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Argt05
Over 90 days ago
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Do you know what would happen to you if you sneezed, held you're nose and covered you're mouth at the same time???
Well, read on...
Here are some Amazing But TRUE Facts, that you may want to know.
I hope you all have some to contribute to help me amass an almost almanac type of Crap in my Brain.
In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.
Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.
Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.
The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.
Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.
Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.
Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game. For Canadians who don't play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.
A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.
Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.
Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost "an arm and a leg."
When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small intestine.
Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.
Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.
When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.
Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
Napoleon's favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.
The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.
It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.
The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
Ever wondered what happens if when you sneeze, hold you're nose and cover you're mouth what will happen???
Well read on, I stumbled..ehem I mean fumbled upon some interesting TRUE Facts...
And whilst I'm pretty sure we all know a few I'd love to hear them.
So in the spirit of fun and to see if you guys can come up with any Sexual one's, I'll start with these to keep you amused.
In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.
Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.
The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.
Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.
Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.
Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game. For Canadians who don't play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.
A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.
Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.
Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost "an arm and a leg."
When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small intestine.
Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.
Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.
When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.
Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
Napoleon's favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.
The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.
It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.
The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
I would like to confess that right now! I really need the toilet...
An I better go before I have to confess to something MUCH more gross!!
wink
Oh yeah, an also confess to being quite shy!!
:wink:
No cock pix, bad poses, corny looks!!
UPDATE
New super Camera purchased..
Looking for willing Women to take new photo's of me for profile pics and or own personal collection, Any pose, outfit, position you want me in....
I'm in you're Wanting hands!!
Let me know? rolleyes
pm 4 MrsFC
To all of you here who have made me feel welcome, offered you're support and comforting words, to someone whom you don't really know, at least met! I feel blessed i've found you all, and look forward to a new year with new goals and ambitions, one must be to meet as many of you as possible.
There are a couple of people here who have become my friends quickly and easily and to them also I thank, and Will do so even more when we finally meet..
Take Care all, Have a lovely Christmas and prosperous new year.
All my love
ARGT
x
Quote by Pete_sw
Not sure I would change things as such but if I could go back to one point in time this year it would be Jan 1st then..... Fresh go at having even more fun.

TART rolleyes
Nothing wrong with being a tart!!!
Strawberry and Cream one, would be nice too!
lol
:giggle:
With the year coming to an end I had this thought! If you could travel back in time to any point this year, and you could change anything you did or said or didn't do or say, just one thing. What would it be and why?
No scientific (cant change history) crap! just imagine you have one chance at doing this!
Mine?
Wouldn't have gone out with my brother on motorbike ride. His Last!! God rest his soul.
Is t is just for girls cos I wanna join in...
Had one of those male g-spot thingy's once, Bloomin hec, wtf was that about.
My usual toy/s comes in a variety of colours shapes and sizes, and incredibly as this may sound, Walks-Talks and moans.....
Do I need to carry on?
lol
wink
hmmm, there are number of valid points in this thread, like to add my point of view if I may. Firstly being kissed or kissing another man is not normal etiquette (spell ckeck) in our society as hetrosexuals. It differs in our perception of sexuality, and what may be 'acceptable' for one may not for another.
We have to respect that regardless of our own beliefs or ways.
I would not be offended if a gay man kissed me on the cheek as a hello, I would however be a little uncomfortable if kissed on the lips especially if never met before. But, from my experience and that of some of the comments made that doesn't happen. To me anyway! maybe not cute enough?
I think its fair to say that those who prefer Not to be kissed by another man have that right and shouldlnt be made to feel awkward, but those that do like to kiss, even a peck on the cheek, should also have their thoughts considered. after all is said and done, it's only a kiss.
Not like you're going to be classed a sex starved homosexual or lesbian(musn't forget the girls) is it?
Respect, that's what it boils down to.
X
Quote by winchwench
As of today- I'm halfway to blackbelt!!!!
By the skin of my teeth though- I caught my instructors eye- lost the plot & forgot an entire pattern :shock: , luckily, he likes me & knows I know it- so I got away with it!
But on the upside, I managed both my breaks without breaking me! lol
So yes, thank you lovely guys for asking.....Im a happy bunny- albeit a black & blue one! wink

Congratulations.
I'll behave if ever we meet!!
:wink:
well.... maybe a little naughty.
smile
Think this all proves that being with you're partner is exactly that, a partnership. And those that can, wether or not you have the permission from you're other half, then LUCKY YOU.
You all should be proud of yourselves I think and you're all lucky to have someone who means that much to you.
Take Care of one and other.
All my Love
ARGT
passionkiss
Quote by mazandden
probably not, no, although depends how drunk i was wink lol :lol:
Tequila Tequila Tequila
Oh what a night,,,, best night of you're life and you can't bloody remember it. smile
nice one.
x
(Only kidding den!)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Been some really interesting posts today and got me thinking.
If you were part of a couple-whatever that may be, and you had the chance to spend ONE night only, with the person/s of you're dreams. For the Best Shag/s you're ever likely to have. Never to be repeated, but you're partner didn't want you to.
Would you do it?
Why?
And would you tell them?
confused
Quote by hisandhers
think this has been done last year but hey lets try it again lol
Who would you like to see in your stocking filler this Xmas?
Mine would be lilnfil, shireen, NWC (can't leave you out hun) - OMG how big can the stocking be dunno I'll get back later when I can remember names wink

Do you mean from SH or anywhere?
Well, if I had my choice which I don't, i'm afraid I would be a greedy little pig and get as many as I could in a house sized stocking. However, would anyone want to be in it, is more concerning!
If it was from anywhere, then i'd like Anastacia, Ashley Judd and Peter Kay to make us giggle after i've opened my stocking and played with my toys.. he he
:P
you can have anyone in your stocking you want hun :lol:
Woah.... kid in sweet shop! ring any xmas bells?
So anyone who wants to be in My Stocking, my pm box is waiting...please don't all rush at once........
hmmmm.... (yells) Taxi for ARGT
Could be a long lonely xmas.
:cry: :cry:
Quote by hisandhers
think this has been done last year but hey lets try it again lol
Who would you like to see in your stocking filler this Xmas?
Mine would be lilnfil, shireen, NWC (can't leave you out hun) - OMG how big can the stocking be dunno I'll get back later when I can remember names wink

Do you mean from SH or anywhere?
Well, if I had my choice which I don't, i'm afraid I would be a greedy little pig and get as many as I could in a house sized stocking. However, would anyone want to be in it, is more concerning!
If it was from anywhere, then i'd like Anastacia, Ashley Judd and Peter Kay to make us giggle after i've opened my stocking and played with my toys.. he he
:P
Quote by Jags
NEED an electrician - all those lights have shorted my quotes!
:cry: :cry:

I can helpi'm a qualfied electrician, And i'm a bright spark!!
an if you stick me in the corner of you're room, i'll brighten it up for you.! smile
Quote by ClassyKatie
Thanks for that NWC, would love to hear others opinions on this, and experiences.
Many thanks xx

IMHO I think that most not all men have some form of sexual fantasy regarding same sex or at least have had one.
And again most if not all straight men wouldn't want it known for fear of being ridiculed.
I wrestled for years with my concience(is that spelt right) with my own feelings having had mm sex when I was younger. I feel ok with it now, and class myself as semi-experienced bi.
To me if the sexual chemistry was there then I wouldn't have a problem. But who knows. Have to wait and see if I get in that situation and take as it comes lol
hope that helps.
x
Hi, can I just say that my outlook on the whole swinging scene has changed dramatically since I came here.
I was a little nervous but soon calmed down, what advice I was given I shall give to you. And that is take your time, get to know people and get to see the genuine real nice folk here.
I personally never bother with chatrooms, never liked them never will, don't get me wrong i'll have a peek every now and then but i'm really not arsed. I'd rather have fun here in forums and pm'ing friends-making new friends that way too.
My ads have changed, my profile has changed, pics too.
I'm just going with the flow, and if anything happens along the way then great, but if it doesn't then who gives a shit?
I like being here, like the fun and i've made some great friends without meeting anyone yet, so i'm chuffed.
Yes I wanted something different when I arrived here but, if I get to a munch which i'm hoping to soon, then i'll be fighting them off me!! ok I lied about that bit... lol
Good luck i'm sure it will happen.
You're friendly ARGT
Quote by Shireen
will kick this lot out of my bedroom tomorrow and make more room.
cool

:shock: Charming :giggle:
Still one night with you is better than none Argt wink
:P shhh, they'll all wanna come round. That was supposed to be our secret. Bugger! :wink:
Quote by BiWelshMinx

I would suggest (word of the day lol) that you have no more than 2 hunks/pin-ups, but hey who am I to be in control of your signatures ? ;)

;)
Right then, I'm taking that in 'suggest' you not really laying the law down!
So here goes....
In addition to the the 2 delicious girls already I WANT......
and in no particular order.
Shireen,Kiss, ,Lilacgem,Missy,Minxy,Hlb,DF,Poshkate,Lissa, oh and sercher cos I don't want him feeling left out. I know I missed some out, will kick this lot out of my bedroom tomorrow and make more room.
cool
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Okay forget the last one, go for people who've suddenly started supporting Chelsea yet claim to have since about 1982.

You mean people actually admit to being Chelsae fans? :shock:
Well, look at it this way....
They probably all on the wage bill! wink
The winter days feel long some how,
Cold, damp, the air of grey.
Nowhere escapes, depravation of light
We await with patience oh sunny day.
The Time Demon who waits for no man,
Becoming our ally in dark cold nights.
Is this real, did I sleep, when will I wake,
Dreaming of sun for sore eyes tis the sight.
Thankyou Jags for moving this. wink
Here is a great link you might like to try for you're Kids/Grandkids,, oh OK just for you.
It's Google Earth which is Fantastic itself but the santa tracker is ace, Kids love it
smile
Quote by HornyBear
A gentleman could not possibly express a preference as to one lovely lady against another.
:laughabove:

just great! can only have 2, so will change like on a rota system.
(phew. think anyone noticed)
wink
Quote by BiWelshMinx
That's the ticket Argt ;)
Btw I have had one pm that makes me feel easier about not asking permission ;)
Thanks niceandgentle kiss
Minx x x

lol :lol: :lol:
Will see when mods rip my sig again eh?
BUT I LIKE THEM!!! :cry:
God, I hope these two girls don't mind...
Ca & sassy
here's hopin
redface
Quote by Shireen
rotflmao He hasn't picked me to be his pin up :cry:

A swift kick up the arse might do the trick..... hmmm 2nd thoughts..... depravation of a mans needs maybe? lol