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Quote by noladreams
I'm on the hot chocolate coffee

Good for the ol' brain cells allegedly - any excuse for me to imbibe chocolate!!
Grey jogging pants (which I wouldn't dream of jogging in - come to think of it, it's unlikely I'd dream of jogging at all!) and the t shirt I wore to work today - no underwear, glasses and my hair twisted up in a clip. Sexy or wot? :silly:
Quote by Paddy
A place that shouldn't be hi-jacked on both sides!

redface Sorry... didn't mean to hijack - just went with the flow of conversation ;)
I do stand by what I said earlier though, we're just having fun and a laugh smile
My VDC is going down very nicely, but my curry needs to be delivered very soon or I'll be legless before long :beer::crazy:
CDO - DirtyGirl's version of OCD - in alphabetical order, just as it should be lol
Quote by bluexxx
I don't know about Paxman, but I just remembered offering Russell Brand a threesome via a tweet redface
He didn't reply though :huh:

Try tweeting Paxman. Bet he says yes.
:grin:
:shock: :shock: Urgh no thanks!! :scared: He's almost as annoying as Jeremy fucking Vine!! evil
Quote by sandybeach1
grabs me coat and heads to Aldi coffee

:happy::happy:
Oooh do I get to corrupt a newbie now? I haven't checked your joined date, but you're new to me.... Answered my own question there! Let the corruption commence! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by sandybeach1
One does not have chocolate for breakfast, unless it is on hob nobs. Everyone knows that.

I have to disagree there Blue, :smitten:chocolate brioche from Aldi is to die for with a nice latte or a good pot of coffee
Right Miss Sandy, I'm kidnapping you and bringing you to my lair so you can make me breakfast every day. None of that pineapple on pizza malarkey though, deal??
(Fixed the quote thingy too, cos I'm nearly as CDO as DirtyGirl when it comes to that :lol2: )
I don't know about Paxman, but I just remembered offering Russell Brand a threesome via a tweet redface
He didn't reply though :huh:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
brown or red sauce on a roast dinner banghead

Ugh!!! I would never have even considered anyone might do this until Christmas dinner at an exes house and he gave me ketchup to put out when I was setting the table. I couldn't believe what he told me, until I saw with my own eyes, his brother in law covering his turkey dinner in it! What. The. Actual. Fuck????
Quote by sandybeach1
I am the enjoying the forum immensely too, I don`t like all the political cut and past stuff that goes on, I didn't come here to meet Jeremy Paxman or take part in Newsnight, I came to get away from reality and have a good old laugh and on the odd occasion I have had some sex along the way passionkiss

:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: Brilliant!! I like you!! :thumbup:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
glad you guys have come back the forum, it's far more alive than i have seen in a few years in-fact over the last few months you'd be lucky to to see more than a couple of posts a day and very few worth reading wink

This post made me smile, so although I don't have any particular response to it, I wanted to reply and say so.
Perfect example of my waffling ways lol
...bring her an ice cream glass, filled with some of the Baileys so many other people have brought, and give her a badge saying "Sapphire" :lol2:
I've said "never again" a few times, but have found myself back here again and again. I've tried vanilla but that didn't work out either, so now I think swingy or some sort of bdsm is where I'm best suited - but everyone seems to be of the opinion that these aren't the places to start relationships.
The number of weddings I've been (or invited) to from here tell me otherwise though ;)
Quote by celestria
Made me twitch until I remembered Mike is dyslexic... Can mods correct spelling in topic titles???

If Mike can constantly dig at me for imaginary smurfs, falling asleep and being old and almost a granny, then he can take a little lighthearted dig about his spelling :lol2: I'm fairly sure he knows that's all it is ;)
To be honest, I think the vast majority of us are here for a laugh and to have some fun. Unfortunately some of the threads have been anything but fun to read, so I can sort of understand why this thread has been started. Most of us really don't want the negativity though, honest kiss
I'm sorry our return might have put the odd nose out of joint, but I do think practically all of the first page (unlocked) threads are fun or thought provoking though - and long may it continue smile :thumbup:
The title of this thread is making me twitch :scared: What has blue been deciding about for ten years?? Will she ever make up her mind? Is she really that indecisive??
I got rid of all mine a while ago. The only one I have left is the one from kbuk's memorial social. I'll keep that one forever, in the Star Wars party bag I also brought home from there. :smileysadsmileface:
Makes list of all the people who are invited to my house for pizza :notes:
leaves off all the weirdos who want pineapple on their pizza loon
Eggs are fine with beans, next to, opposite, but not on top. I like the white bit hard and the yolk runny (no snotty bits thank you!), and it's not unusual :karaoke: :lol2: for me to use the lovely runny yolk on a few mouthfuls of other foods (chips, sausage, bacon, whatever) but then to leave the rest of the egg.
Offal of all kinds is (are? dunno ) wrong, fruit in any savoury food is wrong, pickled eggs I've never tried but I don't like :crazy: and I :love: Marmite!
Oh, and just freshly squeezed lemon juice on my oysters please smile
Quote by Happy Cats
as long as the beans dont touch the egg.

yer big jessy - it's all mixed up in yer stomach anyway.confused
Dear oh dear, where to begin?
One doesnt put ketchup on caviar does one? One might have ketchup on ones chips immediately after the caviar but the fact it all ends up in ones stomach is irrelevant. You pheasant!!
You knob!! rotflmao
You got so carried away pretending to be posh you start talking about game birds... And then who should come along?
:giggle:
I've not read anything other than the thread title, and all I have to say is
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????
banghead :boxing: flipa :uhoh: :rude: :sparring: :kissmyarse: smackbottom poke :huh:
Quote by tyracer
im always polite and friendly.
see no point in being rude or funny with someone until they give me a reason to be.

Me too also :thumbup: - however, that doesn't stop people taking their own first impressions of me. I once worked at a very large car dealers, and apparently I can come across as a bit snooty :shock: :shock: My best friend worked there long before I did, and someone (who I'd never spoken to!) asked her who "that stuck up new girl with the posh walk" was :shock: rotflmao
Wtf is a posh walk anyway??? I've heard of a posh wank, but not a posh walk FFS :lol2:
Awww remember the rubber ducky that made it's way round all the cleavages at that north west munch? Was that duckpathian?? Or an interloper? dunno
Quote by noladreams
Looking for something else entirely, but stumbled across this thread from 2005.
Just made me chuckle to think the old-threads-being-bumped debate appears to have been going on a fair while! :giggle:

How ironic that someone called Aladdin's Lamp didn't want things bringing up out of the SH Cave... :lol2:
Quote by Katniss
I have never been able to knit, tried and failed sad

Ugh me neither/also!!
My grandma tried teaching me, and I could do the first row but then the ones after we're either so tight I couldn't get the needles in, or so loose it'd fall apart :fuckinghell:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag innocent

Me neither :angel:
:whistling:
This will come as a shock to a lot of people - myself included to be honest!
Cleaning windows :shock:
But I have to use my magical purple cloths. I even catch myself (on a scarily regular basis) thinking how nice x, y or z would come up if I had my magic cloths with me redface
Quote by Happy Cats
I really want to play this game, but I can't think of a single character I have similarities with :confused2:


rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
flipa:dry: