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Argt05
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male
UK
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Fuckity fuck fuck :doh:
It wasn't hornyinslough who's not well. I got the texts mixed up and now I don't remember who it was from as I deleted the message. I think it must be either Minxy or Shireen
Get well soon, whoever it is
Do you need a sub to come in babe??
you get to dress me up in some girlie clothes and make up and whatever the hell ya all wanna do to me!!!
Hey I'm an open kinda guy!!!!
XXX
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ooh me me me me me me and me PLEASE!!!!
:censored:
Mmmm, there's nothing like a genuine show of desperation to get my motor going.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......
240 BHP on board,, thats BIG HORNY POWER.
Iv'e a V6 for you if you can handle it???
Do they sell them in Ann Summers?
Special Order from t'internet!!!!
Demos freely available contact for more details HAHAHAHAHA ehem!
Quote by CarrieAnn
If I'm not turned on........I hate being bitten but.........................................if I'm turned on AND being taken from behind, I just LOVE to be bitten on my neck and shoulders :twisted: :twisted:
CA x
I like to bite but gently, it can be so sexy and such a turn on especially as CA says, when been taken from behind.
I think you have to be careful and respect the other persons wishes and desires, but I also love my neck and back being bitten, Oh yes, and my Bum!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've never had a 4some but looking forward to my first ffff some day
of course I know of a man who'd love to be in the middle of that too
:giggle:
WOOOO HOOOOOO I'm HEREEEEEEEEEE GOD DAMN IT!!!
:thumbup:
well I wasn't thinking of you at the time but I might be persuaded :wink:
:inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :rose: :cheers: :kiss:
I ride Hard Live Fast and Long Time!!!
Quote by Freckledbird
Something happening tomorrow??
Yep, meeting of the knitting circle at Sassy's.
Glass of wine whilst we knit woolly hats and mittens.
MITTENS ???
Bugger, i've just bought some new ones today!
oh well, maybe you could all knitt me a fuppin great long scarf like Dr Who used to wear??
For when im freezing my ass off fixing people fuppin satellite shite!
Will be forever at ur mercy. U call i'll be there like a faithful hound
ps get me the largest bottle of JD u can find.
XXXXXXXXX :love:
Quote by sercher01
blah blah blah...
Jas
XXX
Your av looks better in the flesh, hun. But you know that.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: As opposed to the dress looking wonderful :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you - You should change to your red av, that's my fave :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX
11/10 nice bum
Bit Miami Vice, but
8/10 anyway! he he.
I understand that completely, and i know how it is from your side, he just wants them to enjoy themselves with the time he has with them, i am not like that, i do have rules andwhen they come to me, i treat them no differently than i did before as much as i can anyhow.
its difficult cramming in a whole week in one fuppin day, but were getting used to it now.
my point was that she allows to dress her up in fancy stuff albeit not playboy, nor seedy....not me!
For god's sake my childhood was great, just being a boy doin boy stuff, yeah we fancied girls an all that but it was innocent and natural, not forced on us, we were more interested in playing foxes an hounds than labels and iconic figures such as that priceless princess- paris hilton!
had my say- hi ho hi ho its back to work i go...sigh.
its difficult cramming in a whole week in one fuppin day, but were getting used to it now.
my point was that she allows to dress her up in fancy stuff albeit not playboy, nor seedy....not me!
For god's sake my childhood was great, just being a boy doin boy stuff, yeah we fancied girls an all that but it was innocent and natural, not forced on us, we were more interested in playing foxes an hounds than labels and iconic figures
such as that priceless princess- paris hilton!had my say- hi ho hi ho its back to work i go...sigh.
As a Father of 10yr old girl an 5yr old boy, i completely agree with you all. I've said this in prevoius thread that society is not taking our children's innocence and 'childhood' away from them. We are unders so much pressure to assimilate due to the marketing hype, and kids on stage singin songs that 20yrs ago would have been slapped with a bbc airwave ban. Do u remember FGTH and 'relax'
I have my own problem's too, as being an'absent Father' WTF is that anway? my daughter comes to me and says 'well, mum said I cud', Mum being obsessed with designer labels etc.
1 of the many reasons I left the B***H, so when I say no, I get both barrels!
cant win can i?
I have my own problem's too, as being an'absent Father' WTF is that anway? my daughter comes to me and says 'well, mum said I cud', Mum being obsessed with designer labels etc.
1 of the many reasons I left the B***H, so when I say no, I get both barrels!
cant win can i?
I try not to pop any pills, but i get so fuppin horny when I'm Ill. I know thats sounds strange, but it's like my body says 'Shit that's me out of action for weeks' an my mind says 'Bollocks, you havin it Wimp'
Next thing ya know there I am with a hard on the size of Africa ( ehem ) and no physical chance of lifting my arse off the bed let alone having sex.
Bugger. :cry:
Next thing ya know there I am with a hard on the size of Africa ( ehem ) and no physical chance of lifting my arse off the bed let alone having sex.
Bugger. :cry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
it's quite good for the skin tho.. reputed to have moisturising properties (not speaking from experience of course! :shock: ) not sure about it lubricating the eye region....
I bet you believe it when they say if you gargle it gets rid of a sore throat too
:giggle:
does it not?????????????????
damn i've wasted years on the stuff then! Some girls never learn :roll:
I've never got it in my eyes as I tend to shut them at the time of explosion anyway though many have been warned 'get that stuff in my hair and you die'!
:giggle:
I knew a girl a while back who was waking up in the morning sometimes and her hair was all tangled and stuck together.
Turned out her fella was having a Ham Shank in the night a shootin at her head!
How fuppin funny is that. Nearly pissed my pants when she told us.
And before you ask? a, it really wasn't me.
b, she went mental on him not because of the hair thing but because he was doing it whilst she slept, depriving her of the show!
Quote by creampie123
well said sassy.......there only appears to be a clique until you start to join in...the same way there appears to be cliques in the chatrooms....once you start to get involved in either here or the chatrooms you will find there is no cliques.....just like-minded people having fun.....
Hi guys, can I start by answering Big Paul's Q. If I got this right then how I would see it Being a Divorcee,,, is this.
A married man who comes to a website like this presuming his other half doesn't know about it, and this applies to married women too, is that he wants some NSA fun on the side or maybe as said before, looking before jumping of the ship!
So, in my opinion the married man will be discreet because of the damage it may cause his relationship at home..... HOWEVER, the relationship must have gone sour in the first place for him/her to be here!
ADVICE from someone who's been there, Work it out or Walk out! Too much hurt caused.
My ex was shagging behind my back and we tried to work it out, but they were for the wrong reasons. In the end I walked.....
These are my thoughts in general here and I'm not refering to anyone at all just my opinion so please noone take offence, or a gate for that matter
Also, the clique thing..... NONE exsistant as far as I'm concerned. But then I am me and there could be a clue there! I have found Most ppl here very helpful welcoming and friendly, even Darkfire loves me!!!!!
Sassy you Are a star. God love you babe.
:inlove:
Quote by Argt05
I agree you have a very fine botty hunni but all the same, men should never be allowed to put a g string on even for a bet! :shock:
Now, get yourself to M&S for some of those fine fitted boxers :twisted: :lickface:
M+S....woa woa woa. did i read that right
M and S.
No thanks, not in my lifetime.
what's next? garlic bread?
ck's for me babe!
Actually I shop at all the top names ya know!
Laura Lidl
Aldi Armani
George Foreman@Asda
No expense spared
8-)
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I agree you have a very fine botty hunni but all the same, men should never be allowed to put a g string on even for a bet! :shock:
Now, get yourself to M&S for some of those fine fitted boxers :twisted: :lickface:
M+S....woa woa woa. did i read that right
M and S.
No thanks, not in my lifetime.
what's next? garlic bread?
ck's for me babe!
CA, u should know better, than call MY BLUFFFFFFF.
watch this space.. not literally tho, cos i need my warm lovely bed.
Sassy, have u seen My Arse...? does that resemble that sillystringbloke?
i'll have u know young lady, that one of ur so called Women's magz, printed a pic of my arse as cheek of the week, sexy curvy and as pert as u could ask for they said! nah nah nu nah nah
A CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ISSUED
i will give u proof that a sexy arse can look good in anything....i hope
watch this space.. not literally tho, cos i need my warm lovely bed.
Sassy, have u seen My Arse...? does that resemble that sillystringbloke?
i'll have u know young lady, that one of ur so called Women's magz, printed a pic of my arse as cheek of the week, sexy curvy and as pert as u could ask for they said! nah nah nu nah nah
A CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ISSUED
i will give u proof that a sexy arse can look good in anything....i hope
Quote by Sassy-Seren
No, no NO to a bloke in a G-string!!! :shock:
Now a girlie in tight men's boxer shorts - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted:
RSxx :color:
Agreed ! :thumbup: G strings, thongs, Y fronts and briefs should be banned for men!!!!
I'm off to buy myself some tight men's boxers
Hmmmm... me thinking i'm gonna go out now an buy some, an model them for you!!
yeeh ha.... me a lurid g-string an a stetson!
second thoughts..... maybe a trilby instead!
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<strong>You Are a Natural Flirt</strong>
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Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!
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What Kind of Flirt Are You?
how VERY dare you!
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<strong>You Are a Natural Flirt</strong>
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<tr><td bgcolor="#EEEEEE">
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Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!
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What Kind of Flirt Are You?
how VERY dare you!
Quote by splendid33
No, no NO to a bloke in a G-string!!! :shock:
Now a girlie in tight men's boxer shorts - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted:
RSxx :color:
OMG ... nothing worse than a man with a G-string! :sad:
borat :shock:
I think he carries the look extremely well, and that is the look i'm aiming for.
just struggng to find one in LIME GREEN.
Quote by Darkfire
shut up :twisted:
Darkfire tellin you to shut up, cos she got the fuppin HOTS for me, and she wants me, she is drifting rapidly towards the Bright side of the force!
ain't that right my darling?
just wait till i send her a pic of me on my bike in MY GOD DAMN SEXY ARSED LEATHERS,
she be panting like a nun in a brothel!
hell yes!
x just for u sweetie pie
