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Andy_Wakefield

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Straight Male, 55

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3 Mar 2004

Sorry to see your website gone, Blue, really wish I had saved the pics locally now.
Silkies... rest in peace, you will be missed... and hopefully there will be a resurrection. I'm sure Mark would love to host your pics here on your own page, like Fred and Wilma's one? smile

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There is a lot of panic over this "new craze" it seems. rolleyes

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3 Mar 2004

"I'm Stan Collymore, and so is my wife!" biggrin

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Willease Bwian... etc... etc...

28 Feb 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Is that the space dust that we used to eat by the lorry laod as kids - they banned it didn't they? .

Yeah, the little exploding candy dust stuff... I got some a few months ago from a shop in Wakefield. Ten packets of assorted flavours for only a pound.
I think using it during oral might be a bit too extreme? smile

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28 Feb 2004

Has anyone ever tried "space dust"? Maybe thats a bit of a bridge too far though. smile

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28 Feb 2004

Welcome byron...
Now... Where is Shelly today? ;)

27 Feb 2004

One of my little hobbies is computer games programming.
Actualy six of my games are on a magazine coverdisk this month, if you see Retro Gamer on the shelves in your newsagent look for the games from TCK (the caffeine kid) in there. smile

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27 Feb 2004

Bravo Blue! Encore! Encore! smile

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27 Feb 2004

I thought the military had a "you dont tell us, we wont ask" theory on that? smile

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27 Feb 2004

LOL @ Bell.
You may be right but I'm sure there are a few good uns in there too, who will make a positive contribution to the site.
I have never ever read FHM so I dont know the readership its aimed at, but I guess its people who like footie and cars and beer?
I am not a footie fan, cant drive, and hardly ever drink, so I guess its not my mag.
Gimme a hot cuppa coffee, a hot bubble bath, a hot curry and some hot fun and I'm in heaven. I dont ask much of life. smile

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25 Feb 2004

I havent got any gadgets this year as yet...
I have heard bad things about the iPod, that although it will play many hours of music, the batteries only last a very short time so most of your collection on the machine would go unlistened to. lol
In the new DABS newsletter there is the Creative Jukebox 2, a 10gig personal mp3 player that has a 16 hour battery life, its quite tempting as I have many many many mp3s.

25 Feb 2004

I think Tribute by Tenacious D is pretty cool even if I have now seen it at least a 1000 times... Jack Black and Kyle Gas showing you dont have to have a six pack to be a rock god sex symbol. lol smile

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Make sure you dont accidentally get another one of thier videos though, that is done by the same animators that did Ren & Stimpy, called F.H.G. - its defo only suitable for adults and then only if you dont mind extreme sexual naughtiness. lol

25 Feb 2004

Heather!!! I sent you that PM in strict confidence and I cant believe you have posted it on the public forum... I'm so embarrased now!!!

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Seriously, thats pretty bad - and the worse thing is that its not just on Swingers sites, its absolutely everywhere, especially on the net whre men dont have do worry about a slap to the chops or a raised knee to the happy-sacks.
When my ex went on ICQ a couple of years ago, I just couldnt believe that all these one liner out of the blue and vulgar messages were appearing even though I could see them with my own eyes.
At least that guy said hello, which is a step up from some of the stuff I saw back then.

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Alexandra
ANDY!!!! (or should I be calling you, Mr Darcy) - I cant believe that until today you had only received PMs from one lady. You are such a nice man!

Tis true, mon cher, only one of beautiful lady had been filling my waiting box, and making him wish he could return the favour. ;)
You are a sweetie, Alex, and dont let anyone tell you otherwise - but surely noone would do that anyway. xxx

25 Feb 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Sarge and Andy, you have PMs - hope they don't get you too excited -especially if you're typing from work

I managed to control myself Blue. lol. And unfortunately, even if it had been a serious message/request, I would have had to decline at the moment and taken a rain-check. lol.
Nicky has called a time-out. confused

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25 Feb 2004

You would think with my rockstar/movie star looks and my rapier wit and charm and humour I would have invitations flooding in, wouldnt you? :ironic_smiley: LOL
Annnnnnnnyway, at the moment my ticket to ride has been revoked ;), so never mind. it doesnt stop me chatting though, and hopefully making some friends for the future. smile

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25 Feb 2004

I didnt get home from work until 8pm and missed out on Nicky and the kids having piles of pancakes... boo hoo...
But Nicky made up for it later by giving me a battering I will never forget. {Ok, bassdude, is that better now, I took the bait. smile

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25 Feb 2004

Well I know I'm not guilty, so go for it... Girl Power... etc, etc. smile

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25 Feb 2004

Make that three people... ;) LOL

25 Feb 2004

I've only ever had PMs from two people, one was a lovely lady and the other was a guy who wanted to talk to my wife, not that I can blame anyone for that cause shes wonderful and beautiful and beyond compare. smile

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25 Feb 2004

That's pretty clever Heather, and its the age old coping technique used by bullied and put down people through the ages...
If I do it first and get in there first, then it wont hurt so much...
I still do that - pull myself down, and put my work down, so that when people tear me and my work to pieces then at least I bet them to it.
I write computer games and release them for free on the internet, and cant believe how many people pick faults with it, little niggles and nitpicking - its free for gossakes!
But it still hurts when I have put months of work into them.
Back to the subject in hand - (polite if possible) honesty is the best policy, as in all situations (well most).

25 Feb 2004

Waaaaa! Steve! Nooo! Is that good or bad?
If it's the extra pounds then its my wife's fault for looking after me too well.
When I had my own little flat I could control my diet cause I couldnt cook - but I cant say no to eating something nice of a woman's if it's put in front of me. ;)
Maybe I just need some more exercise... any volunteers to help me work out? lol

24 Feb 2004

One thing thats worrying is that hes a decade older than me, so either hes very youthful or I look very old. lol. waaa! smile

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23 Feb 2004

Quote by wideload
Wideload, honey... good to see you back!

Hey, I'm in and out, in and out...
It's good work if you can get it. smile

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23 Feb 2004

Hehe Steve, it looks your your avvie has been in the jacuzzi too, or flushed down the loo maybe. smile

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21 Feb 2004

I forgive you. smile

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Maybe you were on that track because living with me is hell, and that's what you put Lucy for. ;)

20 Feb 2004

Thanks everyone, I think its more just the hair that is similar rather than anything else.
I tried to get the scowl right but dont know if I did. lol.
Yes Nicky says shes a lucky girl, and its just my luck that she doesnt mind sharing me and I don't get any offers. rolleyes

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Hey ho, maybe they will come flooding in now. wink

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I'm also available for weddings and bamitzvas lol

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20 Feb 2004

The good old red white and blue lick of paint seems to have really done the trick, good stuff, and congrats. Feels like a whole new site, and in a good way.

20 Feb 2004

Here is Colin Firth doing his best to look as sexy as me, in the new movie The Girl With The Pearl Earring...
Well, the poor guy tried.

Hehehehe. I should be so lucky eh. lol

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Andy xx

13 Feb 2004

Clair Grogan... Purrrrrrrr! Now thats a sexy Scottish voice. smile

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13 Feb 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I mean, what is it they want - one on one, missionary position once a month with the lights off or what?????

Oh... I thought thats what 12 packs of condoms were for?
One for January, one for February, one for.... biggrin

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I'm another guy thats all mouth and no trousers... but in a good way. ;)
BTW, welcome to the site, and the forum. smile

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