Sexpert
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Andy_Wakefield
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Sexpert
postie. Thats about what I was trying to say.
Dont let the world make you cold.
Or as its put bluntly... Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I would rather be hurt than close myself off and build emotional brick walls around myself and keep everyone out.
There are good people out there, but bad ones too.
Dont let the world make you cold.
Or as its put bluntly... Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I would rather be hurt than close myself off and build emotional brick walls around myself and keep everyone out.
There are good people out there, but bad ones too.
Sexpert
I think there is a real posibility of this conversation going into the gutter. LOL
Oi, missy, arent you meant to be getting your glad rags on anyway...? :P
Phew I think I managed to dodge out of that then.
Oi, missy, arent you meant to be getting your glad rags on anyway...? :P
Phew I think I managed to dodge out of that then.
Sexpert
I dont have a goldfish but I have a love truncheon if that will do? :twisted: 
Sexpert
SunBunny - being trusting is not a crime... Taking advantage of someones trusting nature for your own ends is the crime.
You are not responsible for the actions of other people and don't go changing.
You are not responsible for the actions of other people and don't go changing.
Sexpert
Have a fantastic meet Debs, I hope you have a great time, and I'm sure the lucky lucky man will. 
Three cheers for openness and honesty... Hip Hip... etc.
Three cheers for openness and honesty... Hip Hip... etc.
Sexpert
Hello beautiful! Fancy meeting you here! It's good to see you are still surfing the waves of swinging heaven, and not disappeared completely.
I completely understand about the whole "pressures of life" thing believe me! :cry:
Things are up and down here, and usually not in the way I would like. lol
But as they say "mustnt grumble".
I completely understand about the whole "pressures of life" thing believe me! :cry:
Things are up and down here, and usually not in the way I would like. lol
But as they say "mustnt grumble".
Sexpert
Temptation is where everything always falls down for me... I can resist anything else, but not that.
For me what I find attractive is kindness and selflessness, smiling eyes and warmth of personality. I have a beautiful wife so I need to feel very secure and safe with a potential intimate partner, as I have to know they will not try to damage what I have.
That's why I only generally sleep with close friends who I trust, and who know the score.
For me what I find attractive is kindness and selflessness, smiling eyes and warmth of personality. I have a beautiful wife so I need to feel very secure and safe with a potential intimate partner, as I have to know they will not try to damage what I have.
That's why I only generally sleep with close friends who I trust, and who know the score.
Sexpert
Quote by marmalaid
sorry to say that in swinging most men are here for the sex and will say and do anything to get it.
That's a horrible thing to say, I demand recompense, a shag should sort it!
It may be a horrible thing to say, but its pretty accurate unfortunately when it cums to 90% of men at least. I've always said that if I was a woman, I would be gay.
There is no easy way to tell if someone is being honest with you, and its worse over the net when you are talking to someone cause they can even lie about their appearance or age or anything they like.
I would personally rather be an open book and just be honest. If people dont like you for you then knackers to them, you are better off without them anyway. A true friend sees the real you and loves you for that doesnt want you to be anyone else.
Besides, I have a terrible memory sometimes and wouldnt be able to remember my lies anyway.
I think I have been pretty lucky not to meet people who are liers, or at least I think so - but maybe I'm just so gullible that I believe anything that anyone tells me.
Sexpert
Takes me a while to produce a whole pint on my own. Am only human.
Sounds from your bukkake thread that you are planning on getting a pint one way or another. :twisted:
Sounds from your bukkake thread that you are planning on getting a pint one way or another. :twisted:
Sexpert
Quote by RedHot
:happy: Lovely to see you back Andy
You've not missed much - people come and go, but mostly they just hang around making the place look a mess
Hope to see more of you around the forum again. We've missed you
Tracy-Jayne
ps. The link to your web page doesn't work. Have you given up your site for BBW's now?
Oopsie, just fixed the link on my profile, the group is still there but MSN changed it's addressing system in my absence.
Not that the group is exactly full of life though. But anyone who wants to say hello is more than welcome.
Sexpert
Quote by quest
Shame its not open any afternoons like isis is I guess !
Sundays
(Couples 3pm-8pm)
(Mixed 8pm-Midnight)
If you find a lady to take with you then you can get in on a sunday afternoon.
Me and the missus almost went there a few weeks go but we bottled it. Now who knows how long its going to be before we can get another weekend without the kids. Doh!
She really wants to goto a club with a hottub though... :twisted:
The Blue Rooms doesnt have one?
Sexpert
This is more like it. Great thread.
I will be sure to thank the wonderful people I meet here, once I meet some. :cry: LOL
I have met a few people over the years some singles and some couples, but no one from here yet so not a lot of point mentioning names of people none of you will have heard of I guess. :)
...besides, I dont kiss and tell. ;)
Great thread.I will be sure to thank the wonderful people I meet here, once I meet some. :cry: LOL
I have met a few people over the years some singles and some couples, but no one from here yet so not a lot of point mentioning names of people none of you will have heard of I guess. :)
...besides, I dont kiss and tell. ;)
Sexpert
That was a setup though wasnt it? Look at the other autions and buyer details and stuff and its an elaborate hoax - for radio ratings and publicity no doubt.
Sexpert
I'm not a violent man at all, I'm a pussycat.
I didnt realise "fill you in" could be taken as a negative comment.
I assure you that I meant I would like to fill you in the nicest possible way. ;)
I didnt realise "fill you in" could be taken as a negative comment.
I assure you that I meant I would like to fill you in the nicest possible way. ;)
Sexpert
Thanks guys.
I dont mind filling you in at all. :D (dream on, Andy. lol)
Quote by Debbiewebs
Quik can some one fill me in on who he is ...i dont want to look daft here!
I dont mind filling you in at all. :D (dream on, Andy. lol)
Sexpert
If its a woman with a hygene problem, you could take a leaf out of the late great Douglas Adams' book and say "so long and thanks for all the fish" ewwww. Sorry. I cant believe I just said that.
Seriously, just say its over. Its honest and to the point. Dont wrap it in cotton wool but dont wrap it in a wrecking ball either.
If someone has done something to lose your trust or to not deserve your intimate pleasures anymore, then the loss of that will be punishment enough and more.
Seriously, just say its over. Its honest and to the point. Dont wrap it in cotton wool but dont wrap it in a wrecking ball either.
If someone has done something to lose your trust or to not deserve your intimate pleasures anymore, then the loss of that will be punishment enough and more.
Sexpert
I have just lost a friend yesterday from suicide, so I do feel your pain and I send you all lots of virtual hugs and healing thoughts in this terrible time of loss.
Please look after yourselves and each other.
Please look after yourselves and each other.
Sexpert
I dont know anything about cuckholding, but if anyone wants to do some cockholding please let me know. LOL
There was another one ages ago that I had heard about on the radio - I thought I wanted to know what it meant - until I found out...:shock:
Cottaging... it's a very strange expression.
Still makes me think of having a weekend place in the country.
There was another one ages ago that I had heard about on the radio - I thought I wanted to know what it meant - until I found out...:shock:
Cottaging... it's a very strange expression.
Still makes me think of having a weekend place in the country.
Sexpert
Not read all the thread, so forgive me if I say something that's already been said...
The best way of getting revenge on the person or people that have hurt you is to be happy.
The best way of getting revenge on the person or people that have hurt you is to be happy.
Sexpert
Tell them intimacy is not a pie. You can be close with someone and it doesnt mean you have less for someone else. Thats the whole idea isnt it?
Well upto a point anyway - until you get lockjaw or blisters. :twisted:
Well upto a point anyway - until you get lockjaw or blisters. :twisted:
Sexpert
Double congrats and felicitations winging themselves your way from the Wakey area too.
Have a great day and dont forget to make a birthday wish. ;)
Have a great day and dont forget to make a birthday wish. ;)
Sexpert
So whats new is that the place has gone mad and everyone here is a loony...
