Hi. We are M & Miss M, a stag and bi vixen from Swansea.

We’re a normal, uncomplicated, friendly, fun & loving couple looking to meet with sexy single ladies, sexy couples & exceptional single guys. Couples with a bi or bi curious ladies are especially welcome. We’re easy going, laid back, friendly, discreet and good company.

Ideally, we’re looking to meet people for long term friendship and fun.

We’re not models by any stretch of the imagination but we look after ourselves and present smartly and sexily, so looking for likewise.

We are trimmed and shaved and would expect the same.

We only play together and never separately.

Initially looking for weekend meets and some week day evenings.

Gangbang and party invites appreciated.

M is straight, 5’11” tall with a rugby players build and a short beard.

Miss M is bi but happy to play straight, 6’2” tall ( a tall lady !) with a beautiful figure and blonde hair.

We cannot accommodate but happy to travel within reason.

We’ve put a lot of photos on our profile so you have a fairly good idea of how we look physically. We’ll be unlikely to reply to profiles that are mainly gynaecological or biological or have few or no photos. It’s all about attraction and connection. If you get in contact first, it’s an accepted norm that you send your photos first.

N.B. SINGLE GUYS.

PLEASE DON’T JUST SEND WINKS. SEND A MESSAGE. SELL YOURSELF. IT’S UNLIKELY THAT WE’LL ANSWER AN UNSOLICITED WINK OR A ONE LINE MESSAGE.

***** HERE’S THE IMPORTANT BIT *****

ALWAYS ATTACH A FEW CLEAR FACE & BODY PHOTOS ………… THIS ISN’T BLIND DATE.

PLEASE DON'T JUST SEND PHOTOS OF YOUR COCK. WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. WE GET A LOT OF MESSAGES FROM SINGLE GUYS, SO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. SELL YOURSELF. THIS WILL HELP MISS M MAKE HER DECISION TO MEET YOU.

Single guys preferably need to be between 30 & 55, with good personal hygiene, a nice smell, in good shape and above all, personable. We’re not looking to meet a monosyllabic neanderthal. We’re looking to meet a guy that will make us feel comfortable in his company, can hold a conversation and be a good host. Now, this bit is most important ……. YOU MUST HAVE YOUR OWN PRIVATE HOUSE OR FLAT which must be clean & comfortable so that we feel able to relax and play. We will want to talk before meeting and may ask to meet first without playing, or maybe you can watch us play first and see where we go from there.

We’re unlikely to meet single guys who are ‘passing through’ or ‘working in the area’ or ‘staying overnight’ unless you are exceptional. And no, we don’t meet at a drop of a hat. So please, no ‘meeting now ?’ messages.

STAY CLASSY. We’re not impressed by contrived, pseudo porn talk.

And single guys, if we agree to a meet or a social we like to make the plans firm well ahead of the event. Don’t leave it to the last minute to give us a time and a place. Miss M needs to get ready and that doesn’t happen at the drop of a hat. Otherwise we’ll just get on with our day. Nobody likes to be disappointed.

Couples.

Miss M likes the attention of both the guys and the girls. Happy to meet first to see if we get on.

Other than all that, we’re open minded and looking to enjoy playing.

We can't get back to you straight away but if we are interested we'll be in contact.

Oh, and guys, no socks during play. It’s just weird !