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I think Darkfire's machine looks awesome.
I wish it were of course, but the Harley custom was to illustrate my idea of a 'proper' bike . I'm far to practical and boring in me old age to own a machine like that - best I can manage at the mo is a rust bucket of a Ford Escort :cry: 
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Ooooh I LOVE pantos, now let me think.......I'd have to be Cinderella but I'd put her in a sexy clubbing dress and stockings, then she'd have a smouldering kiss with Prince Charming and then we'd shag on stage with everyone watching....(all you lot anyway)
...or may be that would be a bit much :shock: ...anyone willing to audition?
pink x
as it were, think my sense of humour not traveling well! Quote by HornyBear
Can I just say a biker is a biker is a biker in my book. I been biking for over nearly 40 years so ridden some right crap and some lovely stuff as well but hey I kept on biking.
Its the lifestyle, the friendliness of likeminded people (like swingers really!) and the freedom biking gives you for not a lot of dosh. And hey bring yer Zip125 along as well! I can appreciate all bikes and while I can't physically ride feet first cos of a bike smash I think Darkfire's machine looks awesome. I built a Triton (Norton frame, Triumph 750 motor) cafe Racer couple of years ago from scratch and that to me is almost sex on wheels, but not everyone's taste of course, while the Daytona 650 does me as a very fast road machine. So I like to think I have a wide appreciation of bikes, biking and the people who make biking what it is.
At the risk of upsetting Carrie Ann I have to say I am having trouble accepting Mr argt05's rather insular view that all bikes are crap unless its his.
Now can Juniper do that hair thing for me again please?..xxxx
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FIREBLADES RULE THE GOD DAMN PLANET
WE PLANNING TO EAT YOU ALL UP
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I'M MOVING!!!!!!
booked it, packed it, fucked off!
I can drive ya know, mostly ppl up the wall but i can do it.
i could always ride down on the bike an come to see you.
I'm sure i'd cum quicker!
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i'd rather slide down a razorblade banister using my left nut as a brake than straddle that monstrosity!!
:rotflmao: tell you what, you take me for a ride and vice versa, see who comes first?
:rotflmao:
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Ohhhhhhh jap crap
no no sweetie, this is a bike:
now imagine my leather-clad biker bitch butt straddled over that and weep
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men in leathers?? i saw the title and passed out, does that give ya a clue
but sexkitten's right - not just any man....or bike for that matter :lol:
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men in leathers?? i saw the title and passed out, does that give ya a clue
but sexkitten's right - not just any man....or bike for that matter :lol:
Quote by splendid33
This poem always comforts me when I encounter death..... just thought that i would share
All Is Well
Death is nothing at all,
I have only slipped into the next room
I am I and you are you
Whatever we were to each other, that we are still.
Call me by my old familiar name,
Speak to me in the easy way which you always used
Put no difference in your tone,
Wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow
Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes we enjoyed together.
Play, smile, think of me, pray for me.
Let my name be ever the household world that it always was,
Let it be spoken without effect, without the trace of shadow on it.
Life means all that it ever meant.
It it the same as it ever was, there is unbroken continuity.
Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight?
I am waiting for you, for an interval, somewhere very near,
Just around the corner.
All is well.
Henry Scott Holland
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Hiya Abi
I dunno if it actually classes as a 'fetish' but I've heard and seen plenty about guys who find a pregnant fem a massive turn-on
I really dont know if its the same for womenI think pregnant women are incredibly beautiful generally - its very 'womanly' and natural (obviously
As for how you would be recieved in a club :dunno: i have no idea - this isnt very openminded of me at all but I think, for me, it would depend entirely on your 'activities' ... and i'm afraid i'd be more inclined to feel the need to 'look after' you than have you sitting on my face :lol:
you did ask!
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And Juniper is sooo right ..when a lady gets off the bike and does that hair thing. woo bloody hoo!
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And Juniper is sooo right ..when a lady gets off the bike and does that hair thing. woo bloody hoo!
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I think telling anyone they have issues or there must be something wrong with them because of a fantasy can also be damaging.
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Is it because you imagine..............
yourself climbing off the back, removing the helmet, n doing that sexy, shakey thing with ya long blonde hair
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Cheers sweetie. I had an SR125 for a year and had some real fun on that. It tought me sooooo much! I managed to get it up to a tad over 80 going past East Mids Airport but still wanted more!!!! :shock: :shock:
We'll be sure to give you a shout next year and perhaps organise an SH ride-out/bike camp one weekend???
CA x
PS - welcome to the Cafe xxxxxx
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Whoa - cute eyes Argt!!!!! What were you saying about a fast ride :twisted: :twisted:
CA x
:lol: :lol: 
I used to like you 