Sexpert
Maybe they are just saying you are a Cheeky Monkey, which isn't really a bad thing is it?
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Andy_Wakefield
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Sexpert
Dishonesty is just about the biggest turn off I can think of.
I hope the lady in question will believe in herself in future and not feel the need to send out fake photographs.
I'm not a Greek God but I would never mislead someone to set up a meeting. Lies always come back to bite you in the bum so best just be upfront in the first place and hope people are being the same with you.
I hope the lady in question will believe in herself in future and not feel the need to send out fake photographs.
I'm not a Greek God but I would never mislead someone to set up a meeting. Lies always come back to bite you in the bum so best just be upfront in the first place and hope people are being the same with you.
Sexpert
This is what my wife will be asking if I dont get out to the shops soon:-
I hope everyone has a good one.
Lots of love to all the ladies I have been lucky enough to meet over the years, and lots of love to all the ladies that I am (hopefully) able to meet in the future. xxx
I hope everyone has a good one.Lots of love to all the ladies I have been lucky enough to meet over the years, and lots of love to all the ladies that I am (hopefully) able to meet in the future. xxx
Sexpert
I agree Lucy, my wife is a curvy redhead, so your avatar certainly does the business for me... {wolf whistle} {pant pant pant}
Don't go changing... definately don't. :love:
Don't go changing... definately don't. :love:
Sexpert
I can't believe I haven't noticed that at the top of the forum thread list before. :giggle:
I just love having love having a sticky poll. :inlove:
I just love having love having a sticky poll. :inlove:
Sexpert
It seems like mydoom.b has been a bit of a damp squib and not the terror that Microsoft was worried about - it was supposed to infect enough people to mount an attack on MS and crash the webpages, but people managed to block it enough and guard against it enough that this didnt happen and it didnt get enough of an army it seems.
(Thanks to emails like this putting people on their guard.)
But its still a danger on a personal level, as it can steal your credit card details with a keystroke reader, which is seriously bad news. Stay alert people.
(Thanks to emails like this putting people on their guard.
)But its still a danger on a personal level, as it can steal your credit card details with a keystroke reader, which is seriously bad news. Stay alert people.
Sexpert
I have had the odd person (literally. LOL) add me to thier list, which I dont mind in theory as long as they talk nice and can hold a conversation.
One person who shall remain nameless, a guy with a willy pic as his buddy icon added me:-
"hello, are you married and does your wife want some extra cock?" (something like that)
me:"erm yes im married but I dont think my wife will be interested. good luck though"
"ok bye."
{user has gone offline}
LOL
One person who shall remain nameless, a guy with a willy pic as his buddy icon added me:-
"hello, are you married and does your wife want some extra cock?" (something like that)
me:"erm yes im married but I dont think my wife will be interested. good luck though"
"ok bye."
{user has gone offline}
LOL Sexpert
Well number 2 is very true in my case, but luckily my life and my wife are wonderful. ;)
Sexpert
What a silly billy. Well I hope he hasnt put you off. I'm sure there anrent many men so crazy as to let you down like that. :kick:
Sexpert
men are weak and timid creatures and easily spooked and intimidated.
they were lucky lucky lucky guys
but the ones that didnt show are crazy crazy CRAZY guys too.
they were lucky lucky lucky guys
but the ones that didnt show are crazy crazy CRAZY guys too.
Sexpert
It's just a good place to chill out and get to know people and talk about any old rubbish that takes our fancy without it being all "hardcore" all the time...
Just seeing what arises and taking it as it cums. ;)
Just seeing what arises and taking it as it cums. ;)
Sexpert
One that always either winds me up or makes me roll my eyes when people say it:-
"same difference"
"same difference"
Sexpert
Cheers Sappho shes definately back on top form and back to her usual self - I've only just got my breath back. lol.
She's on a split shift at work today and came home for "dinner".
It's good to be back.
She's on a split shift at work today and came home for "dinner".
It's good to be back.
Sexpert
I've only been in the chatroom once and it totally overwhelmed me - sooooooo busy and so many people talking.
I think I would rather take the more laid back ;) road and stay on the forum where I can take things nice and slow... purrrrr. lol
I think I would rather take the more laid back ;) road and stay on the forum where I can take things nice and slow... purrrrr. lol
Sexpert
Flipping heck!! Was it something I said?
Talk about giving a guy a complex! I come back to the site, and 5 mins later you tell me you are leaving the country!!!
