Quote by postie
" I saw two shooting stars last night...
I wished on them...
.... but they were only satellites..
...it's wrong to wish on space hardware...
I wish. i wish you'd care.."
from A New England by Billy Bragg...
seems to sum up my life...
Quote by Vix
so if i get up have a cuppa and then go back to bed for a shag does that count as morning sex
Quote by Happy Cats
I'm full of remorse - I shot a scottish frog and I'm staying in Edinburgh tomorrow night, I'm going to have nightmares :cry:
Quote by postie
Accent??? Accent??? You just don't understand the gaelic - go on now admit it!
Quote by VenusnMars
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Katien_n_John
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by postie
Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )
Quote by postie
Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )
Quote by VenusnMars
Phonecall from BT this morning after doing several linetests to get my net connection kicked in....
Advisor- Hello, are you having trouble with your phone?
Me- No
Advisor- It's just that we are getting several reports of a faulty line
Me- Oh, that'd be me. I have to do line tests to get online.
Advisor- Would you like me to put you through to a Broadband engineer?
Me- No thankyou. They don't know how to fix it, I can do a better job myself via the line test. If that starts to fail, then I might start running the BT guantlet again, and be put through to advisor after advisor who'll send someone else out who haven't a clue what they are doing, but until then I am quite happy doing it like this. It's more effective.
Advisor :gagged: erm, ok then
And I didn't swear once :smug:
Venusxxx
Quote by postie
er... ok you asked for it! so the new lap top the ny office gave me and supposedly was programmed with the right things is missing the one element that allows me to actually accomplish anything. My supervisor is an unhelpful sonofabitch who said he's helped me as much as he could and i'm on my own, my skin is awful from travling the house is a wreck my partner is in a whiny mood the washer broke and flooded the kitchen and my other supervisor is badmouthing me to others for no fekking good reason so all i have to say is:
MOTHERF@!! YOU SH*&$ CU*&^ SLAPPING CATBLENDING COCKSUCKING F&^S TAKE THIS F*!@# LAPTOP AND SHOVE IT UP YOU G&^! DA#$ ARSES!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIN WASHER CAN KISS MY F!@## C@#O*& AND DIE!!!!
i think i'm gonna pass out.
Quote by ockysweeties
er... ok you asked for it! so the new lap top the ny office gave me and supposedly was programmed with the right things is missing the one element that allows me to actually accomplish anything. My supervisor is an unhelpful sonofabitch who said he's helped me as much as he could and i'm on my own, my skin is awful from travling the house is a wreck my partner is in a whiny mood the washer broke and flooded the kitchen and my other supervisor is badmouthing me to others for no fekking good reason so all i have to say is:
MOTHERF@!! YOU SH*&$ CU*&^ SLAPPING CATBLENDING COCKSUCKING F&^S TAKE THIS F*!@# LAPTOP AND SHOVE IT UP YOU G&^! DA#$ ARSES!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIN WASHER CAN KISS MY F!@## C@#O*& AND DIE!!!!
i think i'm gonna pass out.
Quote by Katien_n_John
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by Katien_n_John
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by ockysweeties
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.
Quote by Happy Cats
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
ops:
:lol: Quote by katie_sw_uk
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: ops: Quote by RedHot
Yes on O2 they come through as Service messages - I can only assume that they have picked up the number from one of the contact site that I have left it on under the con that the sites are secure!
Quote by kbuk
Working in the mobile fone industry - what i can tell you is that these messages are sent out in bulk - sometimes the company doing the texting buys a "block" or range of numbers from the mobile fone comanies - it is this they use to send the texts - they tend to have a "throw tons of crap" and hope some sticks attitude
if you want to report this as spam to the mobile fone company ( in this case VF) is to forward the text message from your fone to 87726 ( VSPAM) and they will then amass a list of people reporting the number as spam - once it reaches a certain level - they will have their service terminated and costs charged!
a Brief description i know - but hope it makes sense
kbuk
Quote by Katien_n_John
Dunno mate
Katie had a very strange text message today, it just said "Elisabeth" :shock: :shock: :shock:
When we checked in her inbox all the other texts she has recieved have the callers number after them, this one though said "Data Message"
wierd huh?
