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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by BiWelshMinx
"Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known, like a drifter I was born to walk alone ......"
Can't remember the actual title of song.

"Here I go again" by Whitesnake I think confused biggrin
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Spot on, it was indeed.
Reckon I may pop off this afternoon to see about an "I love marmite t-shirt". :shock:
I have already bought the new squeezy bottle biggrin
Now after looking at some of the recipe's I am wondering how it will go in a stir fry confused:
Ooohh, for all those Marmite lovers out there, maybe old news, but did you know it has it's own fan club :shock:
You can get all sorts of stuff including some wonderful Marmite recipe's.
oh heaven - gotta dash, all of a sudden I am feeling quite peckish biggrin
Quote by Rising
Ive often thought that Paradise, was a suicide bomber subect song, Id have gone for
If I Should Fall Behind, or My Beautiful Reward from the great Bruce.

Very true Rising, but, it's about a song that touched two people at the same moment in time, rather than the meaning behind the lyrics.
Over the years, there have been two songs
Bruce Springsteen - Paradise
Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight
Even now, as a single guy, they still evoke strong feelings
Quote by da69ve
How can kissing someone other than your partner be too intimate......what more intimate than giving oral sex??

Don't agree. Mouth to mouth kissing is the most intimate form of kissing. It is equal - it can have eye contact - oral sex can sometimes be quite impersonal by comparison.
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I would consider oral sex the intimate thing your can do....even more intimate than sex...as much as i love kissing and i do enjoy kissing other women when we swing,i just find oral sex....goes that one step further!....beside i always close my eyes when kissing ....just a habit.
I think for me, it depends on the kiss - For me, it certainly can be the most imtimate thing you can do - bar none - but as I say - that would depend on the kiss itself.
OMG - I found this on page 5 :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shameless bump required lol
Quote by Alex_NorthEast
I am leaving the North East on Thursday to travel to Notts so heres to hoping that the skirt arrives before then.
A Very Frustrated Alex xx

Ooohh I don't know Alex, I think you may be quite fetching without it :rascal:
Thank you Manolishi, as long as you don't mind viewing my black hold up stockings and matching thong biggrin
Alex xx
p.s. what finery are you wearing?
:eeek: :eeek: :inlove: :crazy:
Oh Alex, if you see me drool, just slap me - not to hard though biggrin
As for me, well, I suppose something suitable with cufflinks ............... rolleyes
innocent
I just love Xmas, followed by New Year, although, yes, I do agree it is a bit to early to think about it.
Still, I cant wait till Xmas, I just wish that it would snow on Xmas day once in a while.
Anyway, it's like any other event, you only get out of it what your prepared to put in rolleyes
Quote by Abilene
Oooooo I am sooooo excited. In seven days I will be driving north, feeling the breeze in my hair, the vibrations of the road under me and the anticipation of getting stuck in traffic dunno ahead of me.
Quote by Alex_NorthEast
I am leaving the North East on Thursday to travel to Notts so heres to hoping that the skirt arrives before then.
A Very Frustrated Alex xx

Ooohh I don't know Alex, I think you may be quite fetching without it :rascal:
What a fabulous evening, lovely people, great conversation.
It was great to meet old friends and discover new ones.
Thank you Funin and Mike - a lovely evening hosted by a lovely couple
Quote by Darkfire
Someone get some tenalady's for Dawnie :giggle:
lol

Took me a while to get that, a combination of naive and being a guy, but once googled ..............
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Quote by Darkfire
Robbiem said: Wonder what Dark is wearing?

a bin bag at this rate luv :giggle:
Would that be with or without sequins :shock:
Doesn't matter what you wear Dark, I know you would look ravishing kiss
Mind you, could be a great theme for a munch - sequined bin bags wink
Wonders off, contemplating how many bin bags I would need to make into a suit ......... biggrin
Quote by Vicky_uk
You are the most perfect couple i have ever met, just to see you both together is lovely when you look at each other you can see the love in each others eyes.
Vicky

Definately a sentiment which I agree with.
Have a wonderful day and a long and prosperous life together.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I might run a thread on the Saturday morning for male grooming tips - a bit like cheap daytime TV :giggle:

