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Saw this a few weeks ago, and its certainly a lot more fun than a Newton's Cradle.
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Andy_Wakefield
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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I didnt meant to cause any offence, I hope none was taken. Whatever the meaning of OOBE I am just thankful that she lived and is still here and I am able to share my life with her.
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I have not experienced this first hand but it happened to my wife when she was eight and was attacked and almost died. I think it is a survival instinct, removing yourself from severe trauma. Perhaps some people think it has a more spiritual explanation.
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The world is going to hell... if its not already there. 
I hope no one is hurt.
I hope no one is hurt.
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I think at some point in the past and the origins of predjudice are self-presevation based.
A gazelle sees a lion. "Those lions, they will kill you and eat you as soon as look at you!"
The way the brain works makes us all predjudiced to a point, you have to play the averages.
If you are spoon fed information by the media constantly about a "certain type" it eventually sticks with a lot of people, because most people are very open to suggestion - letting someone else think for you is much less work than actually making a decision yourself.
A good example is the emergence of "chavs" is everyone in burberry who has a mobile phone a chav, and are they all scum as we are lead to believe, or did I miss something? lol
A gazelle sees a lion. "Those lions, they will kill you and eat you as soon as look at you!"
The way the brain works makes us all predjudiced to a point, you have to play the averages.
If you are spoon fed information by the media constantly about a "certain type" it eventually sticks with a lot of people, because most people are very open to suggestion - letting someone else think for you is much less work than actually making a decision yourself.
A good example is the emergence of "chavs" is everyone in burberry who has a mobile phone a chav, and are they all scum as we are lead to believe, or did I miss something? lol
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Dont know if anyone has seen this or not? lol
I think the thing with the English and French is a bit like sibling rivalry. Its all in good fun in the end, its not like we would nuke them or anything if we had the chance.
I have French friends and we still take the piss out of each other, frog leg eating git that he is.
I think the thing with the English and French is a bit like sibling rivalry. Its all in good fun in the end, its not like we would nuke them or anything if we had the chance.
I have French friends and we still take the piss out of each other, frog leg eating git that he is.
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I like so much different music, but I think the voice that effects me the most and gives me goosebumps of emotion and sadness is Karen Carpenter. Tragic and beautiful.
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As long as its butterflies of anticipation and excitement thats ok.
If its cause you are crapping yourself, metaphorically then thats not so good.
If its cause you are crapping yourself, metaphorically then thats not so good.
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There was a survey published recently on the reletive length of time penetrative sex lasted across all the countries of Europe, and I can for the life of me find it again.
I think the UK won though.
Can anyone else find this info, it was very recently. In the last month or two.
I think the UK won though.
Can anyone else find this info, it was very recently. In the last month or two.
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You need a monster-truck mate.
If you have ever seen Brainiac, then you will know that caravans are evil and a nice big truck would have eaten them for breakfast. LOL
If you have ever seen Brainiac, then you will know that caravans are evil and a nice big truck would have eaten them for breakfast. LOL
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LOL that is a toughie.
I'm sure you have a good imagination though - just have to remember the story. Best to pick one single believable one that you can use as a blanket in any situation, and apply it to any swinging friends you might get. :)
One strange thing for me was one of my ex's from a few years ago - we got together and became boy and girlfriend like you do, and got invited around to her parents for sunday lunch and asked how we met, with living about 40 miles away from each other...
The truth was that she had come over to have a threesome with me and another old girlfriend of mine, but I wasnt going to say that. I cant even remember what I told them to be honest, I felt like I was in front of a firing squad. :)
I'm sure you have a good imagination though - just have to remember the story. Best to pick one single believable one that you can use as a blanket in any situation, and apply it to any swinging friends you might get. :)
One strange thing for me was one of my ex's from a few years ago - we got together and became boy and girlfriend like you do, and got invited around to her parents for sunday lunch and asked how we met, with living about 40 miles away from each other...
The truth was that she had come over to have a threesome with me and another old girlfriend of mine, but I wasnt going to say that. I cant even remember what I told them to be honest, I felt like I was in front of a firing squad. :)
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Just had my first meet for ages this morning, and I was shaking like a leaf even though we got on really well and talked for ages and ages, and I felt comfortable just having a nervous breakdown at the same time. LOL
You have to do what feels right for you and experiment and try things, maybe a munch and a totally social encounter to make some friends and get to know some people before you decide on what you really want to do.
Nerves and butterflies pass with experience, and you do get more confident and know better how to express what you want and help people with their wants too.
I just hope I can keep riding now I'm back on the horse and get past those very few nervewracking encounters.
I'm sure you will be fine. Make mistakes and do silly things and dont worry about it cause its better to regret what you have done than what you havent done.
You have to do what feels right for you and experiment and try things, maybe a munch and a totally social encounter to make some friends and get to know some people before you decide on what you really want to do.
Nerves and butterflies pass with experience, and you do get more confident and know better how to express what you want and help people with their wants too.
I just hope I can keep riding now I'm back on the horse and get past those very few nervewracking encounters.
I'm sure you will be fine. Make mistakes and do silly things and dont worry about it cause its better to regret what you have done than what you havent done.
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Quote by aa
who gives a fuck if there ugly or not or if they have a shit personality and as for all this friendship bullshit.... makes me wanna puke .sure go to a club meet some people have a drink perhaps then go fuck each other thats what swinging is all about if there a bit fat got a lazy eye knockneed or there fannys resembles a kebab it dosnt matter it about enjoyint the sex for me they can look like they have been applebobbing in a hot chip pan that is not the issue its meeting with like minded individuals for carnal gratifiaction bonus if there atually very good looking
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ps mind you i have to admit im not over keen on big hairy bushes
If I was a woman I would be gay. {sigh} Can't get my breath.
