HERE FOR ALL THAT NEED A BOOST!
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
HOPE THAT HELPS
Always makes me smile!
Believe in yourself and like yourself and Bo**ocks to those that don't
X
Could this have been more aptly timed for me having just come back from my brother's inquest!!!?
So life defining moments eh?
I have to say his Death earlier this year. for many reasons tho, the main one is how we all just take our loved ones and friends for granted not ever thinking the worst could possibly happen, not thinking this could be our last moment together, that's not a fault though, because who wants to go around thinking the worst my just be around the corner?
Nobody can live their life in a cotton wool wrap, but in my case I've certainly been guilty of taking my family for granted at some point and on more than one occasion!
However, I could have easily stopped riding Motorbikes and some might question why I haven't. The answer to that is, I never EVER feel more alive than when I'm riding my bike, the experience is unique and such a huge part of my life that I wouldn't know what to do if I didn't ride them.
It's in my blood, runs through me like the very essence of life itself, it's when I am truly ME.
And added to the fact my brother would HATE it if I stopped because of him.
Love Life, Respect It, But DON'T Waste It!
:therethere:
Thought we could have some festive fun and post some funny jokes poems.
No rules, apart from they HAVE to relate to Christmas.
I'll star you all off with a lighthearted Cleanish one..
LITTLE KNOWN CHRISTMAS FACT !!
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.
How about..... Hi, wanna meet today! will suck, wank and love swallowing. let me know(insert mobile)
FFS, do i look like a fucking man whore!!
Just call me Mr Bigalo.... :cry:
shit... i don't do i? please tell me i dont.
Another take an a Christmas Selection!!!!