{Sniff. Sob!} BOO HOO!
Talk about giving a guy a complex! I come back to the site, and 5 mins later you tell me you are leaving the country!!!
{Sniff. Sob!} BOO HOO!
Sexpert
How do you think I feel I havent been around for ages.
Had a poorly wife to look after, but shes up on her feet again and back to 100% so I can come out and play again. lol.
Hopefully I will be on here again more, and maybe take a lady's fancy
Hope springs eternal.
Had a poorly wife to look after, but shes up on her feet again and back to 100% so I can come out and play again. lol.
Hopefully I will be on here again more, and maybe take a lady's fancy
Hope springs eternal.
Sexpert
Quote by lucyslovely
if i make fun of me first - then when someone else does it, the remarks won't hurt me as much! :
Its true and its a hard habit to break once you get into it... I know cause I'm a fat ugly git that no one could ever love...
Well thats what I thought until I met my wife.
I thought I was fat that is, until she started looking after me too well and I put a few more pounds on... Boo hoo!
But seriously, when you are bullied and put down, you either become a comedian or you become a basketcase.. I think I am a bit of both, but not such a bad egg either.
It certainly gives you an appreciation of peoples feelings, and how easily people can be hurt. Surely its more rewarding and challenging to make someone feel good and give pleasure isnt it? Thats my raison detre.
Sexpert
Awwww give it a while and then try again and see if we can get the century.
Wasn't a bad turnout at all eh? I even brought the wife along. :)
Wasn't a bad turnout at all eh? I even brought the wife along. :)
Sexpert
my ears are cold - can I warm them up with your thighs please?
don't tell everyone how multi-orgasmic you are or you will have million hopefull emails asking if they can watch. lol
don't tell everyone how multi-orgasmic you are or you will have million hopefull emails asking if they can watch. lol
Sexpert
purrfectkitten I know you are new to the site but would you be at all interested in meeting me for a bit of hanky panky later? {after startrek has finished} LOL
Sexpert
...and I'm more than willing and able to cover the West Yorkshire area.
Sexpert
I have a feeling that you and the other moderators are going to be kept very busy for a while in this forum until people get used to the new safety guidelines.
{hugs} Keep on your toes, but don't tire your fingers out.
{hugs} Keep on your toes, but don't tire your fingers out.
Sexpert
Have you reduced the resolution to only 100x100 pixels too?
If you are having problems getting it under 10k (which it should usually be if its that res) then make sure you are saving as a jpg or a gif as other file formats sutch as tga and bmp are much larger...
Basically:
load into paintshop pro (or whatever)
change image size/ resize to 100x100 pixels
save as jpeg or gif file type
It should be fine if you do that... {touch wood}
If you are having problems getting it under 10k (which it should usually be if its that res) then make sure you are saving as a jpg or a gif as other file formats sutch as tga and bmp are much larger...
Basically:
load into paintshop pro (or whatever)
change image size/ resize to 100x100 pixels
save as jpeg or gif file type
It should be fine if you do that... {touch wood}
Sexpert
Thanks everyone - I did my best to help them sort it out and find who they were looking for but they just didnt want to know. {shrugs} It's their loss if they dont want me as a friend, and talking to people like that I do not want them as mine.
Maybe someone on Adult Friendfinder has a similar contact address as mine and either they or the person looking for them misspelt it?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway... Never mind, I can roll with the punches and it seems like I'm not the only person to come a cropper like that with totally uncivilised people.
I guess it goes to show that men, females and couples all have the rude minority.
I'm back to the forums now and back to civilisation.
BTW Mark, I have had this nickname for about half my life since before there was a world wide web and I was actually a kid - its getting more and more inaccurate by the day but I'm kind of attached to it now. :)
I recently found out there is now a group of musicians in America called caffeinekid - now thats what I call an honour, a group naming themselves after you. LOL
Maybe someone on Adult Friendfinder has a similar contact address as mine and either they or the person looking for them misspelt it?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway... Never mind, I can roll with the punches and it seems like I'm not the only person to come a cropper like that with totally uncivilised people.
I guess it goes to show that men, females and couples all have the rude minority.
I'm back to the forums now and back to civilisation.
