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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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Quote by kittysin
Nothing quite so dramatic....but its not the first time a severe bout of cramp has had me double up in pain - resulting in knee to the groin or an elbow in the gut for my poor hubby. :shock:
BTW.....you a little bored this morning Dee Cee? lol

It is a problem confused
I mean - what the hell do you do - there you are banging away, her moaning like a banshee so to speak and cramp sets in - try to be discrete and move your leg while maintaining a rythm - no way - thats multi tasking and as we keep getting told, guys can't multi task rolleyes
Quote by Darkfire
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
can you copy it from your sent box hun, and resend..... cos i really did delete it :giggle:

Sorry about this guys, I only intended a quick hijiack rather than a saga!
Ok Ok
Here we go again - take 2, with a bit more emphasis this time.
Hi Dark You have a pm :rascal:
small alteration this time
a quick kiss for Dark for being so patiant
Quote by Darkfire
have I? oh bollox, you mean the one I just deleted? redface :shock:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

Bad bad bad Dark
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
I put so much effort into it as well kiss
Quote by Darkfire
It wont offend hun, we've all been there lol
Advice from Dark :
1) if they're one liners, press the delete button. If someone cant be arsed to put effort into saying hello then chances are they aint gonna put effort into anything else.
2) If they read like you're a piece of meat and the new fem on the block that someone wants a chunk of before evryone else gets there - delete em.
3) If they sound desperate, or want to be your 'friend', or want to show you the ropes - get rid. Single fems are easy targets for the sucess by association brigade - dont fall for it, delete em.
4) If they're rude or want to know why you havent replied after one pm - delete em. If they're impatient and pushy in pm, imagine what they're like face to face :shock:
5) Cock shots - with the 'want some of this' line ? the delete button is your friend lol
shall I go on? lol
I'm not cynical at all me lol

Hi Dark
You have a pm :rascal:
Oh WOW - a thread about one of my favorite subjects
Well mine is roughly 4m by 6m, fully air conditioned.
It has four rooms, a workshop, a drawing office, a main lounge and an attic.
I built it all by myself and as you can probably tell am damn proud of it.
It also has 32 twin sockets (you can never have to many), surround sound, but unfortunately no plasma yet.
All that said, it is my temporary home - I work, sleep and play in here. :shock:
wave Hello and :welcome:
I hope you both find what you are looking for and have tons of fun
I have a balance problem, have had it for years. A few years ago it was quite severe and my GP, after months of investigation concluded that I just needed physiotherapy. confused
So off I popped and was a bit shocked to learn the physiotherapist suggested playing with my feet. :shock:
I did at the time feel like taking the piss out of the guy etc etc but went along with it. Five sessions later the results were truly amazing, I was, quite frankly, shocked at how successful the treatment was. God knows how it worked, but it did and that was all that mattered dunno
Happy Birthday Mal
Dont forget - todays the day when excess is the norm
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Hiya Sarah
Well the last one was just amazing, so if you don't mind - I would love to come along to this one.
I really enjoy camping, with probably still my favorite place being the Lake District.
I actually live near the New Forest and used to spend many a weekend there.
I have so much stuff now for camping it's untrue, but last year I just went away with the basics and had a fantastic time.
If anyone is bored for ten minutes, you can read one nights exploits here
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well today my life became a sadder place :cry:
My favourite author David Gemmell has died aged 57.
I've learnt a lot from his books about some of the most basic of feelings, and his characters always mean something to me.
He really is worth reading.
Sad Jas
XXX

OMG - My favorite author dead!!
OMG - How on earth did I miss that.
Have to say, I totally share your sentiments, the guy was an absolute genius. A sad sad loss.
When i worked all the hours and then used to party a lot (yes yes a few years ago now) about once a month this used to happen to me.
I used to crash on a Saturday afternoon and wake up on Sunday night, get dressed, go down the pub and wonder why people were complaning about going to work the following day. :doh:
Not sure about anybody else, but similar stuff goes on when I drive. If for instance I go on a long drive, say Bournemouth to Manchester, I could arrive at Manchester and think - what happened to Birmingham and would have no recollection about driving passed it whatsoever. dunno
Now forgetting where you are in the morning, yep, I do that as well. Quite fortunately most hotel rooms are all the same so finding the loo first thing whilst the brain is not yet engaged is not normally a problem. That was untill one day when I stayed in a stately home, woke up still groggy from the night before, opened the veranda door and promptly took a piss over the balcony and went back to bed. :embarrased:
Not sure if it’s a sign of the times here or what, but to be honest, when I was a kid I could not wait till the school holidays. I was never in, always out doing stuff and loving every minute of it. You hear stories now of kids not looking forward to them because of the boredom factor.
Two of my three girls are always outside playing, with or without me. I suppose it helps as I live in a quiet cul-de-sac. I remember the first times when they wanted to play outside, I used to watch them constantly. Not any more, as I know that I can trust them not to misbehave to badly.
Now, the oldest (14) she is more of a dilemma, as 14 year old girls just do not play, unless of course they forget themselves once in a while and remember that they are still a kid. This year I finally persuaded her to use her pushbike to visit her friends. Of course 14yr old girls don’t do pushbikes, especially not if father has a car. I was crapping myself the first time she rode the 3 miles to her friend’s house. So much so I followed in the car, just to make sure she would be ok.
One week of this, she has persuaded all her mates to dust of their bikes and they go everywhere as a group, she is now never in.
As they all have mobile phones, as long as they keep me updated about where they are and who they are with, I am comfortable.
I don’t think the PS2 has been used once yet (thank god)
My god Steve, it must of been bad - you posted at bloody 4am!!
Although I do force myself to go every 6 months for a check up, it does petrify me every time I go.
I wasn't that bad until a few years ago when my dentist removed 3 of my wisdom teeth in a single sitting. It was absolute hell.
Although my dentist is a great understanding chap it does not affect the dread that I feel every time I go.
Although I do have a friend who adores the dentist. If she has to have any work done, she doesn't even have a local :shock:
Quote by mazandden
i take it its twins?!

Nooooooooooooooooo
It's magic I tell ya biggrin
Ooops , sorry Abilene, I got so caught up in the boots thing that I forgot my manners :doh:
wave wave wave
Hiya and welcome .
I hope you left the nasty wasty wickety witch back in Kansas
Quote by Abilene

This is an awesome site for sexy shoes/boots
My fav right now that I want to get are Seduce 105 or 116

Well, not to sure about the seduce range, but OMG :shock: :shock:
The boots section :shock: :shock:
OMG OMG OMG :twisted: :twisted:
Ahhhh - another wet dream tonight by the look of things redface
Well, I just installed surround sound in my shed, with a huge woofer.
I watched the T-Rex from Jurssic Park and the walls shook. :shock:
Maybe for me – a grand entrance to Radar Love by Golden Earring may be apt, although Green Manalishi With the Two Pronged Crown by Fleetwood Mac is probably more appropriate.
As for others, OMG – there could be a few, but
You Aint Seen Nothing Yet – Bachman Turner Overdrive for Dawnie_mids
Spirit of Radio – Rush for Ian_mids
Man Of A Thousand Faces - Marillion – For Dammie
The Rising – Bruce Springsteen – For Goose
Part of The Furniture – Catatonia – For Jags
She’s Tight – Cheap Trick – for – errrrrr, no – better not go there
Stormbringer – Deep Purple for Dark
The Sage – Emerson Lake and Palmer – For De-Sade
Bad to The Bone – RedHot
Watch Her Ride – Jefferson Airplane – Vodka_babe
You’re the Voice – John Farnham for Angelchat
Turn on Your Receiver – Nazareth – For Sparky
And finally – Crazy Horses – Osmonds – For Medic
Quote by Rod5210
What you also have to remember is that even though people may not complain at the time they will probably tell at least 10 people about the bad service, whereas if they get good service they may tell 1 or 2 people.

Oh so very true - Just a huge shame that some companies, whilst acknowledging that services are important, do bugger all about adequately training the staff
Quote by Rod5210
So do the British complain - Yes but not always to the right person!

