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Andy_Wakefield
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Wakefield
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Sexpert
Ive always been curious about the taste of breastmilk and am a bit of a booms man anyway.
Maybe its cause I was bottle fed as a child, who knows. lol
Count that as another vote for yes, Debbie.
Maybe its cause I was bottle fed as a child, who knows. lol
Count that as another vote for yes, Debbie.
Sexpert
If you are going to have sex with someone and not kiss and caress you might as well be on your own masturbating. Ok so swinging is usually not a joining of the souls, and not "making love" but if you are friends with someone and care about them and know them, then it can be just as good.
Personally if it was just about sex acts with no intimacy then I would rather pass.
I did once have a threesome with a couple that said no kissing on the lips, but they let me kiss her everywhere else so I was happy enough I guess.
Personally if it was just about sex acts with no intimacy then I would rather pass.
I did once have a threesome with a couple that said no kissing on the lips, but they let me kiss her everywhere else so I was happy enough I guess.
Sexpert
Saw this mentioned on another forum a few days ago - I was crap at it then and I'm crap at it now, but it can be fun to use as a way of swearing at celebs you dont like in the entertainment section.
"Tom Cruise is a ____" for example, assuming you dont like him that is. But there are a wide variety to suit all tastes. LOL
"Tom Cruise is a ____" for example, assuming you dont like him that is. But there are a wide variety to suit all tastes. LOL
Sexpert
I always thought it was supposed to be the distance between your outstretched thumb and index finger? {shrugs} But its probably crap anyway, just like "big feet big cock" and stuff like that. 
Sexpert
A few years ago a girlfriend used to like putting her finger up there while she was sucking me off, and I dont think I relaxed enough to enjoy it to be honest with you, was too shocked cause it was the first time and no one had done that before.
She would say is that good and I would reply "Erm I'm not sure but its certainly different." What a saddo. lol. Maybe its time to give it another go if people swear by it. lol
She would say is that good and I would reply "Erm I'm not sure but its certainly different." What a saddo. lol. Maybe its time to give it another go if people swear by it. lol
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Woohoo! I won something. I dont mind dressing as a court jester - if the cap fits, as they say.
As long as some of the ladies dont mind ringing my bell. ;)
As long as some of the ladies dont mind ringing my bell. ;)
Sexpert
Quote by In_awe_of_U
Anyway I think our friend Everton is missing the hole point.
Do you think we're giving him bum advice?
Definately. For all the good this advice will do, you might as well stick it up your backside.
Sexpert
Someone replies to a voice add and then emails the advertiser a photo of them drinking bleach... with a message "I hope this turns you on and we can meet and have a good time."
The person who placed the ad writes back and says "what the hell are you doing, you will kill yourself doing that!"
The crazy person with the deathwish says "I thought you said you wanted a Harpic swigger?"
No, you fool, I said "hardened swinger!"
The person who placed the ad writes back and says "what the hell are you doing, you will kill yourself doing that!"
The crazy person with the deathwish says "I thought you said you wanted a Harpic swigger?"
No, you fool, I said "hardened swinger!"
Sexpert
Boo hoo! You have been over here just down the road and didnt come to say hello!
I'm a lot better at handling curves than I am at handling slopes I think.
;)
I'm a lot better at handling curves than I am at handling slopes I think.
;) Sexpert
I agree with polly that the best smiles in the world are the happy smiles of (our or other) children.
Childhood is a very precious thing and seeing a child happy and smiling makes me beam too.
Childhood is a very precious thing and seeing a child happy and smiling makes me beam too.
Sexpert
I don't think it matters as long as they are in a smile.
I'm just thankful this thread isn't about genital plastic surgery. Ouch.
I'm just thankful this thread isn't about genital plastic surgery. Ouch.
Sexpert
Well I'm all for my wife getting lots of good luvvin from a lady. Just gimme a bag of popcorn and my digital camera and I will be fine for the most part.
We have had a couple of MMF but I havent had full sex with another women in front of her (yet), just lots of sucky licky kissy touchy feely... Which is fine my me, I'm very tactile, and love it.
The times it has happened for us its been pretty equal I think, with hands everywhere, but I really wouldnt mind her and a lady having fun and me sitting back.