BTW Mark, I have had this nickname for about half my life since before there was a world wide web and I was actually a kid - its getting more and more inaccurate by the day but I'm kind of attached to it now. :)
I recently found out there is now a group of musicians in America called caffeinekid - now thats what I call an honour, a group naming themselves after you. LOL
Sexpert
I was messaged the other day by a couple who obviously had the wrong person - I don't think they are even from this site but I have removed/changed the names to protect the guilty - I just wondered "is it me or was that totally uncalled for?
conversation (if you can call it that):
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: hello
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: this is wet for sex
caffeinekid: do I know you?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: not yet
caffeinekid: so who are you?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: wet for sex
caffeinekid: literally, or that is your name? lol
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: no- John and Jean
caffeinekid: nice to meet you, jonh and jean - I guess you are from swingers heaven? :)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: we are trying
caffeinekid: you havent had much luck as yet?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: we have met up with people
caffeinekid: where abouts in the uk are you, your profile is empty?
caffeinekid: what are you looking for?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: we are not in the UK
caffeinekid: oh right
caffeinekid: where abouts are you?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: illinois
caffeinekid: did you get my contact details from the swingers site? I am in the uk.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: i didn't catch where you were from o nthee
caffeinekid: I guess there is a wakefield in the usa also? :)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: wakefield???
caffeinekid: that is my name on there isnt it andy_wakefield
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: no- thebest513
caffeinekid: I have never heard of that name I'm afraid.. what site is that on?
caffeinekid: my name is andrew and im in the uk in yorkshire near wakefield
caffeinekid: hello? what site did you get my id from.
caffeinekid: hello?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: WHAT??
caffeinekid: what site did you get my id from please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if this is not "thebest" from AFF - we do not want to talk to you
caffeinekid: if you let me know what site I am supposed to be on then we can clear things up, you are the second person who has asked me if I'm thebest
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: then someone is giving out your email
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if you do not know what AFF is- then goodbye
caffeinekid: thats not very helpful, and not very polite
caffeinekid: im sorry im not who you are looking for but if you give me more information we can clear it up and perhaps you can track them down
caffeinekid: or you could decide to be completely ignorant
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: i'm completely ignorant- cause you are not who i thought you wer
caffeinekid: do i obviously dont deserve any respect or common curtesy obviously?
caffeinekid: i hope you speak nicer to thebest if you ever find them - with an attitude and interpersonal skills like those perhaps they will not wish to talk to you
If the mods feel that this shouldnt be here then I will understand if the thread is deleted, I just didnt want to keep my hurt to myself - its better out than in they say.
conversation (if you can call it that):
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: hello
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: this is wet for sex
caffeinekid: do I know you?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: not yet
caffeinekid: so who are you?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: wet for sex
caffeinekid: literally, or that is your name? lol
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: no- John and Jean
caffeinekid: nice to meet you, jonh and jean - I guess you are from swingers heaven? :)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: we are trying
caffeinekid: you havent had much luck as yet?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: we have met up with people
caffeinekid: where abouts in the uk are you, your profile is empty?
caffeinekid: what are you looking for?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: we are not in the UK
caffeinekid: oh right
caffeinekid: where abouts are you?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: illinois
caffeinekid: did you get my contact details from the swingers site? I am in the uk.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: i didn't catch where you were from o nthee
caffeinekid: I guess there is a wakefield in the usa also? :)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: wakefield???
caffeinekid: that is my name on there isnt it andy_wakefield
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: no- thebest513
caffeinekid: I have never heard of that name I'm afraid.. what site is that on?
caffeinekid: my name is andrew and im in the uk in yorkshire near wakefield
caffeinekid: hello? what site did you get my id from.
caffeinekid: hello?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: WHAT??
caffeinekid: what site did you get my id from please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if this is not "thebest" from AFF - we do not want to talk to you
caffeinekid: if you let me know what site I am supposed to be on then we can clear things up, you are the second person who has asked me if I'm thebest
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: then someone is giving out your email
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if you do not know what AFF is- then goodbye
caffeinekid: thats not very helpful, and not very polite
caffeinekid: im sorry im not who you are looking for but if you give me more information we can clear it up and perhaps you can track them down
caffeinekid: or you could decide to be completely ignorant
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: i'm completely ignorant- cause you are not who i thought you wer
caffeinekid: do i obviously dont deserve any respect or common curtesy obviously?
caffeinekid: i hope you speak nicer to thebest if you ever find them - with an attitude and interpersonal skills like those perhaps they will not wish to talk to you
If the mods feel that this shouldnt be here then I will understand if the thread is deleted, I just didnt want to keep my hurt to myself - its better out than in they say.
