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I really want to play this game, but I can't think of a single character I have similarities with :confused2:
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Angel_Chat
Over 90 days ago
Female, 54
UK
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I wouldn't even consider getting back together with my ex husband.
But my most recent ex... let's just say Nola's story sounds very familiar. I'd fancied him for at least 12 years before we got together, and whether we're together or not, that chemistry is always there. But I drive him mad with some of my idiosyncrasies, and he drives me mad with his prudishness.
Yes, I fell in love with a prude :giggle:
It's highly unlikely we'll get back together this time, but if it ever did become a possibility then I know there'd be a huge battle between my head and my heart - and I honestly have no idea which would win
But my most recent ex... let's just say Nola's story sounds very familiar. I'd fancied him for at least 12 years before we got together, and whether we're together or not, that chemistry is always there. But I drive him mad with some of my idiosyncrasies, and he drives me mad with his prudishness.
Yes, I fell in love with a prude :giggle:
It's highly unlikely we'll get back together this time, but if it ever did become a possibility then I know there'd be a huge battle between my head and my heart - and I honestly have no idea which would win
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If money was no object, and it was immediate recovery (ie, no bruising, no soreness, no need to think about how badly my body had been ravaged) then I'd have my eyelids done (I think they're too puffy) and the bottom of my tummy sorted (2 C Sections and more kebabs than I even want to count :lol2
But since my conditions are never going to be met, I'll grow old (dis)gracefully in the body I've been given
But since my conditions are never going to be met, I'll grow old (dis)gracefully in the body I've been given
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Quote by bluexxx
I have never shagged a smurf or eating strawberries
*Sniggers and waits for Angel Chat*
Yes, Mike, we all know about your dislike of strawberries :grin:
I've never shagged a smurf either
Neither have I ever been to Amsterdam
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Quote by bluexxx
Hey.... I just noticed....
In two days time, I will have been here a whole decade!!!!!!!!!!!
A DECADE of knowing me. How very lucky you all are!!!!! :smug:
I think a forum party is needed to celebrate your continued good fortune
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
Sorry, I've only known you for 9. Am I still invited? I'll bring booze - and a sundae glass!! :beer::cheers::cheers:
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Quote by herts_darlings1
Just seen another odd one where a robot interrupts a couple dogging, the lady in the ad lifts her head off the guys lap and the robot finishes the chat by saying "who's the daddy?" strange but true.
Haha I googled this, and it's true!! :shock: :lol2:
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Quote by herts_darlings1
This might sound very old fashioned but have you thought about chatting to someone, getting on with them so you think you might want to meet them. Meet them and see if you are both attracted to each other, planning another date and just see how it goes? Not all bi or gay men are promiscuous and just want to hop into bed with anybody all the time. the ratio is probably the same as straight people. If you are looking for a sexual release them you would probably feel bad about yourself afterwards. If you took the time to get to know somebody then there enjoyment will be as important as your own. You can open up to them, tell them your desires, fears and feeling towards your sexuality. You are basically talking about using somebody for your own gratification, have a thought for the other person.
Sorry, didn't want to make it sound like a sermon but think I failed in that regard
:shock:
Is this a serious reply?? On a swinging site?!
The OP has said he doesn't fancy men, he just wants to suck and/or fuck cock. Why would you send him on a date? He's talking about going dogging, not starting an affair with a man
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Can't believe I missed all this!! :mad:
I only found out about the party today (my fault - note to self: MUST keep more up to date on this new-fangled social media malarkey).
Can't believe we had FB, PK, Angel Chat, Nola AND bl0ke in a GFZ, and I wasn't there to do my naked butler bit (groping not just permitted but expected and positively encouraged).
Oh well, it has been fun reading the thread. Any chance of a repeat (oo-er missus!)?
I promise to pay more attention next time!
Will
Hmmph... not even a mention!!
*sulks*
thats because your quiet dg
DG and quiet - do those two words even belong in the same sentance ???
Yes they do- "be quiet DG and suck this" :twisted:
Or, "You're very quiet DG, have you fallen asleep again?" :lol2: :bolt:
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Go into the settings menu on the left, then click the forum tab.
And hello
And hello
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
angel chat at luton being locked out her room she couldent find the loo and was naked
:shock:
I'd forgotten about that!! I half woke up in my room and got up to go to the loo, but went through the wrong door and ended up out on the corridor in the altogether! 
ops:I was dying for a pee, but couldn't wake my room partner up... eventually I managed to barge the door open (there was no way I was going down to reception for a key in the nuddy!) and he still managed to sleep through the whole episode!!
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Quote by easy
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:I read that and thought it might have been you. :lol2:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Unfortunately, that doesn't surprise me either! :lol2:
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Quote by bluexxx
Enjoy .......
Is it wrong that I really want to watch the whole film now?
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Quote by mattmoleman
I've enjoyed the mods banter and wise words but there was always one particular mod that made me happy in my pants :jagsatwork:
Haha that's gotta be Jags then? Whatever happened to her?!
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Quote by mattmoleman
Thank you Missy for introducing this to my life:
Proper cheesey
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Even before I opened the link, I knew it'd be him!! :cool: :lol2:
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Just spotted this in essex34m's signature:
That reminds me of Kbuk too
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
That reminds me of Kbuk too
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Guilty as charged :oops:
However, I now know it wasn't me :smug:
How do you know? The guilty party was so drunk they passed out with 13st of midlands bloke on top of them?
Maybe it happened to more than one of us? In which case you should be questioning whether it's just the fact we need to be pissed out of our heads to shag you
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Quote by bluexxx
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Guilty as charged :oops:
However, I now know it wasn't me :smug:
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Quote by MikeC
I'd like to be the meat in a dirty girl/angel chat sandwich for breakfast :twisted:
Well if you hurry, you might just make it for breakfast tomorrow!
If I wasn't at work I might have taken you up on youre kind offer :twisted: :twisted:
No excuse....sickie
I'm in work tomorrow
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops: 
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Quote by MikeC
..... Well, how was it for you? :giggle:
Only time I had sex in a tent was in tattys back yard...never went to swing camp
Fucking intents man :cool::cool::cool:
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Quote by bluexxx
Those were the days, hey..... :grin:
Haha I don't have any recollection of this night, so it was clearly a good one!
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Quote by bluexxx
Those were the days, hey..... :grin:
Haha I don't have any recollection of this night, so it was clearly a good one!
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DG and Little Gem are rolling their eyes at me for playing (although to be fair, we do often roll our eyes at each other's music choices!)
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Quote by bluexxx
Shlushy and quite sad for me at the moment is Katy Perry's "The One that Got Away" as for some reason when I hear that it always reminds me of Kbuk
The one that reminds me of Kbuk is (actually, there are loads that remind me of him!) but came out 2 years ago, and I only ever heard it play when I was feeling particularly sad or upset. I put my iPhone on shuffle one emotional day last week and it was the first song that came on :inlove:
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I suspect HR has a new pair of earrings today.... Fashioned from Dibdob's balls!! :giggle:
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Quote by Dirtygirly
If there's a slave going spare... I'll take him! :rascal: :rascal:
I have a cellar that's just crying out for a gimp :evil2:
What?
:bolt: 
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Quote by Dino
Anyone care to hazard a guess !!
Ummm.... Has anyone heard from DibDob today?
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Quote by MikeC
I'd like to be the meat in a dirty girl/angel chat sandwich for breakfast :twisted:
Do you still remember my address Meaty? :rascal:
If i can find my way to the local train station I think I could find it easily :twisted:
As it's less than 200 yds from the local train station, I'd be very disappointed if you couldn't! :giggle:
Meaty just turn up and shout smurfs.....she will come running out like a dog on heat lol
You want me don't you
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd like to be the meat in a dirty girl/angel chat sandwich for breakfast :twisted:
Do you still remember my address Meaty? :rascal:
If i can find my way to the local train station I think I could find it easily :twisted:
As it's less than 200 yds from the local train station, I'd be very disappointed if you couldn't! :giggle:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd like to be the meat in a dirty girl/angel chat sandwich for breakfast :twisted:
Do you still remember my address Meaty? :rascal:
