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Andy_Wakefield
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Wakefield

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If only more people shared that attitude, Alex, then the world would be a much better place. smile
People shouldnt be squeezed into little boxes (insert smutty comment here), and should be judged on their action and how they relate to and treat others, not on other shallow and basically meaningless factors.
My wife is a size 20 and had been put down and made to feel like a second class citezen for years by her ex-husband - an exercise in power - keeping other people down so they dont see their strength and beauty.
He was the ugly one to need to do that and to treat another person (especially one he married and claimed to love) with such malice.
Btw when I read the title of this thread I thought it was going to be about 80s cartoons, cause it sounds like a cross between He-Man and She-Rah Princess of Power. (ok showing my age now. lol)
Welllllllll..... I don't talk when I'm eating - would you like me to demonstrate?
Hum perhaps on request ;) but I dont talk. biggrin
PVC is cheaper and animal friendly too, if you are concerned with such things.
I must say I havent had much in the way of dealings with leather or PVC though I'm pretty much a whips and chains virgin, so just ignore me. lol.
Its pretty simple to use, yes, and if you can do a virus scan then you can use this program too. smile
Another tool that people may be interested in is LavaSoft Ad-Aware, which searches your machine for "spy ware" and will remove it for you.
Spy Ware sits on your machine and sends information about the websites you visit and other things like that, its very "big brother" and should definately be banned in my opinion.
You can get the freeware version from here:-

I check my machine every so often, as spyware as well as being nosey and giving away your secrets can also slow down your machine and take away bandwidth from your internet connection.
If you are very careful with your wood I'm sure it will give you lots of pleasure for years to cum.
I think I have only been to the adverts part once or twice.
There dont seem to me many people close by to me anyway, so I'm just going to stay right here and get to know people.
Who knows maybe one day someone will get in touch with me and say "seen your posts in the forum and you are a bloody nice bloke, lets get to know each other a little better." smile
I hope you got it sorted and managed to post your ad - I'm sure you will get lots of replies and have lots of fun, but make sure you save some time and energy to join in here and get to know us all too on the forums. :)
It's to make her postings more streamlined and aerodynamic so she can slip them in at a faster rate, and get further ahead of you on the post counts. LOL
It's not a competition, people. :P
The missing avvie is a damn shame though, as I think I must have missed the latest new pic. Doh!
Alex, pretty please with a cherry on, will you email me the piccy.
I will make it upto you. {mwah}
So much for the girl free zone. smile
I think any place without ladies is not somewhere I would want to be anyhow. :)
I vote for "My definition of a boombastic jazz style" biggrin
It's the music from the start of the Austin Powers films, and after all he (apparently) puts the GRRRR in swinger. LOL
I use the Google Search bar as my popup stopper, cause it also features the most kick ass search engine to boot. smile
Apparently the next version of Internet Explorer will feature built in anti-popup code.
As for spam, I dont think I would notice an increase, as I get enough to beat a whale to death already. sad:(:(
Personally I WANT a emotional attachment (of a kind with) the person who I may or not play with in the future.
I want to be intimate with a friend, someone who I know and respect and get along with in and out of bed.
I have not fallen in love and would not fall in love with a playmate, but if this person is not someone you like and get along with then what is the point, I might as well be posting "anyone fancy a shag, looks age height weight personality, etc not important. as long as you have a vagina im happy".
If you dont care about the person you swing with one way or another, you are not sharing something with them, you are taking something.
My wife knows I love her deeply, as she loves me deeply also, and she knows I know where I belong, and all she asks is that I'm home by bedtime with plenty of good loving left for her.
Everyone has doubts about everything in life from time to time, and I'm sure swinging is no different. To be human is to question and to doubt on occasion.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Andy_Wakefield you are left-handed aren't you ? Can you let me know when you start feeling really iffy, so I can work out when my nine years start??? :shock:
Thanks lol

I've been feeling quite iffy for a year or two now, so I would start putting your affairs (literally. lol) in order if I were you. biggrin
I'm not a footy fan at all really, except maybe when its England playing (have to cheer them on cause they need all the help they can get).
I've been told at work (by the Leeds fans) that my wife supporting Man U is grounds for divorce though. LOL
Advice? Just be your self, and maybe lose the "caps lock" cause it makes it look like you are shouting all the time. smile
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Pain is so last week, pleasure is the in thing.

Phew, thank God for that!
My backside would burn just like the 'Unforgettable Fire'
Bono? Bono? I'll give you Bono! ;)
Then again I do like to make sweet music, so we do have something in common. smile
I'm sure they are just joshing with you, Alex, they are all pussycats {probably}.
Pain is so last week, pleasure is the in thing. smile
Wasnt joking about like the idea of you being on top of me though - saying that was a joke would just be silly in the extreme. biggrin
Thanks for the hugs, Alex - just can't live without lots of them. smile
People can go weeks and weeks without food, around a week without water, but hugs are something you need every day. :)
It wasnt just about cheaters as such, but that was probably the bit that was most likely to bring in the viewers so it seemed to get dwelled on more.
We were the (kinda) happy story. My wife's ex hubby left her for an Irish woman he met on msn (internet bad) but then she went on the computer when he'd left and met me and we lived happily ever after (internet good).
I think I could have probably taken over the whole show, but my mum was watching so I kept my wild internet related stories to myself. LOL
I think we all need help on this site, some of us need more than others. Not mentioning any names of course, but I'm probably somewhere up near the top of the list.
Welcome to the site, dive in - a little dip is nice, but getting really wet is much better. smile
I think the streets have names, I just don't know many of them - I have only lived here a short while, and am rubbish at directions and geography anyway. I got an "Unclassified" grade in Geog at school. lol
Thats probably why I still havent found what I'm looking for. :mrgreen:
Deep fried? Well its kinda the same thing, just with a different kind of batter?
Hmmm... I think I may have crossed a line of taste and decency there. Sorry in advance for everyone who is pulling a face now. LOL
If my wife thought my appetite was going to be ruined, she wouldnt let me eat between meals- but she has nothing to worry about there. smile
Wow I've never been confused with a rock star before. smile
You can have my autograph, but I don't think its worth much. biggrin
Well I think she must have been Marianne VeryStickyAndMessy for a while too... Argh! The flashbacks are returning!