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Alex_Notts
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 55
UK

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Quote by Manolishi
I am leaving the North East on Thursday to travel to Notts so heres to hoping that the skirt arrives before then.
A Very Frustrated Alex xx

Ooohh I don't know Alex, I think you may be quite fetching without it :rascal:
Thank you Manolishi, as long as you don't mind viewing my black hold up stockings and matching thong biggrin
Alex xx
p.s. what finery are you wearing?
My outfit is soo not sorted yet. I ordered a top and skirt, only the skirt arrived and the top was on a 1-2 week delay mad Two weeks passed so I had to return the skirt, and lo and behold, the bloody top arrived two days later :shock: So I re-ordered the skirt only to be told that it is on a two week delay redface FFS xxx
I am leaving the North East on Thursday to travel to Notts so heres to hoping that the skirt arrives before then.
A Very Frustrated Alex xx
Quote by Freckledbird

3. Keep the noise down as not to wake the neighbours
Apart from that, we would love to have you.
Alex & Dave

Have you spoken to Dave yet? Has he told you what the neighbour said to me yesterday lol
Yes he did, I can only apologise profusely for waking the neighbours up confused
Alex xxx
Quote by Sarah
Easy
No strip searchers at the munch please :evil2:

Bloke can strip search me anytime biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
Can we have a hotel list too please?
Unless Dave_Notts and Alex_Female want lodgers for the night. lol

FB:- of course you both can lodge at our, but only under certain conditions:-
1. No damaging doors
2. No breaking phones
3. Keep the noise down as not to wake the neighbours
4. No using the laundry bin as waste bin.
5. No throwing up in the loo.
Apart from that, we would love to have you.
Alex & Dave
My daughter has used "cheats" on the Sims game. According to her, the cheats are available on the manufacturers website.
The meaning of the word cheat itself infers "deprives/deception, by trickery, swindle or defraud", but at the end of the day, it is only a pc game.
In real life, we all sometimes cut corners, to get what we want quicker, but as life experiences teach us, cutting corners doesn't always work.
Alex xx
Quote by Freckledbird
PMSL you pair of nutters! Alex, I did NOT turn you down - I postponed darling lol
Dave, yeah - lock her up somewhere safe for the weekend :lol:

Flounces off ............................................
Quote by Freckledbird
Dave & Alex,
I'm reviewing invites, one of the couples have cancelled their membership so you're now on the main list :thumbup:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Errrrrr send them a hotel list FFS - they ain't staying at our house this time :shock: lol
Awww come on Mrs FB - you know ya wanna have us stay at yours - after all that happened the last time - nothing else could possible go wrong :mrgreen:
and ....................................
after you turned me down 3 times, I am beginning to take it personally :upset: ................ sob sob sob
Quote by Darkfire
Dave & Alex,
I'm reviewing invites, one of the couples have cancelled their membership so you're now on the main list :thumbup:

Thank you Darkfire for the invite, much appreciated, we are looking forward to it soooooo much, wohoooo :happy:
Alex
p.s.: do you prefer white or red wine?
Hi Sarah hunni xxx
Can you please add mine and Dave_Nott's name down.
Many thanks
Alex xxxxxxx
Can you please put mine and Dave_Nott's name down.
Thanks
Alex_Northeast and Dave_Notts
xxxxxx
Quote by freckledbird
HisnHers
I am up in Notts and i have forgotten to bring my name badge :shock: Is it too late to ask for a name badge hun??
Thanks
Alex xxx

I've got some sticky labels - I'll make you one biggrin
Thanks Mrs FB - you are a sweetie cherub.
One question - where would you like to stick it? lol
Alex xxx
Got a spare one for over Dave's gob as well lol
I didn't know that you could get labels in A4 size?? Cos you'll need it to fit over his gob!!!!
Alex xxx
Quote by freckledbird
HisnHers
I am up in Notts and i have forgotten to bring my name badge :shock: Is it too late to ask for a name badge hun??
Thanks
Alex xxx

I've got some sticky labels - I'll make you one biggrin
Thanks Mrs FB - you are a sweetie cherub.
One question - where would you like to stick it? lol
Alex xxx
HisnHers
I am up in Notts and i have forgotten to bring my name badge :shock: Is it too late to ask for a name badge hun??
Thanks
Alex xxx
Quote by Steve_Mids
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
I'm so excited, and I just can't fight it, I know, I know, I know, I know, I want to, want to.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:cheers: Here's to 2 sleeps, or more like this drinkies

AND not forgetting its a bit of a birthday bash as well ;-)
Whose birthday is it Steve?
Alex xx
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
I'm so excited, and I just can't fight it, I know, I know, I know, I know, I want to, want to.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:cheers: Here's to 3 sleeps, or more like this drinkies
Quote by freckledbird
OMG I think I just made a dire mistake, said they can come with us :shock:

You love us really FB :grin:
Alex xxx
Let's face it Alex, we're probably going to finish up dogging somewhere on our way to the munch because we're none of us very good at finding our way to anywhere are we? lol
We'll just have to hope that hisnhers will unlock the doors for us and that the bar's still open when we get there rolleyes :lol:
Thank you Mrs FB for you support.
By starting this post I seem to have openend the flood gates for criticism of our map reading abilities (albeit crap to say the least biggrin ).
With this in mind, I have duly started my NO SNOG LIST, with RWL being top of the list and DizzyTart coming a close second :grin:
:angel: Alex
Quote by redwine_lover
Recently due to Ians promotion at work he has been going away a bit more than he used to.
In the past I have had no problem sleeping but more recently I've not been sleeping so well. I started to think what am I missing, the constant snore, the comfort of knowing he is there or someone to warm the bed for me confused
What do you miss when you sleep alone dunno

this is a female/part of a couple thread..and no sympathy here
Get a grip.....it happens..there is no sympathy for single blokes sleeping alone..or single fems...........we manage all the time.....
so why should cples be any different? ..u know him, u trust him, u love him.... so whats the problem?
RWL
xx
Wonders if RWL has been eating too much red meat??? Or more obviously, not getting a shag because he has far too much testosterone in his body??? rotflmao
Quote by freckledbird
OMG I think I just made a dire mistake, said they can come with us :shock:

You love us really FB :grin:
Alex xxx
Quote by hisandhers
can I have a ring side seat at the munch for this one lol (thats if they find it!!)

You sure can, you won't have to sit down tho, cos it won't take long to give him a tongue lashing cool
Quote by redwine_lover
not gonna be a boring journey then rotflmao

nope just a long one!!! hahaha
RWL
Take this, smackbottom and this :boxing: and this :sparring: and this :kick:
:angel: Alex xxxx:
Quote by redwine_lover
Dave_Notts and I are driving from Notts to the Yorks munch this Saturday and return at the end of the night. Would anyone like to car share, part or all of the way?
Alex & Dave

i spot a scam here.....i have driven with these two before and they are crap at directions..they only want a lift with someone who knows where they are going...hahahhahah..otherwise it could be a 4 hour journey...anyone who volunteers...sit in back and watch them arguew over directions hahahhahah
:evil2:
RWL
xx
We give you a lift out the goodness of our hearts, and this is the way you speak about us, you ungrateful little shit, take this smackbottom
Just to put the record straight, you said turn left at the top of the road, and that is why it took us an extra hour to drive to a destination 15 minutes away, so take that back RWL or your dead meat :kick: :
flipa bring it on.... :flipa:
:therethere:
RWL
xxx
Just you wait RWL, I will make you eat your words :twisted:
Alex_The_Great
Quote by freckledbird
Word of warning for anyone who accepts:
DO NOT let Dave drive into a petrol station before Alex has extinguished her cigarette! :shock:

Ahem ahem, for the record I have given up!!
Quote by redwine_lover
Dave_Notts and I are driving from Notts to the Yorks munch this Saturday and return at the end of the night. Would anyone like to car share, part or all of the way?
Alex & Dave

i spot a scam here.....i have driven with these two before and they are crap at directions..they only want a lift with someone who knows where they are going...hahahhahah..otherwise it could be a 4 hour journey...anyone who volunteers...sit in back and watch them arguew over directions hahahhahah
:evil2:
RWL
xx
We give you a lift out the goodness of our hearts, and this is the way you speak about us, you ungrateful little shit, take this smackbottom
Just to put the record straight, you said turn left at the top of the road, and that is why it took us an extra hour to drive to a destination 15 minutes away, so take that back RWL or your dead meat :kick: :
Dave_Notts and I are driving from Notts to the Yorks munch this Saturday and return at the end of the night. Would anyone like to car share, part or all of the way?
Alex & Dave
OK, my outfit is planned with the theme of "naughty but nice" taken into consideration biggrin .
So, with this in mind, what I would like to know is what are the males going to wear that is "naughty but nice? cool "
Alex xxxxx
Can I please put mine and Dave_Notts' name down.
Many thanks
Alex & Dave xxxxx
kiss
The difference between wanting to give up alcohol and having to give up alcohol is great. As children, we are told what to do in every part of our lives. As adults, we like to make our own choices and therefore make our own decisions. I personally find it hard to do what some else tells me to do and I can empathise with you totally as I am trying to give up smoking for health reasons.
Putting things into perspective, if you don't have your health, your quality of life decreases. What is most important to you? :therethere:
Alex xxxxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Woooooo hooooooo Dave and Alex are going biggrin :D :D :D At last we will get to meet :bounce: :bounce: :lol2: :lol2:

The feeling is mutual. I look forward to eventually meeting you kiss
Alex xxxx