Oh sorry, that's not new at all - it's old news.
... and are people still pretending to be Stan Collimore? lol
Oh sorry, that's not new at all - it's old news.
... and are people still pretending to be Stan Collimore? lol
Sexpert
Happy birthday in advance, I'm another August baby.
I have 5 years on you though, going to be 35... Boo hoo!
If you think of any good ideas then please let me know, perhaps it could be a double commiseration. lol
I have 5 years on you though, going to be 35... Boo hoo!
If you think of any good ideas then please let me know, perhaps it could be a double commiseration. lol
Sexpert
I've missed out on more chances of a good time from being honest and open, but dont regret a single one of them.
Have respect for her. Tell her you find her attractive and want to be close with her but you are not looking for love and a relationship. Then the ball is in her court and she can make an informed decision.
I'm a married man, and I know a lot of men get their end away pretending to be single or coming out with the "my wife doesnt understand me" crap.
My wife understands me all too well. LOL
Only last night someone I had been talking to for a long time decided they couldnt go down that road with me because although they wanted to be close to me they admitted they wanted more and I cannot give that to them. My friendship is there for anyone and my body is available to be borrowed, my time is there for anyone - but I cant give my heart, it already belongs to someone, and I'm not going to disrespect my wife, or a potential lover by pretending otherwise.
Be honest. She deserves it.
Have respect for her. Tell her you find her attractive and want to be close with her but you are not looking for love and a relationship. Then the ball is in her court and she can make an informed decision.
I'm a married man, and I know a lot of men get their end away pretending to be single or coming out with the "my wife doesnt understand me" crap.
My wife understands me all too well. LOL
Only last night someone I had been talking to for a long time decided they couldnt go down that road with me because although they wanted to be close to me they admitted they wanted more and I cannot give that to them. My friendship is there for anyone and my body is available to be borrowed, my time is there for anyone - but I cant give my heart, it already belongs to someone, and I'm not going to disrespect my wife, or a potential lover by pretending otherwise.
Be honest. She deserves it.
Sexpert
LOL my last message on here was over a year ago. Has anything good happened that I have missed out on? Probably loads and loads.
And are there any ladies around from west yorkshire yet? Me and my missus deserve a good time, its been a very rough year.
Hopefully (crossed fingers) will be about a bit more again. Most people here probably dont know who the heck I am though, but have got a nice pm already from someone who saw me lurking here.
I hope everyone is well and having lots of fun. We are a long time dead.
And are there any ladies around from west yorkshire yet? Me and my missus deserve a good time, its been a very rough year.
Hopefully (crossed fingers) will be about a bit more again. Most people here probably dont know who the heck I am though, but have got a nice pm already from someone who saw me lurking here.
I hope everyone is well and having lots of fun. We are a long time dead.
Sexpert
My MSN group is for BBW and the people that love them just the way they are, on the WWW button under my posts.
Guys, please note that its a supportive community not a place to go posting one liners asking for a shag cause you will be shot down in flames.
Curvy ladies are not despertate for any attention they can get and they deserve a little respect.
(not saying all guys are like that, but as we know there are some that dont seem to understand the concept.)
I married a big beautiful woman who I love to bits. Shes a big girl in more ways than one too, shes taller than me - I'm 5'8" and shes 6'
Guys, please note that its a supportive community not a place to go posting one liners asking for a shag cause you will be shot down in flames.
Curvy ladies are not despertate for any attention they can get and they deserve a little respect.
(not saying all guys are like that, but as we know there are some that dont seem to understand the concept.)
I married a big beautiful woman who I love to bits. Shes a big girl in more ways than one too, shes taller than me - I'm 5'8" and shes 6'
Sexpert
In my personal experience these mags tend to get an rough outline of a story from you, then totally disregard everything you have said and make up something completely different.
I have been in a story in CHAT mag and it was about as far from actual events as possible, and was not flattering to me at all. Grr!
I have been in a story in CHAT mag and it was about as far from actual events as possible, and was not flattering to me at all. Grr!
