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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Berkshire

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Quote by DeeCee
im very attached to mine............

Not for long ... *snip snip*
Why oh why do the Americans always get the blame?
* runs for cover *
Quote by Sassy-Seren
'cock' and 'pretty' are not words I'd use in the same sentence generally :shock:
Some are nicer to look at than others, circumcised ones are nicer than uncut that's for sure.

I do totally agree on the circumsied ones looking nicer. Now, before anyone gets upset with me let me explain that it's due to not exactly having had a plethra of experience with uncut guys ... 9 out of 10 American guys are circumcised. I had never slept with an uncut man until being here in the UK over the last 8 months. Fuck ... have I been here that long!! Wow ... time flys. Sorry getting sidetracked. When I see an uncut cock I actually worry that I will hurt the guy due to my lack of 'user knowledge' .... any training volunteers ;)
Quote by makaveli69
As a hint, having seen the pic, you might be better off cropping the pic to just show you. That might look better than covering over the other people in the pic.
Mal
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See now I'm really confused confused :?
Are other people allowed in the pics or not :?
I think that could flare up a debate. The pic in question is a social setting one with two of my very vanilla friends in and I would NEVER disrespect them by putting their pic on here.
For me personally yes, there are those that look ..erm ... inviting and those that look downright scary!!
edit : Yes it does make a difference if I am looking at in the flesh or in a pic ... pics of the cock itself do nothing for me ( now certain 'action' shots can peak my interest )
Quote by MrFC
I think the hour is late enough for grown up drinks.............anybody care to join me ?

Can I have a Tom Collins? On the rocks. Shaken not stirred. To go. Ah feck it .... just give me the bottle!!!
Quote by Mal
As a hint, having seen the pic, you might be better off cropping the pic to just show you. That might look better than covering over the other people in the pic.
Mal
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Grrrr .... oh the work !!!
* trudges off to the depths of her editing tools just to please the almighty critical mal *
:P
Quote by mistress_sassy
nice to see your well Abi kiss How's the kitty? smile

I was really going to avoid commenting inside my own post for fear of it looking like a me me me post when it's really an apology post but I couldn't resist telling you he is doing fine!!
Absolutely awesome. He is soooo the love of my life!!!
Wrats: I promise to send you some pics of him ( btw ... he loses his manhood next month!!! )
Quote by Kiss
I've just deleted it, Abi. You need to edit it before you submit it, as we can't do it from our side.
Mal
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Ok, done now.
Just out of curiosity ( and in no way to seem like a complainer ) why is the blur tool on here?
So you can blur out your own face or the background etc.
Ahhh now bluring my own face might be the key to my profile looking better ;)
Quote by Mal
Abi
I'm really, really, really sorry, but I was just authorising your picture, when I had a 'Missy' moment and instead of pressing 'authorise', I inadvertantly pressed 'delete'!!! redface surprisedops:
would you mind having another practice with your 'edit' tools, whilst I try to stop Sarah laughing at me, then I'll get someone more betterer than me to hit the right button for you!!
sorry!! :oops:
Mal
kiss

FFS you numpty rotflmao
Sad thing is it's not even a sexy pic ... lol ... just a damned boring one of me in a chair. All this effort and you'd think I would be showing some cleavage or summat!!!
Quote by Mal
I've just deleted it, Abi. You need to edit it before you submit it, as we can't do it from our side.
Mal
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Ok, done now.
Just out of curiosity ( and in no way to seem like a complainer ) why is the blur tool on here?
Quote by LondonPlaything
carefull with the liquid latex.... it could, just posibly, strip hair, and even skin....
so Ive heard!

* splutter *
Now THAT made me smile!!
Not sure how to stop a picture that I just submitted getting rejected.
It does have others faces in it and I was planning on using the 'blur faces' tool but I had to submit it first. So surely it will get rejected due to the other faces ( and quite rightly it should be ) but how does someone edit the pic first? Yes, I know I should have done it on my own editor but I figured there is a blur faces tool on here for a reason but what good is it if it's only available AFTER submitting the picture?
Or ... am I a fuckwit and did I do it wrong ... could I have edited it on here BEFORE submitting?
Quote by H-x
It's a whole different world.
Unfortunately I have no idea what you're all on about.
H.x

