*Walks in, opens the doors to Sarge's cupboard, opens some windows!*
"Looks like someone had a very late night in here last night"
* takes all the empties to the bin, wipes the cream off the sofa, puts a few strawberries back in the fridge till later*
"I wish some people would learn to tidy up in here"
*mumble, mumble, mumble
*Puts kettle on and gets bacon butties on the go............. that should bring a few in*
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Alleyson
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 67
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Quote by barewolf
Barewolf
I can't help thinking that if were your ex I'd be annoyed at you posting my pic on the net never mind a swinging site, does she know you've posted them?
Alleyson xxx
She gave me permission to use them on the internet ages ago... They're on my website... She was a professional model.. it doesn't bother her... And in fact I took the naturist beach one, and own the copyright.
xxx
I just wondered .... was all. :)
Quote by angelnn66
I think crying is probably a good thing. I cried the very first time I had an orgasm and have done once since
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I agree angelnn66 ............. I've cried too during a very very intense orgasm, doesn't happen alot but a little worrying for the person you're with at the time.
As for my 'orgasm face' I've no idea what it looks like but if you consider the 'original' aint no oil painting maybe I should wear a paper bag during sex!!
: Quote by WibblyWobbly
You got me thinking now
The Aquarius in Chesterfield lol what a scruffy place!!
Baileys nightclub in Derby ....... I used to think I was soooooooo sophisticated and grown up going there!!I'm a simple country girl you see, bright lights, big city!
<Goes off to continue reminiscing>
Flamin' Norah girl... I spent many a night in the Aquarius in Chesterfield... however which decade are you referring to? As for Baileys in Derby... a certain GT of my acquaintance was the resident DJ for a few years... a bit before your time I suspect!
We talking at least 25 years ago Wibbly, so 70's/80's ........... feeling very very old now lol
Quote by Jags
My fav prog., is Andy Pandy. Is Watershed a gardening prog that I miss ?
Fred
Wooden Tops for me... Spot the Dog especially though the Twins were funny too.. but Spot was ace! Still makes me laugh to even imagine his way of walking around!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Surely you mean SPOTTY dog Jags?
I was only telling my daughter about The Woodentops the other day, she was very underwhelmed when I said they were puppets with strings lol
Best programme on Watch with Mother. I can see those little blocks turning round now!!
Quote by duncanlondon
Why do some advertisers insist on people being from the same region? I know its convenient to be close by. But if they are willing to travel and are punctual, what's the problem? I have known some advertisers refuse people on this point even before meeting.
I scored 8, I don't live in your region.
Duncan you might as well ask why some people ask for partners who don't smoke or men without facial hair or partners with piercings. Location is just another preference. If you don't fit the criteria someone is asking for then move on and keep looking.
Quote by soupdragon69
The reception you get from this forum might not be quite what you expect.
*takes cover*
Don't know what you mean Mike. Or were you just making a funny? I've just finished a night shift so I'm not quite with it at the mo
I think what Mike meant was that not everyone (including me) on SH thinks its a good thing for someone to be playing behind their partners back.
Each to their own of course, but given that the majority of single males find it difficult to find partners on here you may find it even more difficult. Although you have been 'honest' about what you intend doing unlike some that pretend to be single and are quite clearly not.
But hello anyway.
Ah now I understand. I can't see the point of being dishonest though but I take your point and realise that it will put some people off. I'd much rather be honest with people on here though :-) Thanks for clearing that up for me though.......Ah well, into the firing line ;-)
Errrrrrrrr......... so you don't think that playing without your wife's knowledge is being dishonest?
Obviously I don't know you and your circumstances at all but it shouldn't make any difference, if you're still living together as man and wife then it's cheating in my book.
Quote by LilMissGullable
I take everything into account with people. I'd never judge any1 by face or figure. but have ive found over the years..... people judge me by my figure!!!!
Yes im bbw.... and some people seem to think because of that im not worth knowing.
Well bolloxs to them!!!! Coz ive got news for you.....
I am me, I'm bubbly, up for a laugh, honest, caring, sensitive, sexy eyes, wicked smile, trustworthy(selling meself now) and can drink any1 under the tableSO i say, if u don't like it...well tuff... I am me and i aint changing for any1
hear hear LilMissGullable!!
I know just what you mean, but if they don't want to find out about whats underneath the exterior then thats their loss!!
You either take me (yes please!
) as I am or not at all :D Quote by fluffer
hi.. another newbie here and this is my first post but i was drawn to post as im quite heartened by what alleyson has said..
I thought swinging was supposed to be a mutually consensual (look at me with the long words!) activity.. or am i wrong?
i know there's single people here too but thought that those part of a couple would at least be aware of the others activity.. even if they were not always doing it together.
or should i just lighten up???
Hi Fluffer and welcome to SH
I think you've got the idea just right btw and no need to lighten up at all, enjoy your stay.
Quote by soupdragon69
The reception you get from this forum might not be quite what you expect.
*takes cover*
Don't know what you mean Mike. Or were you just making a funny? I've just finished a night shift so I'm not quite with it at the mo
I think what Mike meant was that not everyone (including me) on SH thinks its a good thing for someone to be playing behind their partners back.
Each to their own of course, but given that the majority of single males find it difficult to find partners on here you may find it even more difficult. Although you have been 'honest' about what you intend doing unlike some that pretend to be single and are quite clearly not.
But hello anyway.
Quote by dambuster
Hey I'm from Mansfield toooo, i hear the best Curry house is in huthwaite (Sutton Ashfield way)
On the subject of hard times ( i always get one when a womans around
Also know where that curry house is and IT IS good :wink:
Well . . . . . .
as we never got to the Italian on Chats* Road . . . . . . . . . . . . ?
:wink:
:wink:
Very pleased to say that I recently had one of my oldest fantasies made into reality the other week, by a very caring gentle SH member ( you know who you are) xxxx mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks again for a wonderful afternoon. It was exactly like I fantasisied all these years. When can we do it all again? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Although I class myself as a swinger I am fussy about who I 'show my bits too', as are others on here. (that's not to say anyone who does 'show their bits' is wrong) As I normally go on holiday with family, I'm not sure 'getting my bits out' would be seen as appropriate!! lol
I apologise if I've read this wrong but it seems to me that you may be of the 'oh she's swinger she'll swing with anyone type'
Just my opinion.
I apologise if I've read this wrong but it seems to me that you may be of the 'oh she's swinger she'll swing with anyone type'
Just my opinion.
Quote by steanrachy
nice to hear things are at a good point for you now tounge
PS can somebody PM me and explain how we can get the "Tounge wrote, Postie wrote" boxes on our replies please,pretty please?? i am computer (i) literate
Steanrachy instead of clicking on reply to post your reply, click in the top right hand corner of the box you want to reply to where it says quote and it will appear in the reply box, just make sure you type your reply after the
I just need to know how to do multiple quotes now, if anyone can help!!
