I am not even going to bother trying to respond to such innuendo.....
YaY I just noticed I got the century :bounce:
I don't think it is even worth bothering reporting them as they are just sad gits with nothing better to do easier to just ignore 'em...
Not if I release first - then off you go doing a reverse flip spinning off into seventh heaven....
Yeah the back draft from that should ensure that the bloody straw chokes you....
The no return valve won't help when the straw shoots down your throat...
Personally I am not so much interested in meeting someone as I am in havig fun in the forums - but it is annoying that people are just out to waste our time....
Beware of the frog's fart - now that is deadly!
Have to admit that i am beginning to wonder the same thing - I just get replies saying that "I no longer use the site but you can contact me at xyz" usualy a bloody expensive subscription site, just wasting everybody's time....
Scuse me I'm a feckin' frog not a feckin' toad and if you don't like the ring tones then get some feckin' ear plugs....
I'll feck off when I am good and ready to in the mean time quit shouting!
What this therad need is a dog to liven things up a little....
Carlyon Bay on the south coast of Cornwall is good - has a nudist section and bets of all is pretty secluded in parts.... Voice of experience for this beach...
Agree with steevy - I have the honey warmed and ready to spread before....
I would like to ask if it is only me or do most of you men enjoy masturbating in the shower? Personally I find that there is something quite sensuous about all that water running over my body, and just can't wait to get a lady in there with me once more... Ladies feel free to make any comments also.
I've had many 6* hangovers through the years and a few which I would describe as having gone through the 6* and out the other side (I am talking comatose here), but that was when I was young and foolish and accepting drinks from those people in pubs who were encouraging me to sing louder.....
Hi Freddie - welcome to the loony bin aka the house of fun....
There is a term of Scottish origin, possibly 17th c:-
quim vagina note less offensive term than cunt
quim (kwimm) Female genitailia note (n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland.
Actually I am not tha sure that it is a frog - there is a distnct possibility that it is a toad, or so I have been toad.....
Too late alreday been there! A glutton for punishment that's me.....
Aw leave the poor frog alone, he's in desperate trouble:-
look for "death of crazy frog"
The Scot's have had this kind of event for centuries, it's called tossing the caber!
Thanks to all for a great great belly laugh after an evening of whisky testing - much appreciated. BTW I saw a blind chicken on my way home, it was looking for the Birds Eye factory.
You deserve a medal, or something even more fulfilling for the dedication to a challenge Helen :bounce:
,,,eeeeeaaaarrhhhh! !