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Quote by Zippy
Another flippin' botched building job - used the f**king tube of lubricant didn't I?

Yes and you need to get a different flavour because Strawberry irritated the crap out of me fur!
Using your tool to push it in with was good rolleyes Was it your own or did you borrow it off Bob?
The rodents, my friends, did have a bit of a party lastnight. Swingers they are rolleyes
But they let me watch so I don't mind
Need to sleep now because I am exhausted from all the excitement :roll:
Quote by Bob_The_Builder
Of course i can Florence, Bob never turns down a Job, im sure i'll have the right tool tucked in my dungarees somewhere. biggrin

Bob I really hope your toys don't make too much noise with all that buzzing and stuff. I've heard Emily play with toys sometimes. My God is she noisy and so excitable :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Dunno dunno how you could get so excited over toys :shock:
Quote by Florence
Oh Bob !! I have never been good at DIY. Do you fancy giving me a hand? wink :twisted: :twisted:

puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I see your flirting with the new commers again Florence rolleyes
Quote by Penelope Pistop
are you one of those poncy southern pussy's bagpuss? coffee indeed! i may be from the deep south meself, and heiress to a vast fortune, but it's tea all the way. any way that's another thread, so leave it ok!
P

Coffe, yeah, I like a drop of the hard stuff, no milk either.
I save me milk in a dish for a good old lapping when I wake from my sleeps *YAWN*
Quote by Great_uncle_Bulgaria
Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo will put the make a cup of tea

Phew
Thanks Unc but I'd much prefer coffee confused:
Quote by muffin_the_mule
It will never fit in. I'm a tight pussy lol

I'll bring a large pot of lube, take it slowly and be very gentle ........... hump
Oh My God :shock:
*Emily come and save me from the wicked Mule and take me to the shop out the way* bolt
Quote by muffin_the_mule

Unsure I fancy playing with a Mule though :shock:

Are you sure ????? I am hung like a donkey lol :lol:
It will never fit in. I'm a tight pussy :lol:
Quote by Zippy
You can have a ball with me zip Miss Pistart. Come and feel how smooth it is.

Is that like a PopTart confused:
Quote by Zippy
<<<<<<< Zips up and then unzips in a John Wayne 'Right that's it type of way' >>>>>

*Yawn*
Now where did I put me magnifying glass dunno
Quote by Zippy
Uh-Uh you're supposed to do the pulling.. I tell you it's so enormouse it's dangerouse.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, you Rainbow guys are all the same, ALL TALK.
Quote by Zippy
(Anybody wanna see what I got behind me zip??)

Just as long as you pull it for me rolleyes
Quote by Florence
Hey you saggy old, baggy old cloth cat

mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
How dare you :shock: :shock: :shock:
If you'd had the pleasure of playing with me you would have known that under all this fur I'm am firm. I work out (well walk to the cupboard sometimes)
I am a fit tight pussy :!:
Florence you are such a tart :shock: :shock: :shock:
Let MY new friends settle in before you try shagging them :shock:
YAWN
Morning play mates
Unsure I fancy playing with a Mule though :shock:
I'mMax mmmmmm I wouldn't mind messy time with you, what you got in mind confused:
hello Cookie Monster
<<<wanders back to the basket for more sleep>>>
Quote by Florence
Thanks FFP, this lemonade looks scrummy mad :x :x

Wouldn't drink that if I was you, lifted me leg near it earlier lol
Quote by FamousFive_person
Timmy Timmy here boy!!
Leave bagpuss alone - he really did mean he was tired, it's not cat language for "I'm a naughty villain and need a jolly good shaking by the throat"
Sorry about that old boy!

Which would have been ok but it wasn't my throat I was being shaken by :shock:
*cough*
*splutter*
*eeeeeeeerrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh*
Leave me alone, I'm tired