Will it include pics and maybe a video?? :shock:
Quote by earthchild
well i have my outfit, i just need someone to lace me into my corset :twisted: erm remembering to leave beer room of course
Earthy xx

Well, I suppose I can do it, only if you give me a hand with my dickie bow ......... rolleyes
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Brilliant, just brilliant
Bang goes yet another keyboard confused
Quote by H-x

But HLB, what about the guys confused:
Please don't tell me this applies to us as well, you should know we are crap at all this co-ordination stuff :shock:

Left foot forward, breath in, bit on gum.
Right foot forward, breath out, release grip on gum.
Repeat until mastered.
H.x
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I am sooooooooo going to get you for that biggrin
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
For those who may be stuck for ideas I've decided to give you:
HLB's handy hints for decadence on the cheap. :idea:
Accessorise - it doesn't have to be expensive
Velvet ribbon chokers
Costume Jewelry
Gloves
Feather Boa
DIY
It's amazing what you can do with a bit of glue, some glitter/beads.
Glue them onto an old pair of shoes or a piece of ribbon to be worn round the wrist or neck
Buy a couple of metres of luscious fabric, fold in half and secure with wonderweb to make a wrap.
Well know on line auction sites innocent
Great for picking up a new dress/shoes/handbag/jewelry
Alternatively if you do wish to buy something expensive, I've found it's preferable to use your partner's credit card. bolt
Darkfire - Will you recommend me for that Blue Peter job now? :giggle:

But HLB, what about the guys confused:
Please don't tell me this applies to us as well, you should know we are crap at all this co-ordination stuff :shock:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Ok
as there is always a who is thread created for every time someone see's someone new in green, brown or purple i thought i would ask..
Who is R_Jo ?
in brown so a new admin?
Shaz x

I can't believe how quick you were off the mark Shaz, christ I was still looking at her profile when you opened the thread :shock:

I'm not to sure I would suit the length, no-one would notice my shoes then ..................
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Quote by Dawnie
ebay :thumbup:
buy it now :bounce:
£75 :scared: :cry:

I would if I had £75 but I have to buy 3 pairs of school shoes and a hoover at the weekend sad
Don't tempt me again or one of the kids will be wearing half a school uniform :lol2:
Oh Dawnie, I reckon you would look absolutely ravishing in it .....................
Definatly would highlight your sensuous curves ............
How am I doing so far .....................................
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Quote by Darkfire
ok, i'm going to cheat, you're all panicking smackbottom piccies coming up of suggestions !

Ooohh does that mean you are going to model some outfits for us all :eeek:
Just hang on two tics while I get some baby oil ...................
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Quote by Sarah
Those that attended last time, will need to hunt out the munch bunch badges please.
I'm giving you all plenty of notice, so you can start the hunt now
:giggle:

I have looked high and I have looked low
I have looked low and then high
Goddam it, I even looked down the back of the sofa with all the other gunk, but alas, still no badge has appeared.
Can I have a new one pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeee redface
Quote by Dawnie
hotel pm's sent to those who have asked, if I have missed anybody let me know
Thank you

wave
May I have the list please?
Think I might need the hotel list as well please biggrin
And me.
Probably my own fault, as I don't think I asked for one in the first place biggrin
To all those attending the event of the year, namely Darks birthday munch, when Dark will be 30, did I really say that out loud confused:
In an attempt to reduce pre-munch nerves etc etc I am suggesting pre-munch drinkies.
I will be at the hotel bar from 14:30 for a couple of hours. This is the THIRD hotel in the list that was issued.
No doubt if enough people turn up, we can arrange cab sharing etc.
If anyone else is contemplating pre-munch drinkies, maybe use this thread., but -
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Do NOT mention any names of hotels, signposts, places of interest, well in fact anything that would indicate the locality of the hotels.

Oooh one last thing before I go, if you see me on the cider, remind me, just a few before the munch, else I won't be standing by the end of it all.
Any questions, concerns, please do not hesitate to contact me.
:cheers:
Quote by Darkfire
i'm off shopping for a dress sommat to wear :scared: lol

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You did, you did say it.
There is no going back now
Just in case any peeps missed it
Dark is wearing a dress
Oh goodie
I will save my :eeek: till the party
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