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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Berkshire

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Also slightly off topic ( but it's my thread so fuck it ) .... how oh how have I gone 34 years without knowing I liked pain to the degree that I experienced???? I mean I always knew I like a little bit of pain but hold cow ... I can't even go into detail. Not sure I would want it everytime though as surely the enjoyment would wear thin.
Quote by PoloLady
Condoms Condoms Condoms !!!!
Never get dressed without 'em I say. Now, I know we have ALL had moments where we slipped ( pun intended ) but if someone actually is put off because you request one is worn then all I can say is ... NEXT !!!!

Shouldn't that be undressed confused
I usually expect them to have been used and disposed of by the time we are getting dressed.
Ahhh well, never discount role playing PL my dear. How in the hell are you?
Quote by Calista
Abi, if this could be regular then ......

Now hun, when have any of you ever known anything to be regular with me. lol.
It was very spur of the moment so 12 hours before wasn't an option.
Condoms Condoms Condoms !!!!
Never get dressed without 'em I say. Now, I know we have ALL had moments where we slipped ( pun intended ) but if someone actually is put off because you request one is worn then all I can say is ... NEXT !!!!
Quote by Stormwalker
Welcome back Abi kiss
Oh, to hell with it passionkiss lol

Ooooo look who got all grown up and rid of his 'shy boy' persona while I was gone. Did someone break you in for me ;)
Thanks for the advice.
Right now my ass and upper legs ( at the back ) look like an army have been marching over them.
Quote by LondonPlaything
cupping the palm....
and *lifting* slightly on contact... still get the sting if thats what you require...
but heavey contact is lost, so bruising doesnt occur
i need to practice.....
....anybody?
LP

What about when it's a paddle being used?
Don't tempt me bad boy !! wink
David, First my apologies for the hijack here ( oh and good luck with your quest )
Supatramp, I agree that sometimes copy and paste is a great time saver. However for me ( and I did say it was just my opinion ) I don't like to see what was sent to me as an email also put into an ad and LMU many times ... word for word. Makes the emails no longer mean a damn thing and tells me that I'm not worth the effort of my own little email.
Hijack over.
Erm ... just for scientific purposes ya know.
Any advice on how to not get bruised during a rather enjoyable spanking session.
* Can't wear shorts for a little while *
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Welcome back Windowlene, i did wonder where you'd gone (even though i wasn't officially here innocent)

Will I ever, EVER lose that nickname? (ta very much to Kate and her damned Shed )
* bows to the adoring crowd *
Awwww I feel so special. I shall be handing out thankyou gropes later and doing drive-by humps at random. I shall do all I can to hold up the nice reputation that some idiot must have placed on me in my absense. Erm..... have you all forgotten what a crazy, perving fool that I am????
I shall absolutely be there later. Nothing could stop me. Well ...... aside from THAT.
Quote by firelizard
Welcome back gorgeous wave :rose:

Thanks for your support during my drunken text spree. I miss you both.
:inlove:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi Abi kiss
I think we'd better check out the hotels ready for the munch, eh roomie? wink

Fek it. Remind me which ones I am signed up for. I just had to drop out of the London one ... what else am I down for. lol. Not dropping out of all just never wrote the fuckers down. lol.
Oh ... hi sexy ...xxxx.... where did the boots go sad
The Wigan one on Dec 3rd(ish) hun.
Yep, still up for that one. LOL. Must find hotel list ...again. lol.
Quote by wooha
you do realise the toys may not be up to your usual standards dont u ? biggrin

Toys? Toys? Did someone mention toys?
Oh Lord ... you know anyone who takes them up on this is GOING to have fun. These two are absolutely the sexiest crazy people I know !!!
Quote by H-x
Well I've just pinched myself and wadayaknow. I'm real. Who'd have thought. With all this talk of people not being genuine I had to check.
H.x

I'm real too ya old tart ;) ...hi hun.
p.s. I would respond to Davids request but having seen his ads and emails many, many times my advice to him would be to quit copying and pasting each time. Not being bitchy just giving my opinion on possible reason for lack of sucess.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi Abi kiss
I think we'd better check out the hotels ready for the munch, eh roomie? wink

Fek it. Remind me which ones I am signed up for. I just had to drop out of the London one ... what else am I down for. lol. Not dropping out of all just never wrote the fuckers down. lol.
Oh ... hi sexy ...xxxx.... where did the boots go sad
Shit, it's gonna take me all damn day to catch up on everyone and everything .... give me the short version. Who has Jags slapped lately wink
Life has been hell, chaotic, murderous and all kinds of other words right now.
Slowly getting things sorted so thought I would venture in and perv ..erm ... I mean see some old ( and damn sexy ) faces.
I am sooooo, sooooo sorry but I am going to have to pull out of this one.
Things have been terribly chaotic in my vanilla world and I actually have to be in Leeds this particular weekend.
I hate this and am, again, so sorry. :cry:
Quote by H-x
Can you send me the same PM please Pete.
Ta
H.x

Me too please hun.
Quote by Jags
What signs tell you that your play fellow is false, a manipulator or deceitful?
Shifty eyes?
Shifty hands?
:shock:

i don't know but when you find out PLEASE tell me.
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Id just like to say that as a fairly new poster myself the majority of replies to my posts have been entertaining, informative and generally well manered and welcoming. I did have one or two comments which i took personally but then decided to just take them on the chin and carry on. A moderator also helped me recently on a delicate matter after i posted about it and i found them to be very helpful and genuinely sympathetic to my situation. So i think that any negative comments should just be taken on the chin. If you worry about what people will say, in here and in real life you would never do anything.

Could not agree more. Maybe I am lucky and have been made welcome because I am female rolleyes but I have found that if you want to be wrapped in cotton wool and babied then this is not the place but if you want somewhere that you can have a laugh, have a serious discussion and yes, even disagree with people then you are in the right place. The key to anything in life is moderation and respect. Oh ffs ... this is not sounding how it is sounding in my head ... this is why I sould not drink and post !!!
Yeah ... Goose will never make the cricket team ... his aim is awful !!!
OK, I have figured out the confusion.
Varca what you are talking about is adjusting my wink .. which means I can customise the wink I send out. What I am trying to do is change the auto responder when someone sends me a wink. Which only allows me to change it from "Hi' to "Hi there"
Am I making sense? I dont want to send an auto reply that says either of those as it indicates interest.
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You can modify your winks as one of the Extras benefits Abilene, comes in very handy in such circumstances biggrin

I have the extras thing ( cos I thought it meant I would really get extras :twisted: ) but it only shows me two options. Will go check again though.
You can change it on your homepage, just scroll down and you should get the option to Customise your wink settings smile
Ok, done. Can you send me a wink and tell me if it works? Never thought I would ask for a wink. lol
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Pete
Mr filth tidied up outside this morning and only found empty fag packets but didnt check bins, so you may find money in one of them.

Did he find my lighter?? Oh no wait ... that went in the pond. Didn't it GOOSE !?!?
p.s. Love my new Tshirt Mr F , it was great shirt swapping with ya ... kinda wierd that you looked so sexy in my top!!!