I can tell you one non-erotic edible item... Mars Bars!
Steer well clear of them...
The chocolate is fine, but the caramel is the stuff of nightmares. LOL
I don't know what Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall were thinking! Bad plan!
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Andy_Wakefield
Over 90 days ago
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Its got to be cold calling tele-sales and people in town with clip-boards doing serveys that is my pet hate - that and disrespectful people of course. 
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On the bright side you must have very strong wrist muscles by now Alex, from all the typing - I'm sure there must be other good uses for them too.
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The show is pretty freeform and not scripted as such, but they tell you before hand who the main speakers are, and what order the subjects will be spoken about in.
On this show I think it was something like:-
Man left wife for woman on internet and came back.
Woman meeting men behind boyfriends back.
Meetings that go wrong cause people have lied.
Experiment to show that you cant tell who you are talking to just from how they speak to you - had some people talking to each other in a chat room then they had to pick them out of the audience (and got it wrong obviously). lol
I just felt like I was going to burst into tears all the way through, I'm not used to being the centre of attention like that, and I'm shy really with new people until I get to know them and it was all a bit much for me. lol
On this show I think it was something like:-
Man left wife for woman on internet and came back.
Woman meeting men behind boyfriends back.
Meetings that go wrong cause people have lied.
Experiment to show that you cant tell who you are talking to just from how they speak to you - had some people talking to each other in a chat room then they had to pick them out of the audience (and got it wrong obviously). lol
I just felt like I was going to burst into tears all the way through, I'm not used to being the centre of attention like that, and I'm shy really with new people until I get to know them and it was all a bit much for me. lol
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Good advice is still good advice whatever the original source, surely.
(oh, and sorry for calling you Shirley.)
(oh, and sorry for calling you Shirley.)
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Quote by bluexxx
Coooool! - what did you talk about?
I think the text on the pic says it all? ;)
Only time I got to talk was about cyber sex, he asked me what it was and I said "It's boring gimmet the real thing anyday!"
We still have it on tape if anyone wants to come and watch it with me. ;)
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Andy said,
"Me and my wife were once on Kilroy"
Oooo er, missus.
The program, not the person - he does nothing for me. LOL
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Welcome to the site, orinoco, and with that positive attitude I'm sure you will make a lot of friends here.
Registering was the right thing to do, and you have proved your worth already with this being your first post rather than a one-liner in here asking for a bonk.
People who do that generally get a bonk on the head, anyway - and not in a good way. LOL
Enjoy!
Registering was the right thing to do, and you have proved your worth already with this being your first post rather than a one-liner in here asking for a bonk.
People who do that generally get a bonk on the head, anyway - and not in a good way. LOL
Enjoy!
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I'm WELL over 35 but don't give a toss!
That's a shame Jags, cause I'm sure you are wonderful at it.
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I think it would help people if everyone knew which area of the uk you are in, Louise and Ed? The uk is a big place, although our US cousins might not think so
Welcome to the site and I'm sure you will have great fun here. :)
Welcome to the site and I'm sure you will have great fun here. :)
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A friend in the hand is worth two in the bush - or something.
Join in, make friends, and then you never know what may happen.
Join in, make friends, and then you never know what may happen.
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The Clues are around here if you look for them. LOL
Look a clue!
Where
There, Kevin, on the forum!
Oh right - time to put it in our super-duper note-book!
Look a clue!
Where
There, Kevin, on the forum!
Oh right - time to put it in our super-duper note-book!
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I think you mean the character Linda LaHughes?
LOL
I'm not a pussy person - when people see me they don't think cat, they think dog!
LOL
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I guess it's a similar story - cause both of them include men wanting to get their rocks off. LOL
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I thought everyone here was in agreement that three is better than one?
Or maybe I'm thinking about something else.
Or maybe I'm thinking about something else.
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I've noticed that welcoming every single new member to the forums seems to be a good way of increasing your post count, if you are that way inclined. LOL
I'm the top poster on a games coding forum, and have been accused of "post whoring" in the past, although its a rather dubious phrase I think. I just love computer programming and making my little computer games.
If anyone wants to see my portfolio let me know.
I'm the top poster on a games coding forum, and have been accused of "post whoring" in the past, although its a rather dubious phrase I think.
I just love computer programming and making my little computer games.If anyone wants to see my portfolio let me know.
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Good morning Alex, looks like you are a couple of posts behind the sarge again now, so you will be playing catch up this morning? lol
I love the new avatar, but being shrunk down to such a small size doesnt do you justice at all - I would love to see the full size pic. {fluttering my eyelids}
You are not the only person who can perform a thread-jack.
I love the new avatar, but being shrunk down to such a small size doesnt do you justice at all - I would love to see the full size pic. {fluttering my eyelids}
You are not the only person who can perform a thread-jack.
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Are you telling us all to RTFM?
They say there is nothing new under the sun, and I think the board would probably be very quiet if people didnt ask the same questions or cover the same topics again from time to time.
I think this should be in the T&C of the site though: "thou shalt not post 'does anyone fancy a shag'" :)
I just looked at that list of abbreviations - I have been on the net for over six years now, and some of them were new to me - are they all in common usage or have some of them just been made up? lol
They say there is nothing new under the sun, and I think the board would probably be very quiet if people didnt ask the same questions or cover the same topics again from time to time.
I think this should be in the T&C of the site though: "thou shalt not post 'does anyone fancy a shag'" :)
I just looked at that list of abbreviations - I have been on the net for over six years now, and some of them were new to me - are they all in common usage or have some of them just been made up? lol
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BUGGER! I should have searched for that name on Google before I suggested it as I think its already (rather unsuprisingly) taken. Boo hoo!
I thought I was being damn clever too. lol
I thought I was being damn clever too. lol
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The internet can be a great leveler, and hopefully take away a lot of the judgemental side of initially meeting people.
If you are talking to someone in a chatroom or in a forum, people are only (hopefully) judging you on your personality and your humour and how you relate and interact with others.
If you do not plan to meet people in person then I guess it could be left at that, but people will respect your honesty I think in talking about it before a meeting.
Anyone who then judges you on that should not be someone you will miss.
If you are talking to someone in a chatroom or in a forum, people are only (hopefully) judging you on your personality and your humour and how you relate and interact with others.
If you do not plan to meet people in person then I guess it could be left at that, but people will respect your honesty I think in talking about it before a meeting.
Anyone who then judges you on that should not be someone you will miss.
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Open to offers? Aren't we all?
I'm glad you are ok and got out of the whole situation unscathed.
The mere fact you were so worried and had the alarm bells ringing means that its turned out for the best.
You should follow your gut feeling when it comes to meeting people, and even if you are confident that the person or people are genuine you should definately air on the side of caution and safety.
Good look in future and if you are ever in my neck of the woods let me know. :)
I'm glad you are ok and got out of the whole situation unscathed.
The mere fact you were so worried and had the alarm bells ringing means that its turned out for the best.
You should follow your gut feeling when it comes to meeting people, and even if you are confident that the person or people are genuine you should definately air on the side of caution and safety.
Good look in future and if you are ever in my neck of the woods let me know. :)
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I'm left handed too, Chris - my handwriting is truely appaling and thats one of the reasons I began my love affair with computers - typing is much easier for me, and I dont end up with smudged writing and ink all of the side of my hand.
Did you know that each side of the body is controlled by the opposite hemisphere of the brain? It's true. So you could argue that only us left handed people are in our right minds.
Did you know that each side of the body is controlled by the opposite hemisphere of the brain? It's true. So you could argue that only us left handed people are in our right minds.
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I really don't think age is a problem, it's more likely the male to female/couple ratio.
I had a serious girlfriend who I lived with for a while who was 16 years older than me, and it only didnt work out because I was too far from my daughter and it was killing me.
I will take maturity over youthful exuberance anyday, altough its good to have both at whatever age.
In my experience people with more life experience really know how to party. :)
In the words of Kate Bush "Don't give up!"
I had a serious girlfriend who I lived with for a while who was 16 years older than me, and it only didnt work out because I was too far from my daughter and it was killing me.
I will take maturity over youthful exuberance anyday, altough its good to have both at whatever age.
In my experience people with more life experience really know how to party. :)
In the words of Kate Bush "Don't give up!"
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I just took it about 5 mins ago - I thought I looked a bit too miserable in the last one.
Glad you like it.
Maybe I'm a bit too open and out there, putting a face pic on my avatar, but I have nothing to hide and dont care if anyone I know in "real life" sees it, cause people take me how I am or not at all. :)
Don't think you looked miserable at all - and you did say there was a woman lower down your body so I would think you were lost in pleasure!!
I didn't know if I was allowed to look like I was enjoying it too much. LOL
My wife took the picture while I was on the receiving end of a warm mouth. It was the first time she had been out with me to play (my birthday a couple of years ago) and I was trying to play it at least a little bit cool. lol
But she said it was a big turn on for her which was a relief. :)
It's just a shame she hasnt had the chance to take any more pics of me at play... but we are not dead yet.
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I just took it about 5 mins ago - I thought I looked a bit too miserable in the last one.
Glad you like it.
Maybe I'm a bit too open and out there, putting a face pic on my avatar, but I have nothing to hide and dont care if anyone I know in "real life" sees it, cause people take me how I am or not at all. :)
Glad you like it.
Maybe I'm a bit too open and out there, putting a face pic on my avatar, but I have nothing to hide and dont care if anyone I know in "real life" sees it, cause people take me how I am or not at all. :)
