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BaldEagle
Over 90 days ago
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Eeeh Bah Gum, ecky thump, - What about Chorlton & the Wheelies.
I'm so embarrased to remember that redface
This is in the forum somewhere else, just can't find it at the moment.
Still makes me laugh tho. wink
I would like to make it, having missed the last one due to work. Put me down please.
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Well nobody seems to have said it, so I will,
BOING, Time for Bed...... lol
Was Zebedee a type of manual powered sex toy ?? He kept going up and down wink
Quote by veejay
I'm sure she can't restrian herself

SHE ??? with the occupation of a roofer rolleyes Always possible I suppose in this sexually equal society.
Just don't expect the ladies to be queueing up to sample your charm, wit and chat up line lol
Sounds as if everyone had fun. I would have loved to have been there but was stuck on a business trip in Rugby, in a Hotel all on my tod :cry:
The programme was actually old and had been on before.. maybe 1 or two years ago.
Quote by well_busty_babe
A size 10 – 12 angel chat for “other bloke”
lol

That's a stick insect, nowt to grab hold of, she'll slip through my fingers.
:doh:
How much longer before a mod locks this thread and saves these guys the embarrasment.
Very long story that I am not going in to, but the "other half" did it to me first. Then I did it out of revenge.
Now, it's a different relationship.
Glad to hear it.
Still try and get that gateway router working, It'll be a lot better than the USB modem.
PS, McAfee stinger may have got rid of the "little buggers" as well.
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
mmmmmmmmmmm turkish delight i could eat a bar of that now
someone nip to tescos for me plz
voddy xxxx

Do they still make that stuff confused:
Quote by BN1
I kinda knew this was going to be the kind of response.
Anyone else?
Roll up roll up
AND THIS ON A GIRL! NOT MY BOL-- LOCKS.
Thank you

Ask Pololady wink
Seriously, this has been covered before in the forum, do a search. One thread is titled "Urgent Warning (ladies)" and was started by Pololady because of a problem while trying to remove hair in the "personal" area.
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By the way, the nick relates to lack of hair on my noggin not my kn**
Quote by Rainbows
I was thinking of investing in a dictionary

Oh no PLEASE don't!!!!!!! My evenings just wouldn't be the same!!!! lol :lol:
It's just taken me 10 mins to stop laughing before I could reply... superb :lol:
Quote by VenusnMars

(what does the middle `B` in BBW stand for anyway?!)

Bum - its British Bum Wagglers - as in the Renault advert, shake that deriere baby wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Missy deleted the last posting and no one will know lol

You beat me to it :lol:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Kitkat-i assume they name you kitkat because most men can get 4 fingers in you?
and still have room for a double decker... if you care to look at my av you will actually note that i am female .
Tania sorry if i offended you was directed at blokes not you.
Getting back to my pizza...
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Strike 3 - you're out :D
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Quote by kristof
never could understand these people who let a persons size put them off, big, little, inbetween, what the hell does thathave to do with it, if you like the person you like them ffs

You could throw in height, looks, colour, hair length (or lack of it in my case), accent ( I tend to like a slight Scottish accent)...... shall I go on confused
Quote by toolman
hi we r a coulpe looknig 4 some fun in and around leicestershireat weekends so any other couples or single girls or guys , m 45 f 40 we r clean decrete and both shaven so lets have some fun

Just a comment, above mentions you are a couple, but your sig says single male confused
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Bastardology
What’s the male counterpart to a bitch – in terms of approbation not definition? BASTARD
B - Bloke
A - After
S - Sex
T – Trying to
A – Avoid
R - Recognition
D - Deliberately

OMG is that not the definition of most single guys on SH???? Before you reply I said MOST not all, there are about 5% of single guys on this site who are genuine and respectful and totally wonderful, sensitive people, just couldn't resist the dig at the others........sorry........ redface
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Quote by Lil_Bunny
All depends what u class as a BBW
Can someone please explain it to me

British Bum Wagglers lol
For Dave15, obviously not. Only joined today, must have gone through the entire forum looking :lol2:
Quote by MQ
There was an orgasmatron device in Barbarella, the Ann Summers toy is the Pulsatron, and I'm getting one tomorrow :twisted:

You'll have to let us know how you get on with it wink