you got nice boobs H wink
Shit, I thought I'd hopped in and out of that hot-tub without being spotted!
H.x
Are you kidding??? I sat freezing my ass off for hours by that damned hot tub just so I could perv ... even braved getting in myself ... geeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Quote by sercher01
It's a whole different world.
Unfortunately I have no idea what you're all on about.
H.x

you got nice boobs H wink
Yessss she does .... wave
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
i'd like to say something in my favour, but feel that would be up to the person who made the compliment, rather than blow my own trumpet... im not too good at that
redface
lp

bet ur trumpet knows a few tunes surprisedops:
Ooooo ... can we play "name that tune" ... just kidding ;)
Quote by sheddy
Can someone please send me the hotel list again because I am a fuckwit and deleted it? ( which hotel seems to be the popular one as I also like the idea of drinkies )

Can someone also send me a hotel list please as like a fook wit I booked a room charged it to my card now I don't need it and have deleted the list from my PM box and can't remember who where or when I booked so I can't call them and cancel :doh:
When you figure it out .... let me know ... I may need your room ( and just pay you ) cos with my luck they are all booked!!!!
Can someone please send me the hotel list again because I am a fuckwit and deleted it? ( which hotel seems to be the popular one as I also like the idea of drinkies )
Also anyone feel like ride sharing ( I don't mind taking my car )?
Quote by varca
We gals apparently don't put our bras on correctly!! rolleyes Very confused now as I went in thinking I was a 40D but after the tape measure came out I am a 36FF!!! :shock:

After going and getting a professional fitting done I also discovered I was not wearing the right size ... I went from a 40D to a 38E. I never knew that the part on the bra that is between the cups has to be completely sitting snug against the breast bone.
I always do the touch the toes test to see if there will be any movement ... hate having that 4 boobs look !!!
Ok. This is not easy for me to type as I know that I will mess up how I word it and probably offend some people. That is not my intention and I have agonised over this.
As some of you have noticed ( thanks for the emails and texts ) I have been absent for a while. Yes, I had some personal issues happen but that wasn't the only reason why.
When I first joined this site I immediately fell in love with the openness of it and the people here. I was very flattered with the attention I got from some very wonderful people and I admit that I dove in with both feet. I met people, I went to munches, I went to socials ... I got to really enjoy the part of me I had been keeping hidden.
Then I started to feel pressure. Not from anyone here but from myself. I am not sure how to explain this. I basically got overwhelmed as a single female on here. I started to burn the proverbial candle in so many different mental directions and didn't know how to stop it without making a huge train wreck style mess out of things. So I did what any good American does ... I ran for the hills!! Was it the right way to handle it ... no, of course not.
What I am trying to say here is that I am not sure if new people realise how quickly they can get lost and if I hurt, offended or made anyone mad by my not knowing how to handle things I am so very very sorry.
I have had a long soul searching weekend and I have also gotten things back on track that were spiralling away so ... if you will have me back .... I am here to play. ( Lord I worded that wayyyy wrong ... lol )
Quote by Kiss
I'm opening it now!!!! :bounce: gonna password it cos I know peeps want to go on cam in peace.
FIRE xxx

I may be in but I might be busy with all my other girlfriends. innocent
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Bad girl !!!
Quote by Kiss
I think Firelizard and I should form a "Two timed by Kiss" club where we can console eachother- and anyone else equally betrayed>
:rascal:

Just joined Winchy :giggle:
I'm sulking now. evil
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Well, seeing as how I have NEVER had a good morning PM ( sexy or otherwise ) I am not going to hug you while you sulk. :wink:
Quote by winchwench
I think Firelizard and I should form a "Two timed by Kiss" club where we can console eachother- and anyone else equally betrayed>
:rascal:

Not been betrayed but sure as hell wouldn't mind being in that consoling snog ..er... .I mean club.
Quote by Stormwalker
Welcome back Abi kiss
Oh, to hell with it passionkiss lol

Ooooo look who got all grown up and rid of his 'shy boy' persona while I was gone. Did someone break you in for me ;)
Not yet, but I live in hope smackbottom
Ice cubes? rotflmao
You still have your tent ?? :twisted:
Hmmmm ... not sure that I have ever really thought about it in such detail before.
For a blowjob I prefer it to be straight ( makes deep throating easier )
For normal (?) sex straight or slight curve is fine.
For anal think I prefer straight.
Now am planning on going down to the local pub to do some research .... pmsl.