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Abilene
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Berkshire

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You go ahead, but go dutch. It would be a shame to see you band.

I am going to play devils advocate here and ask ... Why would I get banned ( assume that's what you mean when you say band ) if I my date pays for dinner?
I consider myself a bold shopper but I do feel sorry for the cashiers at times.
Looking back I thnk the only time that might have been slightly strange was when the cahsier was scanning lubricant and condoms only to then have to scan some crayons and a coloring book I had picked up for my son. She just paused, looked slowly up at me, slowly down at my assortment and then shook her head as if to say 'It takes all sorts'.
Edit: Request deleted cos I am an idiot and have plans on the 17th ... sorry sad really was looking forward to going to something close to home for once too !!
Anyone techie wanna help me?
How do I convert music files from Windows Media format to MP3 format?
Quote by Medic_1
Another thing I have found out as well, is that you can use an old mobile phone as a tracking device in your car if it is stolen.
Put a £5 top-up on the phone, hard wire the phone direct to the car battery. Turn on the phone. Hide it in the car behind dashboard or other place like door panels.
If the car is stolen, ring the phone in the car and inform your service provider and they can trace the location.
Dont know if it will work. I was told by a O2 call centre team leader ??????
Phredd

How in the hell do you 'hard wire' your phone to the battery? Geezzz ... I know where the stereo and the steering wheel are!!!
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caramel kegs.... mmmmmmm!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Back away from the caramel ones and no-one gets hurt !!! wink
New Years Eve is nearly here and I do NOT want to be sitting home getting all maudlin about the fact that I am here and single. Yes, I love being single but it does get a little hard around the holidays.
So I am going to be blunt about what I am looking for. I want someone to wine and dine me on New years Eve. I mean the whole nine yards. Nice dinner, wine, open the doors etc etc.
I am also going to be upfront and say that I am NOT promising any 'action'. It may happen but I do not want to be misleading. I have no problem travelling for the right date. I do expect to see recent face pics and also to talk on the phone beforehand.
I can already hear the question "What do I get in return then?" Well, you get an evening hopefully just as wonderful as what I am picturing. Wonderful conversation, fun company, great food and a New Years Eve to hopefully remember.
Please respond on here if interested. Thanks for your time in reading this somewhat bossy request. biggrin
Edit: Would just like to add that I have NO problem going dutch on this. smile
Quote by LondonPlaything
sex?
eighteen?
outrageous!
lp

Oh yeah .. cos you are so innocent. Ha !!! Don't MAKE me tell tales out of class young man !!! wink
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personaly american candy smothered in chocolate would have e in heaven

You bad boy !!! :twisted:
Quote by earthchild
erm try me fitting in one of dammies shirts fits where it touches redface

Hell, I had to chase him down to get mine back. I ended up wearing Lil's shirt which was not very flattering on me ( anyone that saw can attest ) as it showed all the wrong wobbly bits!!! So walking up to Dammie and asking for mine back and then having to extract him from it due to the side zipper etc was amusing ... :shock:
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And trust me there is no corrupting going on at munches smile

Liar !!! I would NEVER have taken my shirt off in front of total strangers before Dammie corrupted me. :shock: Afterall, I am such a picture of innocence!!
coffee meets monitor rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh crap ... I forgot I had your shirt on a one point at Petes BBQ redface
Reviewing my innocent claim
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I'm anyones for a white Toblerone wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock:
Sorry, that just brought a Billy Connoly scetch to mind :shock:
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Actually it made me think of a scene out of "Two Pints of Lager". Janet did some rather interesting things with chocolate cos she was horny!!
I'm actually waiting for the comments being that the problem is that it is America On Line .... damned Yanks !!!!
Well there's your first problem .. using AOL ... or A O Hell as I like to call it!!
Sorry, hijack over.
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Heres mine.......

These have to be my fave legs - I do remember a picture though of your thighs (I think is was in the male rear of the rear thread) that made me think "What sexy thighs!" :lickface:
Awww.... thanks, thats so nice xxx kiss
I am a fan of nice backs so am glad that the mirror is behind you!! :twisted:
I clicked 'shave' but wish you had put an option for 'nicely trimmed' biggrin
Thanks guys.
Hmmm ... maybe I should put the ad up and then let you guys pick the winner. Kinda like a SH reality dating thing .... that way I can blame y'all if it goes ass up ( excuse the pun ).
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omg i meant shane warne who did you mean i knew that last vodka with 6 in was a bit too much redface

Now I am confused ... pmsl.
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no he wasnt but aparently iwas snogging him on the way out lol

Yes, I meant to thank you for that .... made a nice addition to our bedtime talking redface surprisedops:
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" im going for a walk i may be some time "

Neil Armstrong???
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I absolutely love and will do almost anything for the ones with the caramel center.
Ok, so is it bad that I am actually considering putting an ad in the Meets forum looking for someone to wine and dine me on New Years Eve.
Is it bad that I want to be so blunt about wanting to be treated to a good old fashioned date ... i.e. nice restaurant, wine after, hold the doors open blah blah ... the whole nine yards.
Bottom line is New Years Eve is nearly here and I do NOT want to be sitting home getting all maudlin about the fact that I am here and single. Yes, I love being single but it does get a little hard around the holidays.
Anyway, I guess I want to know ... would it be in bad taste to do it and there be no up front promises of any 'action'. Not saying there wouldn't be but don't want to mislead and promise it.
Your thoughts? ( and not too much piss taking lol )
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it had better not have been shane warne pmsl

No dear...last time I checked Shane was not bald. lol
H & C
Fantastically written profile. Very clear and wonderfully worded. I like the pictures too, a nice selection.