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This thread is like a broken pencil.
Watch out for Sarge coming down on you like a ton of Bilko.
Watch out for Sarge coming down on you like a ton of Bilko.
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Quote by tonysb09
BUT you must also take into account the "alcohol factor" .....
the difference between a fox and a dog..is only 5 pints... :shock:
I've been told in the past that 5 pints is the difference between a straight man and a bi man. lol. I dont drink though so I dont know about that one. ;)
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I'm in a little plastic bubble for a few weeks so I'm safe from the dreaded WORK for now. lol
Different story when my sicknote runs out, but I will burn that bridge when I come to it.
That virus does sound very scary.
Different story when my sicknote runs out, but I will burn that bridge when I come to it.
That virus does sound very scary.
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I'm sure the street is a nicer place for having trees in it, and they shouldnt be got rid of. Silver birch are beautiful trees too. There are not nearly enough trees around where I live apart from conifers and would love to be able to see one of those on my street.
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I've been crying for nearly a week.
One of my friends commited suicide on Wednesday and another friend died on Friday.
Up until this week I have been very lucky and not lost many people I care about, and losing two in three days really knocked me for six, and then another six.
Thanks to everyone in the forum for your posts and keeping me from going mad.
I bet you wish you hadnt asked now. :cry:
One of my friends commited suicide on Wednesday and another friend died on Friday.
Up until this week I have been very lucky and not lost many people I care about, and losing two in three days really knocked me for six, and then another six.
Thanks to everyone in the forum for your posts and keeping me from going mad.
I bet you wish you hadnt asked now. :cry:
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You mean an avatar? it should be in your profile settings if you click on the little "profile" button above the board.
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I guess I will have to stop being a shy and retiring type and get to a bash one day soon if I can {gulp}.
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Well I guess if you define the question like that then I couldnt.
If I thought someone was a nasty piece of work and didnt give a shit about anyone other than themself then I couldnt and wouldnt want to please them.
Ive come a cropper a few times though with people putting on a front of niceness until they had what they wanted.
If I thought someone was a nasty piece of work and didnt give a shit about anyone other than themself then I couldnt and wouldnt want to please them.
Ive come a cropper a few times though with people putting on a front of niceness until they had what they wanted.
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50 million people in the UK?
2% of that is a million, half it again for the males (not exact I know).
Take off some for people under 16, then you probably still have about 400,000 men with big willies in this land of hope and glory? LOL
Personally I'm happy to be and be a 6" wonder. LOL. Things could be a lot worse , I might not have beat the odds but the odds didnt beat me either. I'm not one of the millions of men with one under 5".
But its probably not the size of your pencil, but how you write your name anyway, or are the shorties kidding themselves?
2% of that is a million, half it again for the males (not exact I know).
Take off some for people under 16, then you probably still have about 400,000 men with big willies in this land of hope and glory? LOL
Personally I'm happy to be and be a 6" wonder. LOL. Things could be a lot worse , I might not have beat the odds but the odds didnt beat me either. I'm not one of the millions of men with one under 5".
But its probably not the size of your pencil, but how you write your name anyway, or are the shorties kidding themselves?
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I must be in touch with my feminine side cause I would never hand over money for sex.
I have paid emotionally in the past though.
I have paid emotionally in the past though.
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If someone was very smelly and nasty then I couldnt be intimate with them but I think this poll is a bit offensive to people who are not "classically beautiful" as the media defines and demands.
I am not a Greek adonis but I have a good heart and try to be the best person and best friend I can be.
If im a saint but have a broken nose and one eye and a cauliflower ear does that make me ugly? (I dont have those things incidentally just asking how you define ugly?)
I think beauty lies in the spirit and how we are with others, not wether you have a perfect figure and have shallow people falling at your feet.
I dont think I would want a "sympathy shag" off someone who thought i was a dog anyway, I would be devestated if someone was doing anything "for my benefit". lol
Given the choice between a plain jane who is a good person and kind and selfless, and a bitchqueen from hell with a figure to die for - I wouldnt have to thnk about it even for a second.
We only have a certain amount of free time and free hours in our lives and we should make sure we give them to the worthy.
Sorry for a complete bullshit waffle by the way. LOL
I am not a Greek adonis but I have a good heart and try to be the best person and best friend I can be.
If im a saint but have a broken nose and one eye and a cauliflower ear does that make me ugly? (I dont have those things incidentally just asking how you define ugly?)
I think beauty lies in the spirit and how we are with others, not wether you have a perfect figure and have shallow people falling at your feet.
I dont think I would want a "sympathy shag" off someone who thought i was a dog anyway, I would be devestated if someone was doing anything "for my benefit". lol
Given the choice between a plain jane who is a good person and kind and selfless, and a bitchqueen from hell with a figure to die for - I wouldnt have to thnk about it even for a second.
We only have a certain amount of free time and free hours in our lives and we should make sure we give them to the worthy.
Sorry for a complete bullshit waffle by the way. LOL
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Dont worry I have a stack of qood quality rechargables here if you need em.
But hopefully if you were ever over here you wouldnt actually need the batteries.
Erm... so is that batteries for a vibe, or one of those little milking machine things. :D
But hopefully if you were ever over here you wouldnt actually need the batteries.
Erm... so is that batteries for a vibe, or one of those little milking machine things. :D
