Quote by bluexxx
THE SNAKE BALL CHALLENGE starts here!!!!!!!!
I just did the ball in .... wait for this...... 6.8 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: Good luck beating that one DG!!
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Angel_Chat
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Quote by bluexxx
Last night was great, no sooner had you read a post than someone else had posted on it, then you have the other threads to catch up with too. Brill.
Yes, I had trouble keeping up.
Not said that for a long time.
OK, I have. Every day, with everything :lol2:
Lol Blue!!
It was great being able to refresh the page and find lots of new stuff to read. I've not sat at my computer giggling like that all night for years!!
Quote by Dino
so then we had to listen to hornyred whinging :
Welcome to my world, i have to listen to it every day of my miserable existence i laughingly call a life
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I've missed you DibDob! (I still have your card thing too)
And ive missed you too Donna chat, and im glad its you who has my card thingy
Aww I got a bit emotional then DibDob
:inlove:You're still not having it back though, haha!!
Quote by Dino
Hornyreds just reminded me....on the sunday morning, all nursing hangovers, kit n kat (more kat actually) crept up behind me and emptied a cooler box of iced water over my head :eeek: one by one i felt my all my major organs shutting down and my body went into shockbut most alarmingly, my dick vanished inside of me :eeek: ..for two hours :neutral: even after a day it still looked like a small stack of buttons!! :uhoh:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I just remembered waking up in the middle of the night one camp, and coming over to yours for a brew. But your tent had sprung a leak, so then we had to listen to hornyred whinging for the next 4 hours that she was homeless! But then you got adopted (but she still milked your homelessness for the rest of camp to get everyone else to do stuff for her!)
Quote by Dino
I think it was Utopia Dino. I didn't go to that one, but I always wanted to
Thats the place...and ive just been told....in fact hornyred has just ripped me a new one for forgetting that the club visit was her birthday :neutral: and now im in trouble coz i didnt remember
Aha! Now I remember too! I was meant to go to that, but couldn't at the last minute. Can't remember why now, but probably finances
Some things never change
Quote by Calista
I also had a Care Bear and I even had a Care Bear sticker album..... OK, I'm embarrassed now, some things you just shouldn't share
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OH
MY
GOD
A fucking care bear collection??????
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And then later she admits to owning a My Little Pony! WTF?! How did you have such a scary reputation in those days Blue??
Quote by bluexxx
I also had a Care Bear and I even had a Care Bear sticker album..... OK, I'm embarrassed now, some things you just shouldn't share
OH
MY
GOD
A fucking care bear collection??????
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So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Its a normal pose aint it hun ;) x
I have never seen angel like that......what have I been missing sulk.....
That's because I'm only interested in the premium sausage Mike :lol2:
Mids, I seem to recall it's just one of many normal poses :twisted:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Well no fucking wonder I failed at this!!!:banghead::banghead:
Angel Chat has just told me she got into the habit of coming home at lunchtime to have a wank just to get more fucking points!!!
AND SHE DID IT ON FUCKING CAM TO GET EVEN MORE POINTS!!!
SLUT!!!
:sticky::sticky::sticky:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I did too :giggle:
And I set up the spread sheet that everyone ended up using to keep track of their points
:lol2: Quote by Andrew_2013
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
Quote by little gem
I was just about to say... the smurfs came from Angelchat's hotel room! ;)
High fives Gem! She'll just deny it ;)
Wasn't it Notts?
Definitely Notts....
She was all like...
You're all bastards, but that's fucking hilarious!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Darkfire
Adopting a vanilla (?!) tranny at one of the Herts Tarts Munches....maybe Kit's birthday?? sitting outside in what goes down in Munch history as the best smoking area, ever, til stupid o'clock and then trying to smuggle her into the hotel :twisted:
Yep that was Kit's birthday - and that is THE best smoking area in the history of everything!!
Quote by celestria
Postie poured beer in his own pocket after being gaffer taped to his chair at swing camp, but I do believe Roger was Roger the fire breathing dragon after being set light to. The firewood thieves were renamed the Magical Ninja Ponies:lol:
Magical Ninja Ponies! Thanks Celery! :thumbup:
And it was indeed Roger - set on fire by Timmy's manfire I believe!
Quote by Andrew_2013
1) Mal taking me Dogging in Lancashire one cold winter evening, promptly getting lost in the fog, a couple getting their Jag stuck in the Dogging car park.. oh how we giggled
2) Going Dogging with Polo on several occasions and scaring the pants off 'straight' guys (literally!)
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
4) Discovering bluexxx wasn't a bloke after being on the site for a month!
5) Freckledbird taking me under her wing and taking me to my first social in Manchester - JudyTv trying to take me home from said social
Bloke ;)
xxx
The scary thing is, I knew it was Bloke after reading the first 2, despite him having a change of name
Quote by Darkfire
3. Vodka jelly in someone's kitchen, doing very questionable things with said vodka jelly including filling someone with it, then proceeding to eat it back out of her to the point of consuming that much of it I passed out for the rest of the evening, much to the amusement of those there.
I've never heard this one, but I just did a massive LOL!! :giggle: Quote by MikeC
Meeting Missy and Kazswallows at the Coventry medieval munch, having volunteered to be Kaz's hand holders
Being at the 'stairs' munch in Manchester :giggle: - think that was the one where MrFB got slapped by Mistress Sassy!
Being at a Blue party or two and :shock:
Herts Tarts, seeing Timmy's tail with a glowstick through it.
Leicester munch, when Marmalaid changed into a baby doll nightie (under a towel?)
was that when we went garden of eden afterwards
Yep, and that was when the Miserable Cat Bastard fell asleep in the camper van in the dogging area
Quote by Dino
we tied him to that stool using his own shoe laces after he`d fallen asleep in it pissed
dino,.....we done a similar thing at tattys to him
)))):grin::grin: its not fair is it,,,we shouldnt really..hes such an easy target :grin::grin::rotflmao:
OMG I just remembered the firewood stealing ninjas... wtf were you calling yourselves?? That was the night me, Timmy and OnlyMe went naked roly polying down the hill and someone complained about us (again!) and in the morning Timmy made me go and look at him cos he was rough as hell after I'd been feeding him brandy sours all night :giggle:
