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Alfbede
Over 90 days ago
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The bottom line is it 'aint what you got it's what you do with it, anyway the less well endowed guys try that much harder, or so I am told - being reasonably well blessed myself i wouldn't know.....
Ah the intellectual approach i see - now why didn't i think of that... Oh, I remember I still have some brain cells that alcohol has not yet destroyed....
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Those pants have got furry bits surprised
I wouldn't have minded being the artist who painted the costume on her! A great work of art!
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Thanks for a great laugh girls - just great after an evening in the pub - I will never again clean my teeth without thinking of where the leccy toothbrush may have been....

what exactly is funny??? confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
It is the male reaction that is funny - some of us mere men would not have thought of using a toothbrush for anything other than cleaning the teeth; however I have multifarious artistic uses for the humble toothbrush...
You n me both blonde - I also think I am missing something here!
Thanks for a great laugh girls - just great after an evening in the pub - I will never again clean my teeth without thinking of where the leccy toothbrush may have been....
Well I think it is quite easy to spot swingers the ropes and chains are usually a dead give away....
Thanks for a good laugh to brighten and otherwise "crap" day!
I know the joys of dog sitting only too well and like the comment made the morning after "NEVER AGAIN!"
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not really a super hero but for the ladies how about buster gonads from the viz?
or am I just clutching at straws now redface

Oh I think definitely a little straw clutching going on here...
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You posted exactly the same message in LMU. Please do not do this , it makes the place look scruffy rolleyes

Actually Blue , its my fault he posted in both sections. Initally he posted in LMU and i suggested to him that he would get more replies in the Cafe.
So sorry about that my fault for making the place untidy!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Very gracious of you thanks worship
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OK a few ideas there, I like the confessional box, wuld be a treat for the father the other side... if you were close enough the dining room table could be arranged...

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Many apologies don't have my eyes focussed this early in the day...
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On an alter would do it for me
Or the confessional box
On a raft on a lazy afternoon would too...hmmmm....have to be nice and slow and sensual :twisted:
Then there's under a waterfall
Under the tree of life
Out-doors in tropical rain
Oh and don't forget that thingy-ma-jig up the Tor
And right now on my dining room table would be so very much appreciated too.

OK a few ideas there, I like the confessional box, wuld be a treat for the father the other side... if you were close enough the dining room table could be arranged...
I have a few ideas about unusual locations to indulge in some good raunchy adult fun - however this is only from a male perspective and I would appreciate some ideas from the ladies - who know if you live close enough there might be a possibility of experimenting with a few of them...
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Ive always fancied, in a swimming pool , but not a public one obviously, or on the bonnet of jaguar car, but doubt anyone would want my weight on such a vehicle!!

Yeah like the swimming pool idea (but why not in a public one?), and over the bonnet of a jag is a hot one, pity you don't live closer lol
I have a few ideas about unusual locations to indulge in some good raunchy adult fun - however this is only from a male perspective and I would appreciate some ideas from the ladies - who know if you live close enough there might be a possibility of experimenting with a few of them...
The sun is shining - summer's coming - the sap is rising - any ladies fancy some outdoor fun in the Edinburgh area? Mail me for a contact number and we can discuss a few ideas.
Am looking for some daytime no strings fun in the Edinburgh area - any ladies interested mail me and we can dscuss the fun bits....