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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
redface Sorry, it's just that every Sunday the biker / car thrteads seem to start.

Some of us like cars/bikes though de_sade rolleyes
But bikes don't have back seats ............ :twisted:
Wanna bet? :rascal: You have NO imagination rolleyes
Oh Sassy - maybe I just require enlightenment redface
Ok ok - you got me thinking now - what happens in winter - do you take the bike indoors?
nah that wont work, it would probably get in the way when swinging from the chandelier
I am not very good with this, maybe your right, my imagination may be slipping a tad
Quote by Shireen_Mids
redface Sorry, it's just that every Sunday the biker / car thrteads seem to start.

Some of us like cars/bikes though de_sade rolleyes
But bikes don't have back seats ............ :twisted:
If I really want to blast the music up and let rip (no comment here Dawnie), for me, it has to be
Achilles Last Stand - Led Zeppelin
Just absolutely brilliant - you two have me in stitches
rotflmao rotflmao
Two real diamonds - thanks guys.
Once, while chatting to the most lovliest of ladies on her couch, I fell asleep.
all she did was sit there, look at me and laugh.
I wish she had woken me with kisses and stuff!
So go on - give it a go - you just never know!
I was once parked on the M25, relaxing, enjoying the sunshine, as you do on the M25 in summer.
There I was eating an orange, I looked over at the car in the next lane and a woman smiled at me. She asked for a segment of my orange, which I exchanged for a melted kit-kat finger.
We exchanged pleasantries for the next mile or so until the traffic cleared and we went our seperate ways.
it was only afterwards I thought, why the hell did I not ask for a telephone number :doh:
I have different sonmgs for different moods - and god do I have a multitude of moods rolleyes
But I suppose the one song that always puts a smile on my face is John Cougar Mellencamp - Cherry Bomb
As an aside, I also have a driving song for when I am tanking round the country lanes
Al DiMeola - Race with Devil on Spanish Highway biggrin
Quote by dambuster
We had one of those "flash flood" type downpours earlier.
I rushed out to cover the kebab stand, but when I got out there, I slowed down and took my time. It was very warm rain, but still refreshing.
A little later HLB came back from the dining room saying she'd closed the patio doors as it was raining in.
I went for a look and for some reason couldn't resist the temptation to open the door and ease her back through it into the warm rain.
Of course, I followed.
But it was more of a giggly, laughy, squeeeealy thing than a passionate, bend her over the patio table; or stand leaning against the garage side doors sort of thing where you feel the warm rain running over and down your bodies as you entwine holding each other closely and firmly feeling the contrast . . . . . . .
STOP IT ! ! ! ! !

Honestly Dammie - you can be such a git sometimes biggrin
There I was this morning, thinking about what you were actually doing this afternoon
Grrrrrrrrrr, at this rate I may have to post in LMU
"Any single ladies in the south want to stand in the rain or preferably take Dark's advice and lie on a car bonnet"
Quote by goose35
Thunder bolts and lightning
very very frightning me
Galileooo
oh sorry
lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Darkfire
on the car bonnet somewhere in the derbyshire peaks... it drowns out the ohhhhhh fuck yessss bit and adds a little theatrical impact..... :twisted: lol

Right thats it Dark - I'm moving north to roam the wild's of Derbyshire looking for an occupied bonnet................ :twisted:
Errrrrrrr
Well, although this thread was meant to be about if you liked thunder and lightening and what you do when you see it, it's actually turning into a UK weather report!!
:doh: :shock:
lol lol lol
Well, the weather has finally broken in the South.
We have thunder, lightening, the whole works and for me, I reckon it’s wonderful.
I have just been standing in the warm rain looking at the light show feeling just totally amazing and getting totally drenched. The experience of the warm fresh rain and watching is totally exhilarating for me.
However, I realise that we all don’t like the same things and it occurred to me how many people I know that are frightened of thunder and lightening.
Would this stop people from standing in the rain – do you need to find the nearest table and run for cover? How do people react when we hear the roll of thunder in the distance?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
As a norm, I would drink red in winter and white in summer, but it really mainly depends on my mood.
As to preference, well I do love a good Sancerre, but I certainly am not into deciding on if I like a wine just because of its packaging.
I have had good wines from a box, a plastic cork and even a screw top. I also have had crap wines that are in proper bottles with a proper cork.
It just proves that old adage, never judge a book by it’s cover, or in this case, a good wine.

Actually I think it just proves you're a piss head :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I don't drink any more so can't use the poll sad
Ahh Dawnie, just sitting back, chilling with a nice cold beer mmmmmmmmm heaven
Want one?
Ooops sorry, no, you cant can you, your on the wagon ....................... sad
As a norm, I would drink red in winter and white in summer, but it really mainly depends on my mood.
As to preference, well I do love a good Sancerre, but I certainly am not into deciding on if I like a wine just because of its packaging.
I have had good wines from a box, a plastic cork and even a screw top. I also have had crap wines that are in proper bottles with a proper cork.
It just proves that old adage, never judge a book by it’s cover, or in this case, a good wine.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Fancy changing your avatar then chicky wink

Yes, what do you suggest :rascal:
Ooohh Dawnie
Can we all join in :twisted:
and will there be prizes for the winner :rascal:
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember
my favorite things
and then I don't feeel so bad!
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Quote by kittysin
Yay! Well done, Manolishi, couldn't resist eh! :happy:
We'll soon have hardpython feeling right as rain
:therethere:
Come on now folks, jump in whenever you want!
:karaoke:

Oi - what about the third verse - I hate being a soloist redface
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudel,
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Why oh why! rolleyes
Hiya Guys,
Well, I was wondering, would it be possible to come along to this?
It would be really nice to catch up and have a natter with old friends again and meet new ones.
I do hope your kitchen is a good size - its normally where I would end up! biggrin
Quote by Lindaxxx
Wish now i had given it more thought really, keep saying i will change it, and will do when i can think of a good name and get round to it biggrin
Lindaxxx

Ooohh Linda, does this mean you are looking for suggestions?
I am sure I could come up with one or two - or maybe even three :rascal:
I reckon I could probably recall almost every avator you have used on here which obvioulsy helps when I try and be creative :twisted:
I am half way through the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
I have to say, one of the most enthralling series I have read in a long long time. Just goes to show that Mr King is not all about terror.
The books have a web link here:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I always have music on in the house, the car, the garden, wherever I am but especially when I'm on the pc. What are you lot listening to?

I am much the same, I have to have music near me. Mind you, I don't have a tele in my shed, so I am not distracted by it.
Right now - One More From The Road - Lynyrd Skynyrd, specifically Freebird - See you in 14 minites ...... biggrin
Just the two interests for me.
I love to fly kites, especially the big foil types and I play with rockets, all sorts of rockets really, water, solid fuel, air etc etc. Maybe a bit dull, but it does attract a crowd and the odd park ranger .........
Almost forgot, a couple of years ago I used to paint model dragons and wizards as I found it really relaxing, but have not done that in a while.
Quote by Dollyminx
Well since I started posting on the forum my box has dried up! :shock:

Would KY Jelly help dunno
Bugger, looks like I have run out, however I can lend you some Swarfega if you want :shock:
If all you have to offer is green goo then I think I will pass. :shock:
I reckon I am going to have to stay off the cabbage for a while .............. redface
Quote by Dollyminx
Well since I started posting on the forum my box has dried up! :shock:

Would KY Jelly help dunno
Bugger, looks like I have run out, however I can lend you some Swarfega if you want :shock:
Having just finished a book on Tantric sex, just someone to practise with. :twisted:
Quote by Missy
Missy - who's had a narrow escape when eldest was a baby. :uhoh:
The dog (parents dog I was looking after) got too close to a curious foal, and mum decided to take umbrage.
We all looked like a bluddy organised convoy charging up the heath confused ....... taking up the rear was mum horse who was keeping near her curious foal, who happened to be after me, who was pushing the pushchair, which was keeping up with the dog at the front - Now speed that lot up by what felt like about 50mph (specially the pushchair bit containing bouncing, borderline flailing, toddler over lumpy bumpy ground!) and you have an idea. Dread to think what the convoy looked like to a passer by :undecided: redface
Sorry, off on a tangent there, that was nowt to do with being bitten redface just got reminded of the incident, and out it blurted confused redface

For some reason I now have a vision of a Benny Hill sketch dunno
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Any exercise suggestions? innocent

A bike ride? dunno
A rowing machine dunno
or for couples - a see saw dunno
Well, quite frankly I could write a book on this, but I will leave you with two.
On a bike ride in the New Forest I got bitten by something on my leg. Whatever is was, it was one mother of a beast. This bite swelled up to the size of a tennis ball within hours. It was a bit unfortunate that the following day, whilst I was with a Customer it burst, with the resultant mush running down my leg onto the carpet. confused
Another trip to the New Forest, whilst feeding the ducks a pony trotted up for a treat, I refused to give it some bread so it promptly turned round and kicked me in the bollocks. Now that was painful, so painful in fact, that I had to be driven to A&E, I honestly thought something had broken. Upon arrival, the nurse looked at my jeans, saw the hoof print, smiled that knowing smile, turned round and called her mates over so they could all have a giggle. Took a month for the bruising to die down and I don’t want to even think about the swelling ………………
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