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Abilene

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24 Sep 2006

I understand about the private lives I really do and I hope I didn't make it sound otherwise.
When you say report it to an op ... I have to admit a little confusion there because I don't have any ops listed in my friends ( do y'all not like me??? wink

wink

) and can never remember user names exactly off the top of my head. Also would be at a loss as to which op to report it to.

24 Sep 2006

Quote by redpantherman
My hands are in my pockets Pete just let me know what the damage is mate...
Just pass the bucket round mate. :giggle:

NO BUCKETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24 Sep 2006

Damn attention seeking Londoners ... always doing things over and over !!!!

24 Sep 2006

Quote by varca
You can modify your winks as one of the Extras benefits Abilene, comes in very handy in such circumstances

I have the extras thing ( cos I thought it meant I would really get extras :twisted: ) but it only shows me two options. Will go check again though.

24 Sep 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Guys, I have made an awful fluck up
The village hall committee asked for a donation for the use of the car park, and I meant to pass the hat round at some stage and completely forgot, I also lost some money which may have got tidied up in the clear up operation, I hope will check the bin bags tomorrow. if anyone found it,
I would also like to thank every one for tidying up this morning :thumbup: great work, especially as I woke up with a banging hangover ant the first thought that struck me was â€˜bollix, all that mess needs clearing upâ€™
Have just about recovered now, hope to see all of you again really soon.

What was the cost of the parking? Just let me know my part and I will take care of it .... send me the address ( I know it's cock road )
Stupid question but where did you leave the money ... oh hang on I was a lousy guest and didn't help clear up so couldn't tell ya if I saw it anyway!! Sorry.

24 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
it's by the gas station.
H.x

flipa

24 Sep 2006

oh ffs

rolleyes

interstate = maniac driver infested piece of tarmac called a motorway!!!!

24 Sep 2006

Quote by tina1
If its just sex then just shag him but tell him to keep his gob shut if your worried about anyone finding out

Ooooo now if someone actually said that to me I would have to gather what remains of my dignity and say farewell.

24 Sep 2006

:giggle:
btw ... thanks for the guide back to interstate.

24 Sep 2006

I am going to say again what I have said before and to hell with PC.
If the cover of the book does not appeal to me I may skim through the pages but am probably not going to settle down with a glass of wine and read it cover to cover.
There!!! Now I have on my flame retardant suit so fire away!! lol

lol

24 Sep 2006

Geezzzzzzzzzz RPM ... get your quotes right ffs. bolt

bolt

24 Sep 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Can I jump in with a request?
On the autoreply thing that you can send when someone sends you a wink can it be changed a little?
Right now it says "Hi" or something like that. Can it be changed to say" You are being sent an auto response as the profile owner couldn't be bothered to send you an email as you obviously didn't read her profile seeing the no winks please request" or something similar?

rotflmao

You lazy cow! :rotflmao:
Me? Lazy? Never. Yawnnnnnnnnnnnn

24 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
I'll take the photos if you can balance the oroes where the flag cup cake went
Note to self:
Next time wear underwear to a bbq so you can join in the t-shirt swapping contest.
H.x

Er...hun... I think I was the only one with a bra on (sassy may have had one on but I was too busy looking at her ass ) so you can't have that as your excuse.

24 Sep 2006

I have to be honest and say that I don't like saying my size because I am tall ( nearly 5'9" ) and obviously would look too skinny ( in my opinion ) as a size 8-10. However when I say my size it sounds huge to me so I can only imagine what it sounds like to others. Actually I should shut up about this because I have gained 2 stone since landing in this country ... damn roast potatoes!!! AM on a diet and goal is to be back at my weight by the Wigan munch. Then I'll tell ya my size wink

wink

24 Sep 2006

Can I jump in with a request?
On the autoreply thing that you can send when someone sends you a wink can it be changed a little?
Right now it says "Hi" or something like that. Can it be changed to say" You are being sent an auto response as the profile owner couldn't be bothered to send you an email as you obviously didn't read her profile seeing the no winks please request" or something similar?

