Do y'all think someone is trying to tell me something?
This is what I got in the mail yesterday.
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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Berkshire
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I cannot and I mean ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY cannot touch polystyrene (spellcheck please ).
I have to eat each item on food on my plate in order of least liked to most liked.
When done eating the silverware has to go in the centre of the plate side by side.
Can't go to sleep if the bathroom door is open.
My feet have to be uncovered ( even when it's freezing ) for me to be able to sleep.
Yep, I'm pretty damn normal.
I have to eat each item on food on my plate in order of least liked to most liked.
When done eating the silverware has to go in the centre of the plate side by side.
Can't go to sleep if the bathroom door is open.
My feet have to be uncovered ( even when it's freezing ) for me to be able to sleep.
Yep, I'm pretty damn normal.
After getting off the phone with Pete a little while ago I just wanted to pass along to you all his best wishes and he wanted me to tell everyone that he is doing his best and hanging in there.
What a wonderful and amazing man. At this most awful time in his life he wanted to make sure that everyone here knew he was thinking about them as much as we are thinking about him.
What a wonderful and amazing man. At this most awful time in his life he wanted to make sure that everyone here knew he was thinking about them as much as we are thinking about him.
Quote by redpantherman
.... got there about 3 but didnt have any1s moby here and was hoping some1 wud get in touch but noone did...
Will everyone please accept my apologies I tried to pm everybody with what little info I had & regretfully didnt send that info to SXclp
If anyone else was hoping to get info & did not I once again say sorry to you all.
Shit ...I'm not surprised ... hell, you took us on a 7 trip circle around London before we even found the pub !!!
Quote by louise_and_joe
I just wanted to say that we had a great time last night meeting you lot. A special thanks to Celestria, Fektart and Essex34m for taking me under their wing. I hope to see you all again soon.
Louise xx
Louise, it was lovely meeting you and next time I will be a little more sober ( yeah right ) and we can chat.
p.s. Nice ass by the way ;)
Well being the screw up i am I posted this in the cafe .... lol Copy and Paste is my friend.
"yep. It was a fab night.
I did my usual and decided at the very last damned minute to go so big thanks to a certain someone for putting up with my 'scared of being on trains' phone calls and for getting me on the list to get into the pub.
Thanks to all there ( 'especially the cute bar staff ) for an ace evening.
It was nice to see old friends and meet new ones. Greta to see a certain member parading in a well fitting dress with full erection!!! Also thanks to Sassy for loaning me her new coat so I could wear it and ONLY it through the bar. Awesome coat!!
Abi xxx"
Let me now add....
Harry ... it was my pleasure and remember what I said you can do next time hun ;)
"yep. It was a fab night.
I did my usual and decided at the very last damned minute to go so big thanks to a certain someone for putting up with my 'scared of being on trains' phone calls and for getting me on the list to get into the pub.
Thanks to all there ( 'especially the cute bar staff ) for an ace evening.
It was nice to see old friends and meet new ones. Greta to see a certain member parading in a well fitting dress with full erection!!! Also thanks to Sassy for loaning me her new coat so I could wear it and ONLY it through the bar. Awesome coat!!
Abi xxx"
Let me now add....
Harry ... it was my pleasure and remember what I said you can do next time hun ;)
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hmmm sounds nice but the fact that they are shaving you means that they see you at your worst beforehand - not a pretty sight? Speaking personally here, not about anyone else!
If they have seen me in the morning there is nothing much that is scarier
:shock:
I agee with you both.
My view is that when I am intimate with someone then it is about more than sex and to me you just can't get more intimate than trusting someone with a razor. Plus we are not talking about 6 months growth here are we ...ewwww.... just smoothing things out.
Damn ... I am getting horny *did I say that out loud*
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote by PoloLady
Anyway - come this way..... honestly this is a sheep dip :rascal:
One of my favourites,
and a fine 8 year old malt it is..............
Where shall we pour it to savour its taste Polo??
Pour one for me sexy.
You can have yours in the belly button
Woohooo ... I'm gonna lick PL's belly button ....