I have met people on my own and she hasnt (she doesnt want to) so she deserves a bit of one on one with a lady, and as long as she knew I was very close by I think she would be fine.
We have had a couple of MMF but I havent had full sex with another women in front of her (yet), just lots of sucky licky kissy touchy feely... Which is fine my me, I'm very tactile, and love it.
The times it has happened for us its been pretty equal I think, with hands everywhere, but I really wouldnt mind her and a lady having fun and me sitting back.
I have met people on my own and she hasnt (she doesnt want to) so she deserves a bit of one on one with a lady, and as long as she knew I was very close by I think she would be fine.
Sexpert
Yes it is, well spotted. :shock:
I guess its the only way I will get you on my computer table.
I guess its the only way I will get you on my computer table.
Sexpert
Quote by essex_young_gun
there is a website that has prices, search goolgle for it! called Xscape or somthin..........
The Castleford one is only about half dozen miles from me but never been. I dont know my skis from my elbow so I would probably end up killing myself anyway. LOL
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A certain popular outdoor activity... Rolling Stone - Walkin' The Dog
Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon
;)
Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon
;)
Sexpert
Mr halflife2 flapjack was close.
It's the right idea, but he goes to his doctor... thats right isnt it?
It's the right idea, but he goes to his doctor... thats right isnt it?
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And who is going to be Wham (bam, thank you ma'am)? LOL
Umm... I think I will be...Fun Boy Three cause I'm a fun boy who likes threesomes.
Umm... I think I will be...Fun Boy Three cause I'm a fun boy who likes threesomes.
Sexpert
Ummm...
A PC tower case (its a normal desk so no special shelf)
TFT Monitor
Optical mouse & (obsolete) mousemat
USB ADSL modem
USB Webcam
XBOX Arcade joystick (connected with a usb adapter)
Speakers
A small teddybead (from fathers day)
PC microphone
GBA Flash linker
Battery charger with 2 ni-mh AA batteries in it
USB cable for my digital camera
IRDA adapter for my mobile phone
A large class of cold diet-cola
A Sega Dreamcast & Pad
A dusty braun electric shaver
A large alledgedly ergonomic keyboard
A CORE evaluation form
A business card from a games company
2 more rechargable aa batteries
A Nintendo DS (containing Zookeeper game)
A pc headphones&mic headset
A book "How to program 2d games in Blitz Basic"
A few CDRs
A few DVDRs
I think thats about it...
A PC tower case (its a normal desk so no special shelf)
TFT Monitor
Optical mouse & (obsolete) mousemat
USB ADSL modem
USB Webcam
XBOX Arcade joystick (connected with a usb adapter)
Speakers
A small teddybead (from fathers day)
PC microphone
GBA Flash linker
Battery charger with 2 ni-mh AA batteries in it
USB cable for my digital camera
IRDA adapter for my mobile phone
A large class of cold diet-cola
A Sega Dreamcast & Pad
A dusty braun electric shaver
A large alledgedly ergonomic keyboard
A CORE evaluation form
A business card from a games company
2 more rechargable aa batteries
A Nintendo DS (containing Zookeeper game)
A pc headphones&mic headset
A book "How to program 2d games in Blitz Basic"
A few CDRs
A few DVDRs
I think thats about it...
Sexpert
All's well that ends well. Spammers really will go to any lengths wont they.
Sexpert
Quote by MikeNorth
Ok, so it's late enough to come out and whisper.
yes, Kilroy
So did you actually get to speak on it? I've known two people who appeared (on separate occasions) on it, but both got rather shy when it actually started, and neither of them got to be interviewed by the perma-tanned smoothie himself.
Mike.
Me and Libra have something in common it seems.
I was on Kilroy too with my wife, on a show called "Love and Affairs on the Internet" did anyone see that one? Probably not...
I only got to speak once, was asked by the orange-one what "cyber sex" was.
ops: I had a two page interview in a magazine (RetroGamer) at Christmas, about one of my freeware games that I did. Trashman Anniversary. I'm so multi-talented. lol. LINK REMOVED ON ADVICE. :shock:
BTW sorry for digging up old threads, but just wanted to share. lol
Sexpert
Hopefully it will help the needed - or at least help more than plastic wristbands.