24 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
What do I get? :confused2:

You can be in charge of posing us into suitable picture taking positions redface

redface

24 Sep 2006

Quote by MandH
Well I like a certain underground train forum, cos I'm an anorak....... oh and there's a certain large and very famous aviation forum I have subscribed to for years..... cos I'm an anorak.... oh and I like reading about busses and ships .... cos I'm an anorak........
but for shaggin we come in here
M

Ooooo I like anoraks.... can I see yours?

24 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
I tell you what, I'll bring the mini-skirt, you bring the wine and Abi can have the cookies.
H.x

Woohooo ... see H, I knew you knew how to flirt with me!!!

24 Sep 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
<------------- This from the gal who fancies Meatloaf lol

that is just wrong is so many ways i don't know where to start lol

lol

I don't know ... I remember thinking he was hot when he did "Dead ringer for love" ( with Cher? ) redface

redface

24 Sep 2006

Quote by SteveClarke
Hmmm - a bottle of wine and a packet of Oreos any good?

Erm... no wine for me today :shock:

24 Sep 2006

Quote by SteveClarke
Just posted this on the LMU thread...looks like you did all have a great time

Huge apologies to Pete et al, I have just this minute got my butt back from Southampton - job on Fri/Sat went badly wrong.
Hope everyone had an amazing time, I'm gutted I missed it :cry:

...I missed Sassy's cleavage and H in a mini-skirt? :doh: banghead

banghead

:upset:
Erm.... I have pictures that for the right price I could be talked out of !!!

24 Sep 2006

No I am not looking for late night action with an op !!! ( well, depends who it is wink

wink

)
Last night ( or should I say early morning ) I had an issue with someone in a room that I created. Kicked them. They came back and continued. So I went and sat my ass in the chatop room waiting for someone to come in. ( The coffee in there is awful by the way ) No-one came in and then I looked at list of signed in members and saw there weren't any online. Now I do know that this is a volunteer thing for you guys so am not being unreasonable I just want to know what I should do in a situation like that. I looked at the options under "contact us" and didn't know which way to go.
Advice please.

24 Sep 2006

Well, I guess I am the first home !!!!
Pete and Caron .... thanks so much for opening up your home to us and putting on a great, fun and relaxed get together.
It was AWESOME.
Moments to remember : Fire screaming at bugs ..... interesting and funny tent erections ..... shirt swapping ..... shoe and boot swapping .... pole dancing and the flag coming down because of it !!!!!
I had a fantastic time and it was great as always to meet the people you talk with in here and finally put that face to the words.
Can't wait till next year but will have a mattress that stays inflated !!!!!!! (p.s. someone needs a bigger mattress by next year too !! )
Thanks again Pete and Caron ... you guys are wonderful. ( and thank god I did not need that bucket !! )

22 Sep 2006

It does happen here.

22 Sep 2006

If the weather has been as wet there as it has here today I may have to cancel. I am not about putting a tent up in mud. It has rained all fekking day here. mad

mad

Not in a good mood right now ... maybe I had better go hang out in the steam room for a while.

21 Sep 2006

Er ... was the bucket comment up there ^ in reference to my need for a bucket the last time I was at Pete Manor????

21 Sep 2006

Erm..... where I am from it is tradition to spank the birthday boy/girl once for each year.
Can I continue the tradition????

21 Sep 2006

I can see clearly now ( can't remember who the origional is by)
Would also kinda like a certain Nine Inch Nails but think my family may object to that.

21 Sep 2006

Just heard about this on the news ... yeah, I know, I have been under a rock. Poor guy. 300mph is a tad faster than I would be brave enough to drive. Hoping all turns out for the best for him.

21 Sep 2006

Worst I ever had used on me was ...
" I like your lipstick ... can I taste it?"
rolleyes

rolleyes