* dances with glee and then burns herself on damned candle that she lit while waiting for Kiss to come and shave her *
yep. It was a fab night.
I did my usual and decided at the very last damned minute to go so big thanks to a certain someone for putting up with my 'scared of being on trains' phone calls and for getting me on the list to get into the pub.
Thanks to all there ( 'especially the cute bar staff ) for an ace evening.
It was nice to see old friends and meet new ones. Greta to see a certain member parading in a well fitting dress with full erection!!! Also thanks to Sassy for loaning me her new coat so I could wear it and ONLY it through the bar. Awesome coat!!
Abi xxx
I did my usual and decided at the very last damned minute to go so big thanks to a certain someone for putting up with my 'scared of being on trains' phone calls and for getting me on the list to get into the pub.
Thanks to all there ( 'especially the cute bar staff ) for an ace evening.
It was nice to see old friends and meet new ones. Greta to see a certain member parading in a well fitting dress with full erection!!! Also thanks to Sassy for loaning me her new coat so I could wear it and ONLY it through the bar. Awesome coat!!
Abi xxx
Pete. What can I say that hasn't already been said and what I haven't already said in private.
You are truly a star. Anyone that can put up with my drunken, throwing-up ass is ace in my books. I love you and I mean that from the bottom of my yankie heart.
p.s. Does this mean that you will be outside ..erm...helping with the noises at next years BBQ ??
You are truly a star. Anyone that can put up with my drunken, throwing-up ass is ace in my books. I love you and I mean that from the bottom of my yankie heart.
p.s. Does this mean that you will be outside ..erm...helping with the noises at next years BBQ ??
Quote by Kiss
* jumping in *
I absolutly LOVE having someone shave me. There is something very decadent about laying back and having your legs, underarms and nether regions gently shaved. Trust is the key. Its very arousing in a wierd way for me. I am not horny through the touching but through the pure tenderness that is shown in even doing it for me in the first place. Make sense? I'll get me coat.
:bounce: :thrilled: :bounce:
I was just about to post saying how much I loved shaving a woman and how erotic I found it!
I'll be over in 10 minutes! :lol2:
Don't tease.
* runs off to the bathroom to start running the water , lights candles, gets wine ready ....... sits like a puppy in the window watching for Kiss *
* jumping in *
I absolutly LOVE having someone shave me. There is something very decadent about laying back and having your legs, underarms and nether regions gently shaved. Trust is the key. Its very arousing in a wierd way for me. I am not horny through the touching but through the pure tenderness that is shown in even doing it for me in the first place. Make sense? I'll get me coat.
I absolutly LOVE having someone shave me. There is something very decadent about laying back and having your legs, underarms and nether regions gently shaved. Trust is the key. Its very arousing in a wierd way for me. I am not horny through the touching but through the pure tenderness that is shown in even doing it for me in the first place. Make sense? I'll get me coat.
On my knickers (yes, I do own one or two pairs) there is a tag that says "Keep Away From Fire"
This reinforces my conviction to wear the offending items as infrequently as possible. Afterall, I am all for fire safety.
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
* scuttles away before Jags kicks her for pointless post *
This reinforces my conviction to wear the offending items as infrequently as possible. Afterall, I am all for fire safety.
SAFTY FIRST - KNICKERS SECOND
That's my motto.
* scuttles away before Jags kicks her for pointless post *
Quote by winchwench
I'd like to big up three of the loveliest ladies here-
Sassy, for being so understanding (stillthough!)
Kiss, for noticing (!)
And Abi, for her heartfelt honestey which is so uplifting.
One of you take this.....and pass it on!
I am sitting dumbfounded as to why that made me get a little lump in my throat.
Thank you so much wench, that wasn't why I did that post but thank you for seeing how hard it was for me to admit I had fucked up how I handled things around here.
So on that note ... a "Big Up" to all those who every right to be disappointed in me who have decided to embrace my idiotic ass back into the fold.
p.s. I really did think about naming the actual people that I handled things wrong with and tell them Sorry and Thank You but I felt that would be an invasion so ... you know who you are .... Sorry from the bottom of my heart.
OK .. done now.... who wants a snog?? ;)
