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Alex_Notts
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 55
UK

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Quote by Freckledbird
Where are we - don't you want us to come now? :cry:

After the amount of bottie burping you were doing last night, that is debatable rotflmao
Your names are down :wave2:
Alex xx
Quote by earthchild
Where are we - don't you want us to come now? :cry:

lol she was on the piss last night hun
bolt
I know - I was there! lol
i know was more thinking of the state she gets in :lol:
It was because of the gobby Freckled Bird why we didn't get to bed until after 3am. We tried EVERYTHING to shut her up but NOTHING worked dunno
Alex xxx
Tyneside4fun, Jane & Will, Susiesue2, MartyCleveland, SexKittenfx you are down on the list.
:happy: Alex :happy:
Quote by fabio
p.s do you want me to bring the baileys and chocolate????

As long as I can lick it off your fingers again :lickface:
Alex xx
Quote by earthchild
am already down lol
but am not being left out want my name on here too :twisted:
Earthy xx

and so you shouldn't our North-East partner in crime lol
Alex xx
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
Go on then put our names down ya twisted our arm
I promise Mr north hands wont stroke yours lol

Yay!
Mr North can stroke my bottom oops hands any time he wishes :rascal:
Alex xx
Quote by Marya_Northeast
Fog horns? Hmmm. I'll ask Alex_Northeast. Her house is full of them.
:shock:

You cheeky cow!!
Maybe you should have added to the "pancake thread", after all, you know plenty about them rotflmao
:angel: Alex xxx
Can you pur mine and Dave_Notts' name down please?
Thanks kiss
Alex_Northeast
GUEST LIST IS REOPENED FOR A COUPLE OF GUESTS
As a few people have dropped out, there are a couple of spaces available, so if anyone would like to attend, who is a member of this site, and can be vouched for, please get in touch with me ASAP.
Thanks
Alex xxx
Come to Sunny Teesside!!!! - you know you want to!
Yes, you too can enjoy the flavoursome atmos of an evening’s piss-uppery in spectacular Costa del Tees.
Please join myself and Marya_Northeast as we partake of a local pub one fine Saturday evening in April. (weather tbc) cool .
The Teesside Social will take place on Saturday 14th April 2007. It will be in a public “vanilla” environment so the usual rules apply :beer: .
We have contacted the venue and arranged for us to have an area all to ourselves from till 1am! We will be away from the main punters but please respect that this is still a vanilla environment so please dress/behave accordingly!
The event is open to anyone, however, you must be a genuine full member of the site, be known, or be able to be vouched for.
As this is advertised on another site, we have an obligation to make you aware that there maybe banned members from this site attending. A full member list is available to all attendees.
Bring it on!!! :cheers:
Your Teesside hostesses Alex & Marya drinkies
For those people on the confirmed list - if for whatever reason you cannot attend, please let me or Marya know as soon as possible, then your place can be offered to the next person on the reserve list, many thanks.
The people on the reserve list will be informed when a space on the guest list becomes available.
Alex & Marya xxxxx
The news reported this morning that Britney has left rehab less than 24 hours after entering it (with a blonde wig on).
For the sake of her children and her own sanity, she needs to sort herself out. Going on wild nights out and getting drunk just masks the pain of her marriage breakup, dealing with it is one step closer to getting over it and making a new life for her and her young sons.
As a single parent, Britney needs to be a good role model to her sons, not just another Hollywood pisshead with drug addiction issues.
Alex xx
Quote by Dave__Notts
Dave - me and the OnlyChild are staying at yours for the whooooooooole weekend! :twisted:
Just in case you forgot. And revoking my invite in the chatroom does not apply!

My little tin of tuna
It might not count for you but the moat I have just dug around the whole of my house and the drawbridge being up may give you a non-verbal explanation to whether you are welcome :twisted:
Dave_Notts
PS Alex!!!!!! Stop fecking hitting me ffs
In my defense I wasn't even there, but as I would hate to dissappoint smackbottom. You are such a bad lad kiss
Alex xx
Quote by LondonPlaything
if |I stop eating now, I may just be able to eat my way through my nerves come saturday :shock: are you lot sure I can still come?
think very very carefully
lp

Why nervous??? We are a lovely friendly bunch and I am looking forward to meeting you.
Alex xx
Quote by Drifter
Dave - If I am not too late, please can you put my name down for this.

Course you can come sexy.
Alex kiss
Quote by MikeNorth
cool
Methinks, either no-one here has access (yeah, right) or perhaps those that do are thinking you should have started your assignment earlier or are wondering why they should allow you to crib other students' work when you should have done your own.
:thumbup:

Journals are not "other students' work" but legitimate academic sources.
Sorry I can't help, but good luck Alex.
Thanks Mike kiss
Alex xx
Quote by de_sade
cool
Methinks, either no-one here has access (yeah, right) or perhaps those that do are thinking you should have started your assignment earlier or are wondering why they should allow you to crib other students' work when you should have done your own.
:thumbup:

How cheeky and rude of you to make inferences mad and based on what??
BTW: I do not "CRIB" or the proper word is "PLIAGERISE" any one else's work. Journals are legitimate sources of academic information that are printed in highly respected monthly or bi-monthly magazines, just so you know.
For the record, whether I had started this weeks ago, or even yesterday, I still cannot get access to them.
flipa
I am desperately looking for Journal articles for my assignment that is due in on Monday.
The Derby University E-Journals has exactly what I am looking for.
I know this is a long shot, but does anyone have free access to their e-journals who would be willing to access a few journals for me and email them?
Nothing ventured nothing gained is my motto.
Alex xxx
The words that puts me off people's ad's are heavy cummers, long stayers and multiple repeaters.
As for personality traits in ads, those who appear to be inexperienced, selfish, arrogant and "i love me and i am fab" totally put me off.
As does pictures of people, and in the background, there are unwashed pots and it looks generally messy and untidy. Decor is not important as everyone has different tastes, but untidyness and uncleaniness in your living space for me, is a deal breaker.
Alex xx
Quote by Dave__Notts
I was looking at a short, bald, fat, git.

Aw babes, you are my prince charming and I love ya to bits :inlove: (someone pass me the bucket :grin: )
BTW: you are looking more like your dad every day :giggle:
Hugs, snogs and bj'.
:angel: Alex
Can you count us in to as possibles please.
Alex & Dave (+ 3 house guests)
Quote by easy
Anyone staying in the first hotel on the list feel like having a few premunch drinkies? I promise to behave myself.

There's already a pre-Munch piss-up organised (honestly. For some folks it's any excuse to get smashed. I myself don't need an excuse :grin: ) HERE.
Oh and don't be making promises you may not keep :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol
We are taking pre-munch drinkies one step further and arriving in Notts on Friday night. Let the party begin :beer:
Alex xx
We can no longer attend. Can you therefore remove our names from the list. Hope you all have a fab time.
Alex & Dave xxx
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I think Alex has confimed us biggrin
Dave_Notts

Do you need us to prepare instructions on how to get there now or do you think you might manage to find your way into Nottingham by yourselves? :giggle:
rotflmao I think we may just be able to manage it, whether we get there on time and in one piece is a different thing :rotflmao:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I think Alex has confimed us biggrin
Dave_Notts

Do you need us to prepare instructions on how to get there now or do you think you might manage to find your way into Nottingham by yourselves? :giggle:
rotflmao - I think we may just be able to manage it :rotflmao:
Alex xx
Quote by Bloke2005
Confirmed x 2 here :P x

Oh yummy, does this mean I can perv over Mr Bloke again? :grin:
Alex