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Argt05
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male
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Quote by Hungrypussy69
I feel so sorry for you Girls I really do, I can't imagine how you must feel with the pain every month but also the PMT, because from my erm experience with PMT/S whatever it's called today, is that it's hard to convey those feelings to a man.
But, I would like to offer my services as a PMS Stress Ball if any of you feel like your'e going to Kill Some FU**ER, then come see me and RELEASE your'e anger on ARGT05 (patented) Stress Ball Busters.
F**K, what Am I saying.....
I`ll take it out on your bike please.
JEEEZ you'd swear i'd offered my own death wish..
I'm a MAN, I can handle all comers...but the BIKE
The only way you be takin it out on the bike... is If I TAKE you out on the bike
You won't need no stress ARGT Buster then!!!!
BRING IT ON DF
:uhoh:
I feel so sorry for you Girls I really do, I can't imagine how you must feel with the pain every month but also the PMT, because from my erm experience with PMT/S whatever it's called today, is that it's hard to convey those feelings to a man.
But, I would like to offer my services as a PMS Stress Ball if any of you feel like your'e going to Kill Some FU**ER, then come see me and RELEASE your'e anger on ARGT05 (patented) Stress Ball Busters.
F**K, what Am I saying.....
But, I would like to offer my services as a PMS Stress Ball if any of you feel like your'e going to Kill Some FU**ER, then come see me and RELEASE your'e anger on ARGT05 (patented) Stress Ball Busters.
F**K, what Am I saying.....
Quote by Hungrypussy69
Thanks babe! Now get on your knees please....
Mmmm - you taste great; a hint of honey, a touch of cinnamon and... tarmac, yes definitely tarmac, Mmmm. I might be down here for a while...
Yeh--the tarmac does it every time!
Might also get a taste of rubber if you work Hard enough at it!!!
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I'm Tired I'm Cold I'm POorly with the MaN fLu!!! Need a bloody good pick me up, and a drink wouldn't go a miss.
Any Offers
:beer:
I`ll come and nursemaid you if I can borrow the motorbike from the vid clip in your signature!
Have what you bloody want if I'm on a Promise Hunni!!!!
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Personally, I find the net hard. I am hugely turned on by humour and responses - neither of which are easily seen online. Web cams can capture so much but are just not the same as running your finger down someones body and watching their back automatically arch or dressing up in pvc and copying the ministry of silly walks down the main road for a laugh.
I'm also aware of how different I am online - far, far more confident and nowhere near as girlie and silly as I am in reality. I sometimes think I sound over-opinionated and loud on here - neither of which are words that i'd use to describe me in normal life. I've also been told twice now how much older I seem on here which is a bit scarey!
Jury's out this end - I think it's possible to fall in love over the net - just not sure that the person you'd fall in love with would be the same in the flesh. As for fancying someone online enough to want to meet - perfectly possible.
People only reveal what they want you to see of them on the internet - I have posted stuff on this forum i'd never post elsewhere - because I felt able to do so. People on another forum I post on will have a completely different view of me as I only post there what I feel able to share with them. Selectiveness when forming a relationship would scare me a little - can't imagine anything worse than falling in love on the net, meeting up and having to find a way of telling the bloke that I really cannot handle him wanking into socks and leaving them under the bed, pissing all over the loo seat or worse...
Thank goodness I'm already married LMAO
xxxx
There is the difference!! Some people are naturally confident and there are those that are not, earlier thread will testify with regards to those that just lurk on Forums etc. Not wanting to hijack that but It kinda goes along the same lines. People are all different, and what one person sees can be different to the next and so on, but my original post was more aimed at those people who Could and Can be easily seduced by someone else Online, without meeting first.
Do people get sucked in by the flirty / Loving nature of the text they read?
I am a flirt, no question about it, I'm a flirt here, there EVERYWHERE. But that is ME!!
No disguises, no mask, just me. I would like to think that the people whom I've become friends with here in the short time I have been here, would already have a good Idea of what I'm about and who I am. BUT, they ain't met me yet and there opinions may change, I doubt it, and that is not a confidence thing just because WYSIWYG with me.
However, there are people out there who are not (does wot it says on the tin) kinda folk and can manipulate others into thinking otherwise.
It's these people I would worry for! because they could fall for the person they think they know but then however long down the line find out they are really not that person at all.
God I rattle on..... Anyway. just my thoughts. AS REQUIRED BY FIRE XXX
Quote by firelizard
You don't know me, haven't touched me, talked to me, or even smelt my aftershave (well that's what i'm blaming it on). So how can I be seduced by you?
And I don't mean the promise of the best Shag i'm ever going to have (again).
No, what i mean is, is it possible to fall head over heels with someone before you've even met?
No, I don't think so. It's definately easy to be captivated by someones posting style though or maybe by their photos but as for falling in love I think you need a little more than just the internet. I'll use Missy as an example. I know that from her posts she is a very funny lady and feel that I am getting a fairly true representation of her as a person from them as they have been consistant in style and humour, but if I was in the market for falling in love with women, I would need to meet her and build a relationship first.
Can words on a screen ever capture the reality of personal connections? Probably not IMO What if my profile is a lie or not exactly correct and i'm nothing like described? Or you have not got a photo to look at. How would you feel? Would you have to go on looks first, or just go with you're feelings?
Let's see.....
Interesting post this one.
Love
Fire xxx
i agree, however i wasnt here to give my opinion, just wondered what others think.
x
You don't know me, haven't touched me, talked to me, or even smelt my aftershave (well that's what i'm blaming it on). So how can I be seduced by you?
And I don't mean the promise of the best Shag i'm ever going to have (again).
No, what i mean is, is it possible to fall head over heels with someone before you've even met?
Can words on a screen ever capture the reality of personal connections? What if my profile is a lie or not exactly correct and i'm nothing like described? Or you have not got a photo to look at. How would you feel? Would you have to go on looks first, or just go with you're feelings?
Let's see.....
And I don't mean the promise of the best Shag i'm ever going to have (again).
No, what i mean is, is it possible to fall head over heels with someone before you've even met?
Can words on a screen ever capture the reality of personal connections? What if my profile is a lie or not exactly correct and i'm nothing like described? Or you have not got a photo to look at. How would you feel? Would you have to go on looks first, or just go with you're feelings?
Let's see.....
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
So its Legs now.
Well even that isnt a problem, why do you think men were blessed with tongues :twisted:
Just a shame no one ever explained multi tasking
I can multi-task i'll have you know!
oh, hang on a sec......brb...
nah...it's gone. Totally forgotten what i was doing!!
Quote by Juniper_couple
OMG this is one of my biggest turn-offs - unkempt men !!!!
It doesn't have to be all shaved but at least trimmed and looking groomed.
I just cant figure it with some men - they do their hair (on the head), have a shave, may wax etc ....... but then have a hairy eagles nest in the nether regions
My take on this is - if they cant be bothered to groom there -- i cant be bothered with it !!!!
Am i weird in this as a woman
When I was younger the hair thing wasn't an issue. But, as I've got older the hair Has become an Issue. Firstly... the decline on my head, my excuse for that one is ( I'm growing too tall for my hair) !!
Secondly... The damn stuff wants to grow from every little crack it can find, it's like Rust for your body! can rub it down a bit, scrape it off even decorate it if you like, but the Fur Always returns.
So, Men Shaven? yes or no?? YES!!!!for gods sake... you sweat like hell, hairs everywhere, trapped in the end of your willy! in you're cornflakes! hmmm is that just me??it must be like living with an outer Mongolian Swamp Dweller!
Even if it's a trim, JUST SAY NO, to man hair
Quote by ms_naughty
After reading all that all I can think is ... is your bum really that hairy you need to wash it in shampoo .. and have you got flaky bits round your hole .. to use head and shoulders !
I have a thing for mens bums .. but now this might put me off for life :cry:
M_N XxX
Somone needs a Back, Sack and Crack me thinks!!!!!
I have an image that goes back to chilhood days when my best friend had a Lassie type Collie, Damn thing always had shit biscuits hanging around it's Pooh Chute Fur!!! :bounce:
LOL
My bum frequently treated to tlc.
he he :rascal:
Quote by Freckledbird
Ah sorry, pm'd sassy, didn't sound right did it?
No I know she was takin about Bloke!!!
sorry
No need for sorry, just didn't realise if you knew Bloke was a username.
He's very lovely too
You tellin me i'm lovely???
You're not are you!!!
ops: 'Door opens quickly for for ARGT to run out crying'
Quote by Freckledbird
Freimation - I am joking.
You posted that you are burting for a shag. Really what did you expect? A shag?
He would if Bloke was here :giggle:
Er Helloooo
She means Bloke2005, not just any bloke.
Ah sorry, pm'd sassy, didn't sound right did it?
No I know she was takin about Bloke!!!
sorry