Again, I could not agree more, all to often we see jo public raising their voice to someone who really does not care. All they would do is just listen and nod appropriately.
The other thing that we tend to get to involved with is the reason why we complain. Do we complain to get something for free, or do we complain to impart knowledge to the recipient that your experience was not a happy one. Another reason why it's essential to talk to the right person.
Just my opinion, but in the main, the British do seem extremely reserved about receiving poor service in general.
Just by the nature of my job, I spend a lot of time in restaurants and the amount of times I notice a couple on the next table complaining about the food, service or both.
The waitress walks over and asks if everything is ok and what is there reply?
Yes, fine thank you
FFS Why????????
This so bloody gets me riled. So much so, last year a couple had spent 10 minutes telling each other how bad everything was, waitress walks over, they give the usual reply, I stand up, walk over and say my two penneth. I think I embarrassed the guy, because he finally spoke up.
He went to talk to someone and his partner leaned over and thanked me, being completely honest and saying that they would never think about complaining.
Fingers crossed, in the future they would be a bit more vocal when receiving bad service.
Quote by the_Laird
I love giving massages, especially when I have time to do it properly wink
I also absolutely love being massaged although find it hard to relax because I feel it should be me doing the massaging confused

I am exactly the same as this.
I do really love giving a massage, although I don’t have a clue about what I’m doing, but the recipient never seems to mind. That said, I don’t give a massage for a form of foreplay, if anything maybe after the event as a complete form of relaxation. I suppose it depends on the circumstances.
A friend went on a 3 day intensive course in London and said it was fantastic. I reckon I may put my name down for it next year. It would be good to know that I am doing it correctly.
Quote by Darkfire
post it and be damned :

Ahh what a band, a definate classic in the punk era - mind you, never heard "post it" - is it a re-release of a real oldie?
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Quote by poshkate
i've been watching this thread since it started to see what peoples views were etc
its interesting because it not only addresses the topic of litter.......but also that of violence towards offenders.......
this thread has also made me think of a recent expierence that shocked me somewhat........the other day sheddy and i went for a walk at a local national trust place........as we knew it was a bit of a walk we had ahead we took a couple of cans of pop with us........once we were mid way we sat down and drank above mentioned pop.........then picked up our cans and carried on.........all was fine until we walk into the woods and find a group of kids having a bbq in the middle of the woods.........on one of the hottest days of the year.......i couldnt believe it............unfortunately there were no rangers around when we got back to the car park but luckily it appears they didnt burn the place down.........
but as for that level of aggression i think its wrong to do so whatever the circumsance.........not only because i disagree about tha level of violence but also because i think the first way to approach a situation would be better in a calmer more reasoning sense.......
and as an after thought..............we have children living under the poverty line in the uk...........but we're all more worried about litter..........
confused

Sorry Posh, I have no idea if it’s because I am in a foul mood tonight or what, but I do question your comments this evening. It’s not often I bleat on here, but tonight well, it’s an exception.
Firstly, you mention kids having a bbq in the woods. So?
What that has to do with litter. I have no idea, but it sounds like a presumption that the kids were not responsible.
Certainly, in some areas of forestry commission land, bbq’s no matter what the weather, are allowed as long as they are the correct type and are controlled.
Again, it could be presumed that by mentioning the fact that this was kids having a bbq they are not responsible for keeping it safe and clearing up after themselves.
Secondly, sorry did I miss something?
Was it mentioned that poverty was more important than litter?
If you have an issue with poverty then submit a thread, this one was about litter, and up to a point, the extent of physical violence.
There are far too many points of issue in the world today to say that one is more important than another.
The only thing that I will agree with you on is the level of violence in the act of reprimand. I for one, although finding the thought of litter abhorrent, find that any form of violence to deal with the issue is, its itself, not condoned it any way whatsoever.
2 mini scotch eggs for me
Actually thats not just tea, thats all day
One for breakfast, one for tea
Quote by Dawn_Mids
We have some nasty wooden panelling in the hall which I have wanted to take down since we moved in. You could come and do it for me dunno

Would that be for 6 or 8 years Dawnie rolleyes
Quote by goose35
Is it true that some women on the back of bikes get stimulated like using a vibrator :shock:
My mate said it is. He said it's the engine vibrations.
Is he winding me up dunno

No :twisted:
That makes it more urgent to get my licence the doen's it lol
Bugger the license Goose, I just gotta get a bike with a big back seat :shock: