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9 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
who's pic is it in the bottomleft, i cant find them x

Logo Condition No: 59867
Use of Company Logo hereby known as er the Logo, Must be Used by all members, under No circumstances must any other Logo be used implied or created.
You May if you wish apply different Photo's in said Logo, but it must be the official logo used.
Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action taken Via MrFC and then My Angels!!!!
You have been warned young man!!!!
Howecer if you got MS Office, use powerpoint it's got it there... wink

wink

Always on standby to attend your every need sir! :bounce:
That's my girl... keep this up an you'll end up goin All The Way with me!! cool

cool

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
There, i used the *official* one all i was going to do was add a lil bit to the middle of the image

Good Boy!!! :confused2:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
who's pic is it in the bottomleft, i cant find them x

Logo Condition No: 59867
Use of Company Logo hereby known as er the Logo, Must be Used by all members, under No circumstances must any other Logo be used implied or created.
You May if you wish apply different Photo's in said Logo, but it must be the official logo used.
Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action taken Via MrFC and then My Angels!!!!
You have been warned young man!!!!
Howecer if you got MS Office, use powerpoint it's got it there... wink

wink

8 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
right back from the gym all hot and sweaty,
who wants to rub me down :twisted:
Earthy xx

Am I too late?????
Oiled warmed hands at the READY!!!!! :rascal:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Abilene
........ charming, charismatic single guys!!

Oi !!!! We will have none of that kind of talk around here young man !!!
i'm sure all that will be beat out off him soon abilene :happy:
Good. I am just getting used to all the obnoxious, annoying, asshole types.
* runs for cover *
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by creampie123
........ charming, charismatic single guys!!

Oi !!!! We will have none of that kind of talk around here young man !!!
i'm sure all that will be beat out off him soon abilene :happy:
Me First me me me me me whip

whip

:inlove: with Creampie's Bum :angel:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Abilene
........ size=18]charming, charismatic single guys!!

Oi !!!! We will have none of that kind of talk around here young man !!!
I'll have you know I resemble that remark !
:grin:
Welcome, an you thought the Chatrooms were ace???
tut tut.....
:welcome:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
I suppose you have to be female to be in this club of yours ARGT

Not at all !
If you can consider yourself to be a Male Slag ie: Man Whore then Let me know if you want to join..Fringe Benefits are there to be HAD!!!!
ARGT05 BOSSMAN
I can pretty much consider myself as a slag, i have been called one on a couple of occasions, so yes Mr Bossman Sir i'd love to join
Then Welcome to SLAG CENTRAL,
Grab a man whore logo and let the mayhem commence.
:P

8 Jan 2007

Quote by lilacgem
all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

What type of ORAL Experience do you have, we have quite a few Lippy Folk with us here and Can I have a look at you're credentials..
Don't want to be putting my SLAGS at risk from one of those GP's who Hasn't been kicked off the Medical Board for Fookin they're patients!!!
It's Slags we want here nothing else.
Thankyou cool

cool

well i got doctors degre for off the net and my white coat from a charity shop and the only nurses in my surgery are the ones in pvc nures uniforms i allways prescribe a good hard shaging if your not feeling to well from your doctor of course
You'll do for me!!
Get yourself the Man Whore Logo and you are now the Official SLAG CENTRAL Doc!!!
You need to find some ehem..Nurses, to assist you in you're duties and I'm sure you'll have a couple of applications. Welcome
Argt05 BOSSMAN 8-)
Ok who do I send my application to?

Freimation first, then he needs to send you to me for then Once over, it's an Admin thing you understand, but you better come to me the Day after, as I've a feeling you might be a little tired after attending Surgery!!!! rolleyes

rolleyes

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
I suppose you have to be female to be in this club of yours ARGT

Not at all !
If you can consider yourself to be a Male Slag ie: Man Whore then Let me know if you want to join..Fringe Benefits are there to be HAD!!!!
ARGT05 BOSSMAN

8 Jan 2007

Quote by varca
so? who's my first trainee ?

Louise!!! I'll be with you in a mo! Varca---- Take this down please!!! :moon:
I'll help with taking down Louise's particulars too, all part of the service :rascal:
That's my girl... smile

smile

I'll be in a meeting soon, so can you clear my apointments for the evening please.
Have some interesting News hopefully can tell All my Slag's Later. STAND BY!!!!
:wink:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
Of course you Can!!!!!
My orifice Please Earthy>>>>>>>>>>>>

on me way boss :wink:
Are we offering any extra's tonight ma dear???? innocent

innocent

And being the Boss, they will of course be GRATIS rolleyes

rolleyes

there's always gratis extras for the boss :wink:
I knew I could count on you!!! now, let me get up and give you one! :wink:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
im guessing your working hard tonight bossman?

Someone has to do it, talking of which!!!
pm comin at ya!

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Geminifemale
Now that ive had a chance to chat with a few of you, and ive read the many postings to my original question, and ive also read profiles and as some say 'got a feel for the person behind the posting' I admit maybe some of what i initially said was hasty, based on past experiences and didnt take into account what apears to be a quite unique cross section of like minded people in this group.
I desperately dont want to waste anymore of my life in a sex free environment, but I couldnt see a way to enjoy it with the type of strangers i had previously met.
I hope that will all change now, and thank you everyone for helping me to see that.

Sorry to hijack you're thread, but have you ever thought about becoming one of my SLAG's???
Guaranteed to please, and Everyone is Joining.... It's like the Ipod of the Sex world!!!
You won't be short of Male attention nor Female for that matter.
See ya cool

cool

I dread to think what cunning stuntsone might be expected to perform to gain said membership. Is there some sort of initiation test to go through? mad

mad

Did you have a typo hun????
Get you're sweet behind to SLAG CENTRAL and find out what awaits you :scared:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by freimation
now im the the offical slag doctor im going to prescribe a good blow job from one of your staff pump some vit c in to umm

Don't Doctor's have certain powers of the Police????
USE em!!! wink

wink

8 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
so? who's my first trainee ?

Louise!!! I'll be with you in a mo! Varca---- Take this down please!!! :moon:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by MrFC
Just a thought........ :undecided: ..Would the SLAGGING someone off now be classed as a SLAG Central speciality.......

Yeah It's kinda like when ya Jackin off, but the difference is you use a SLAG instead!!!! So less of this :wanker:
And More of this blast

blast

8 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
Of course you Can!!!!!
My orifice Please Earthy>>>>>>>>>>>>

on me way boss :wink:
Are we offering any extra's tonight ma dear???? innocent

innocent

And being the Boss, they will of course be GRATIS rolleyes

rolleyes

8 Jan 2007

Quote by freimation
all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

What type of ORAL Experience do you have, we have quite a few Lippy Folk with us here and Can I have a look at you're credentials..
Don't want to be putting my SLAGS at risk from one of those GP's who Hasn't been kicked off the Medical Board for Fookin they're patients!!!
It's Slags we want here nothing else.
Thankyou cool

cool

well i got doctors degre for off the net and my white coat from a charity shop and the only nurses in my surgery are the ones in pvc nures uniforms i allways prescribe a good hard shaging if your not feeling to well from your doctor of course
You'll do for me!!
Get yourself the Man Whore Logo and you are now the Official SLAG CENTRAL Doc!!!
You need to find some ehem..Nurses, to assist you in you're duties and I'm sure you'll have a couple of applications. Welcome
Argt05 BOSSMAN 8-)

8 Jan 2007

This is a tough one, I guess looking on the face of it (and No I haven't checked his posts or profile) he Feels Betrayed Hurt and Angry. Something I'm sure most of us can relate to. And that the post was probably a request for sympathy and compasion from people he feels comfortable talking with due to the annonimity(Spell Check)!
Unfortunately, due to the content of the post and the way it was written it didn't come across that well, IMO!
However, I do feel sorry for him, as it as a horrible thing to have to discover having been there myself.
But, as the following posts have revealed he is someone who it would appear is prepared to meet someone else behind his wife's back, and It doesn't matter what for. Is that betrayal ?
I am not going to judge nor condem what he and his wife have done, but what I will say is that it would appear that both of them have Serious Issues within their Marriage.
These if possible can be resolved, but only with Love,honesty and commitment.
If you're marriage and you're wife mean that much to you then try hard to work it out!
Good Luck smile

smile

8 Jan 2007

erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
Of course you Can!!!!!
My orifice Please Earthy>>>>>>>>>>>> wink

wink

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Geminifemale
Now that ive had a chance to chat with a few of you, and ive read the many postings to my original question, and ive also read profiles and as some say 'got a feel for the person behind the posting' I admit maybe some of what i initially said was hasty, based on past experiences and didnt take into account what apears to be a quite unique cross section of like minded people in this group.
I desperately dont want to waste anymore of my life in a sex free environment, but I couldnt see a way to enjoy it with the type of strangers i had previously met.
I hope that will all change now, and thank you everyone for helping me to see that.

Sorry to hijack you're thread, but have you ever thought about becoming one of my SLAG's???
Guaranteed to please, and Everyone is Joining.... It's like the Ipod of the Sex world!!!
You won't be short of Male attention nor Female for that matter.
See ya cool

cool

8 Jan 2007

Quote by freimation
all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

What type of ORAL Experience do you have, we have quite a few Lippy Folk with us here and Can I have a look at you're credentials..
Don't want to be putting my SLAGS at risk from one of those GP's who Hasn't been kicked off the Medical Board for Fookin they're patients!!!
It's Slags we want here nothing else.
Thankyou cool

cool

8 Jan 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
So whos the training officer then Im still sitting in the foyer waiting to be given the grand tour of Slag Central. Oh and of course some demonstrations on how to behave while im there.
Louise xx
So that means that you have to recruit a welcoming commitee.

