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Argt05
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male
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Quote by Shireen

I'm flattered. thanks.
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kiss
Steve might not be so impressed though... We are married after all :giggle:
Wouldn't he be disappointed if he wasn't on the list? So wise call. lol
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Quote by Shireen
Let's hope they dont object then :giggle:

Do you seriously think we'll be annoyed ??
I'm flattered. thanks.
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Ok, seeing as no one has offered themselves.
For fear of rejection probably.
Well i'm as they say, , , facing my fears.
I'm free if anyone wants me as they're ehem...Hunk! rolleyes
Be gentle with the insults please i'm in a fragile place
Quote by Denead
so has anyone signed up yet, I have but still haven't got any buddies to add sad

A WORD OF WARNING
Bear with me on this one!
When you connect your tomtom to your phone using bluetooth, it connects to a mainframe server. Now, most phones connect to the service providers own sort of internet server such as Orange World. These are like an Intranet system with limited ability and unable to access normal www websites. And in orange's case the packages you can buy vary but are limited and chargeable by the amount you download. So about 1200 Orange World pages = 1mb of download. With me so far?
Now the shit bit!
Normal web access in other words connecting to SH from your phone is calculated differently,,20 Normal pages = 1mb, so you can't use anywhere near as much.
Now, the SAME applies to tomtom, because it uses your phone as the modem, connecting via GPRS(general packet radio services)
This COSTS you, if your phone has a data transfer record service(usually found in or around your call timers) then you need to keep an eye on it, as your tomtom will not tell you how much info your sending/receiving.
Thought i'd let you guys know if you didn't.
Also, the same applies if you have traffic alert on too. Which by the way is SHITE.
For the record, I have a tomtom and find it invaluable every day, as I do an average 45-50k a year, and most of my jobs are in areas where I don't have a clue about.
Ah well, that's it, hope that helps.
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Quote by hisandhers
Franky Goes To Hollywood- the power of love- :inlove: that song

Is that a Christmas Song??
How about....
Let it snow let it snow let it snow.
by Dean Martin
What's your Favourite Christmas Song??
My is Little Donkey, by Bing Crosby and David Bowie, I think! wink A match made in Heaven if ever there was one.
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren

3..........The entire namby-pamby PC brigade :twisted:

worship
1. Chavs, both male and femaleand especially the ones who invade town on a Saturday night, get pissed on Bacardi Breezers, get thrown out of clubs for being a tit, make a pavement pizza then want to fight everyone within a 5 mile radius
2. Twattish driverswho think they A- own the road and B-act like they do anyway
3. Bigots, loud-mouths, drunks, 'ard boys teenswho think owning a Staffy or Rot will make them look 'arder rolleyes
That's 7
GREEDY!
wink
No.1
Volvo's
No.2
Volvo Driver's
No.3
Volvo Dealer's(All of Them)
mad :x :x
Quote by Uknudistcouple
Have been reading and enbjoying the forum for a few weeks Hubby and I decided to sign up so with not much to do today I thought I would stop lurking and brave a few posts. I have to have a subject interests me also a bit nervous about entering the community.
Juliexxx

:welcome:
Just jump in when you feel like, and Welcome. Don't be nervous well just a little maybe :twisted:
Quote by splendid33
damn... I thought that I had found the man for me then.
clearly not.
oh well, I shall keep on begging, pleading and looking doleful in the corner of the forum until some kind soul takes pity.
rolleyes

Quote by Shireen
I have stayed out of this discussion so far as I find it a pretty stupid subject really :roll:
However, one question I would like to ask is what is it specifically that you think makes married woemn better in bed to any other woman?? dunno
Surely each individual woman is different and there will be good and bad shags in all catagories?? :dunno:

Quote by Kiss
I'm not married nor am I single. confused
Can somebody please teach me to f*ck properly. I'd be ever so grateful. :roll:

Can I get back to the original Post Here...
I'm pretty sure from what I've read and I've only picked a few quotes out, that this guy it would appear has a very narrow minded view of women. But what he says only makes things better for someone like me, someone who respects people let alone Women in that we are all different and we all have our own ways of expressing ourselves inc(sexually).
I am not interested wether a woman is married single divorced whatever! Just that we are compatible and if we do get together and anything becomes of that then fine. She is an Adult, so am I!
I always treat women with respect, always have always will, you Can Not tell me that a woman because she is Married is going to be a better Lover, Nor can you say that because a woman is SINGLE, for whatever reason is not as good!!
And on that note, any Married/Divorced/Single Girls out there, why don't you give this guy a chance to prove himself and then come and see me.
Oh alrught, but you've gotta admit, it was worth a try.
lol
I tried to sell my wife on ebay, should have let her go aswell, cost me a small fortune to divorce the b**ch.
Ah well, live and learn eh?
My heart goes out to all of the girl's Parents, relatives and friends.
They should bring back the birch for those that MURDER, my opinion and i'm entitled to it!
should have added, if/when they do find the murderer/s, if they haven't already commited suicide, then will probably defend them using our money, claiming that because his mother stopped breast feeding him too early, he developed a raging hate for women!! and should serve his time holidaying in spain on a constructive rehabilitation course.
Spineless, useless BASTARDS
Quote by PoloLady
Having spend a good hour or so at the weekend gathering leaves into a giant pile for no other reason that to go running through them and end-up rolling around in them having a leaf fight (who can shove the most down the other person’s top) and being looked at as if we were mad….
I am so glad that part of me has just never grown-up.
When you have friends around and there is snow on the ground outside, are you happy to just sit, drink and chat or do you secretly want to go outside and have a snowball fight?
Do you ever want to build a snowman (without doing it just to help the kids) and make snow-angels (probably rude ones though)?
When you get caught in the rain and are already wet, do you sometimes just get the urge to run though a puddle (though driving through a deep one is a must)?
Is there something you like to do that may be considered childish - but it just makes you laugh?

Buying Kids presents for xmas such as scalextric's or buckaroo, even if they're too old or not interested in them, just so you can re-live you're youth!! ehem, not that i would of course.
WTF did i put thise Argos receipts?
;)
Quote by Shireen
er you can say what it said lol

Idiot?? dunno
SHIREEN STALKER ALERT..
Mark try right clicking on link????
Quote by Lissa
Does that make sense?? confused

Abso-bluddy-lutely :thumbup:
You STALKING me???
x
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I think you're in trouble now :shock:
When we going for ride L???
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Quote by Lissa
Does that make sense?? confused

Abso-bluddy-lutely :thumbup:
You STALKING me???
x
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I think you're in trouble now :shock:
Who IS....ME???? :?
Quote by Shireen
Does that make sense?? confused

Abso-bluddy-lutely :thumbup:
You STALKING me???
x
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.
Quote by Kit
bloody hell - I've not seen so many bolt on a thread since kat asked for a shag lol
off to find 'THE' Rules according to women everywhere

It's ok I got that book here...... OOPS, I just dropped it Accidently in The fire in the back garden that was burning for no reason with other literary BULSHIT!!!!
:censored: :censored: :censored:
rotflmao
Just kidding- I'll Fedex it over right now, along with my ass ready for it's whippin
whip innocent
Quote by kittysin
I'm mostly a lurker ( god I hate that expression, can't we just be observers or readers or summink!!!) and a very rare poster. Think its just that I rarely feel profound enought to spend the time composing something meaningful....and lets face it there is some pretty deep and meaningful stuff on this site. Instead I float around posting on the occasional light hearted threads.
I'm a terminal sitter on the fence, so stating my case has never been easy, I read a thread and often see both sides of a debate. Also I don't have a competitive bone in my body so can't be arsed getting stuck in anyway. rolleyes
Peace man :giggle:

But by the same token you're opinion is valued by the very nature of it in the first place. The reason you prefer not to become involved in posting is you're choice, however as I have found out very quickly. You're point is Just that!! I maybe judged by some I may be not, but I do have my own opinions on things here and in life in general. It is MY choice to become involved or not. Your own thoughts are most welcome, even if you are sitting on the fence, as in most things in life we all have opinions, wether or not we choose to share them is in essentially the same thing.
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Does that make sense?? confused
Quote by Shireen
You sure did Argt wink

Glad I tickled something hun
:wink:
Quote by Shireen
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Tickled you're fancy Shireen???
:rotflmao:
Quote by Kit
I dunno, dunno
I turn my back for one day and the place goes rampant rolleyes
I'm so darned horny I could polevault for england redface
shag anyoune :P

can we toss for who goes first pete?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bloody hell - GFZ and not a single wench in sight!
woah woah woah,,,, tossing???
Count Me In..please
:twisted:
Quote by Abilene
Hi and welcome to the crazy house. I am just here as a supervisor ... I am not actually crazy.
My only advice I can give is to dive into the forums at your own comfort level, try and get to a munch or five and be yourselves.
p.s. I am allowed to spell bad ...it's in my nature. We take great pride in ruining your wonderful English language!! ;)

Grrrrrrr..
Aisle ave u now we speek verie gud ingishh hear.
Gud Moaning innocent
WELCOME GUYS :welcome:
Quote by lilacgem
No thats just what we allow you lot to think wink

Blah Blah Blah, I'm sorry Lilac, did you say something then??? :laughabove:
Quote by rogerndi
the easiest way to handle a woman is don’t ever forget that she is always right biggrin :D :D
Even tho u and every other male knows she very rarely is :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thumbup:
Quote by lilacgem
Are you a Harry Enfield fan by any chance Argt05???

Whatever made you think that????
smackbottom
Ok guys for a quick demonstration on what a woman should be like, please feel free to check this out and report back

Good luck cool