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BaldEagle
Over 90 days ago
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Ooh errr, if only I had a private helicopter, enough energy and lost the worry that i'd get a heart attack, I'd be offering.... lol
Havn't these "lifeless" morons got anything better to do mad
Next time make sure the permissions are set. may not stop them , but will make it more difficult.
Hope Vix & Reese have backups of the site.
Quote by foxylady 123
Will someone please explain why me get so trurned on bu dirty knickers?

I don't know why you get turn on by dirty knickers lol
As for me, I don't understand it. Just never appealed to me.
Now clean sexy underwear on a woman is a different matter. :twisted:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Everything is relative man

Yodel-ay-eh-oooo
Dont stand to close to the sides now..
Quote by RedHot
However, I do remember the Chopper . . . had one in my hand last night redface rotflmao
Tracy-Jayne

Roll on summer, when the throbbing choppers start to congregate on the quay at Poole.
Of course, I mean all the Harley's wink
Do you go Tracy-Jayne ??,
errr , better rewrite that -
Do you go to the bike meets at Poole on Tuesdays in summer.
Quote by wizzer
Just to let you all know that even though there seems like 100 to 1 women to men, if you be yourself and keep trying you will get results, i see so many messages of men with n reply but all i say is dont give up as you will get results.
phil

The stats are the wrong way round, 100 searching to 1 women willing, or there abouts.
Good sentiment though.
Quote by Wicked Wizard
Can hold my hand up to them all, except that I thought then and think now that said DJ is a plonker!
And I am NOT too old - with testimonials to prove it!
WW

I didn't say I liked him, just I have the same birthday (29th Jan) lol
I have to say that James has improved no end, despite the odd hiccup here and there.
I can follow what he is saying now, which is more than I can say for the phone txt brigade.
ne 1 4 a cup T , which translated means, anyone for a cup of tea ?? confused
As for his reasoning, I have my own thoughts and they will stay that way.
I can't quite remember those, but my birthday is the same as Tony Blackburns. Does that count ??
Quote by mikedrive
maybe we should have a poll to see percentage of women that spit, swallow or neither.

Been done if do a search
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31650.html
Quote by Vix
Your right Tania, hover your curser over the bar, it depends on how many posts u do to what "status" ur in

rotflmao Wow, never noticed the hover messages, they are so funny! Thanks for telling me this. kiss
That does not work on a Mac. Someone please tell me what my status is?
Your a godess lol
Quote by Libra-Love
Now this is funny

OK, I give up, that was really good.
This is one of my old favourites. Mainly because it happened to me when I was just a nipper and took the neighbours dog for a walk.
Quote by wascallywaffler
This one made me crack up... needs sound!!

lol

Cracking.
BRB wink
Depends if the guy knows what is squirting at him. wink (and it is real and not faked)
First time I had a squirter I had never come across it and called her a dirty bastard. redface
Ok, I was young and the Internet wasn't around then. lol
Serious mode on

Now and again I have the problem. mainly if it's a supposed quicky. Meaning, it's a spur of the moment thing to have sex and the foreplay hasn't prepared me mentally. Under these circumstances I would normally be shooting quickly, so I try and hold off for the ladies sake until she has been satisfied.
Problem is sometimes, in trying to hold off, I find myself not being able to cum. So much for the quicky, which is a little embarrasing when you are trying to hide behind the photocopier at lunchtime redface
As has been said by others, the lady then feels she is inadequate or some such similar feelings. Or the classic "don't you love me anymore ??"
Serious mode off
Quote by Ice Pie
Why not? They spring back into shape very quickly.

OK, I should have inserted the word "Immediately" before "dropping into place".
:cry:
Personally, I'm not bothered on the size issue.
Quote by davej
The only way I can describe it in my simple language is that one reminds me of trying to put a duffle coat on whilst sitting in a fridge and the other, similar to working Rod Hulls Emu.

Hmmm, I'm trying to imagine those two sensations.. erm, nope, just can't get the right visions in my mind for some reason.. confused
I suppose one point to make is, don't fist the woman before you drop your wanger into place wink :
For me, the Scottish Highlands accent with a female. wink
It was actually used on TV commercials as the experts considered it was more believeable.
So, if your with a lady from the Scottish Highlands and she says "i'm coming" you are more likely to believe it lol
Quote by lilacgem
it must have been 1 inch long & 2 inches wide,

Phew, glad to see some values mentioned. I thought my rendition of a half eaten Subway was in questioned here.
Quote by lilacgem
confused try crunching two of them first

Maybe right, sucking extra string mints certainly killed my taste buds.
I had heard this about strong mints giving extra sensation elsewhere, hence trying it, but obviously getting it wrong... :?
Quote by lilacgem
Just ordered my free sample (thanks cueball) but has nobody tried extra strong mints before oral? :twisted:

Yep, just said my breath was nice?? did nothing for her during oral. Actually, for me it was the opposite effect, as I couldn't really taste the lady. :cry:
Quote by Fools-Gold
For the want of a FAQ page - what does the purple bar by my avatar indicate? is my time nearly up?

When it gets to the end, you can go out and buy a bar of Cadbury's Fruit & Nut.
Quote by HungryP
Well so far I'm unable to find a web site where I can test the cam, so can't check that at the moment. Does anyone else who uses a webcam have a firewall as well?

I do not know of any web site that will "reflect" your webcam output back to you so you can see if it is working.
To use video and audio on the webcam through my DG834 Hardware firewall router and McAfee software firewall, I need to have uPNP enabled in XP and the router. Also I have to allow McAfee firewall to open ports in the 5000 and 2500 region. However, uPNP has security issues, and once opened, McAFee leaves the ports open even if you are not using the webcam . So, for security, I don't use audio on the webcam.
As a side issue, NTL has it's own firewall on it's backbone and many people cannot get audio and video to work with NTL cable.
With software firewalls, you have to determine which services or ports are required and manually OPEN these to the outside world to enable video and audio to work. Of course, you now have open ports which could cause a security risk.
<End of Tech lecture>
Quote by Parrot
So does that mean it is the person "receiving" the audio that needs to lower the firewall? confused:

No, it's just sending that needs the open ports.
Quote by kristof
you are using a router of some sort I think, msn messnger works great thru routers with video, for some reason the audio just wont
and no I still have no cure

Kristoff
If your router has uPNP (this is not plug & play but universal pnp which sets up the firewall of the router) this needs to be enabled in both Win XP and the router. MSN uses uPNP to set up the pass ports in the router automatically.
Hungry
I suspect that software firewalls would have the same problem. Video uses one port, while audio uses another. The firewall will only see the primary port, which will be video, and block the audio.
Quote by Libra-Love
Is George Bush sexy :mrgreen:

Oh my god, I feel ill :shock:
Now this puts a different context on "Well Endowed" and "Rough Sex"

(It's actually better if you download it and view it) wink