Initial Training will be done by Myself, Sercher,Pete and mrfc
then I will leave you in they're capable hands, But My Office Door will always be open!!!!
I'm a Very Important Man Whore you know!!
I will be issuing all My SLAGS with a mission Statement Soon and Outlining some important Do's and Dont's.
You're Tour will start Shortly.
:wink:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I still don't see my pic in the sig yet

Please contact Hornylittleblonde for inclusion, there may very well be an issue with the amount of ID Photo's on Logo, So we are looking to have the country Divided into Different branches with different Photo's corresponding to that Area!
Thankyou for you're patience....
smackbottom

smackbottom

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Kiss
Dear Sir,
As of yet I have not been informed of my new role at Slag Central, nor have I been forwarded my job description (including pension plan). I shall be in my office until approximately 5pm today, kindly furnish me with the appropriate details otherwise I shall have no other choice but to seek guidance from my Human Resources representative regarding this matter.
I thank you in anticipation of your co-operation in the matter.
Kind regards,
Kiss (Miss)

Dear Kiss(Miss)
As you may well be aware I have been extremely busy due to the overwhelming number of applicants for positions within my Organization!!
You application has been thoroughly examined, and I am pleased to tell you that you have been given the role of
Regional Liason Officer.
This Role is in addition to you being a Real SLAG CENTRALSlag, and will include Duties such as ensuring All Slags In you're designated Area are Dedicated to the Organization and must conform to the Conditions of Membership at all times. Reporting any discrepencies to either me or my Secretary VARCA.
Other parts of you're role will include on-Job Training, a task which will require you to liase with both Pete_sw and mrFC.
You're Pension Pack will comprise of an apple, a large stick and some sticky back plastic should you actually you reach retirement age.
However, if you do currently have a better pension plan with you're previous employer then I would ask you to transfer this to our S.H.I.T Slags Here In Turmoil Pension System, which will enable us to share in our profits as a whole :bs:
I would like to personally welcome you (soon) and hope you can fulfill you're dream role here to the Best of you're abillity.
wink

wink

7 Jan 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Hi gang, in a sunday paper today they were talking of a site that people went onto and got a sticker r u up 4 it or something similar.
Basically if this sticker is in ya car and someone you drive past like you and has the same outlook on life so to spaek, you pull over and badder boom badder bing.....
My question..... does anyone know the site or has any info on joining this group?
Thanks
Hants

So if I voted Conservative, and someone with a sticker saying "Vote Tory" drove past, I'd shag them right? rolleyes

rolleyes

U R a tory? :shock: Wheres my Vote Tory bumper sticker??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I gotta sticker on my bumber...

You like???
And they follow me, cos I'm they're BOSS
wink

wink

Is this when Mazandden dives in with her dictionary to correct your spelling or should I bugger off and do something creative?! lol

lol

:lol: :lol:
Hmmmm Discreet Retype!!! I'm tired ya know.. :cry:

7 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
Hi gang, in a sunday paper today they were talking of a site that people went onto and got a sticker r u up 4 it or something similar.
Basically if this sticker is in ya car and someone you drive past like you and has the same outlook on life so to spaek, you pull over and badder boom badder bing.....
My question..... does anyone know the site or has any info on joining this group?
Thanks
Hants

So if I voted Conservative, and someone with a sticker saying "Vote Tory" drove past, I'd shag them right? rolleyes

rolleyes

U R a tory? :shock: Wheres my Vote Tory bumper sticker??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I gotta sticker on my bumber...

You like???
And they follow me, cos I'm they're BOSS
wink

wink

7 Jan 2007

Quote by blonde
Hi gang, in a sunday paper today they were talking of a site that people went onto and got a sticker r u up 4 it or something similar.
Basically if this sticker is in ya car and someone you drive past like you and has the same outlook on life so to spaek, you pull over and badder boom badder bing.....
My question..... does anyone know the site or has any info on joining this group?
Thanks
Hants

So if I voted Conservative, and someone with a sticker saying "Vote Tory" drove past, I'd shag them right? rolleyes

rolleyes

U R a tory? :shock: Wheres my Vote Tory bumper sticker??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I gotta sticker on my bumPer...

You like???

7 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Hi gang, in a sunday paper today they were talking of a site that people went onto and got a sticker r u up 4 it or something similar.
Basically if this sticker is in ya car and someone you drive past like you and has the same outlook on life so to spaek, you pull over and badder boom badder bing.....
My question..... does anyone know the site or has any info on joining this group?
Thanks
Hants

So if I voted Conservative, and someone with a sticker saying "Vote Tory" drove past, I'd shag them right? rolleyes

rolleyes

*Please note that no actual afilliation with any political party was expressed.
Yes, If I told you too!
:silly: