer by pm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (if you want that is)
Do you really have to ask???????
Spitting in public is rude didn't you know........ :twisted:
Totally agree ... and no man is worth making a mess for :twisted:
I ...er....have ....er ..... nine tattoos. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by flower411
well it seems i`ve done it again!!
I am of the opinion that rooms with a town or county in the name should be open to people for chat ..
if you wish to impose your own personality on a room ..you should open it in yr own name ... if people like you , they will join the room ,, if they think you are a total waste of space , they will not join the room ...
Using a town or county in yr room name just to get the numbers up is doomed to failure as has been displayed by the demise of some rooms ... please leave the town and county rooms alone ....
You are all welcome to join any room but if you wish to have yr own room have it !! don`t hijack our social rooms ..thanks ..

I was having such a hard time keeping up in a busy room one night ( dont remember name ) that I did create a room ... with my own name .. lol and had a blast !!!
Quote by Perfume-Lover
Be careful of postman Pete near me - he knows your business.
He loves post codes.
He is a know it all - recoreded delivery on a saturday morning - he wants to know the contents !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.

Hell... mine actually tells me what it is or what he thinks it is ( as he shakes package while handing to me !!!! )
I am sooooo looking forward to my first proper christmas in nearly two decades with family .... will it snow here? I haven't seen snow in about 8 years.
Quote by PoloLady
Afterall, you're not asking "will you drop your pants right now at this very moment for me... coz I am busting for a ball-bag clearout"

Never fail to amaze me with your eloquent words PL. :giggle:
Quote by Tania
Essex, I am sorry but I don't see why it would drive a wedge as you say. If a friendship is genuine, it will survive awkward moments.

I totally agree .... well so far in my life I do anyway.
Thank God I continued reading before thinking of clicking .... ha ha ha h ... not a clicker !!!