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BallouBear
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BallouBear
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Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Got a shag yet?? lol

No not yet sad
Maybe I should use djf85 lines? Will l get one then? Will l???? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :giggle:
wave wave wave wave wave
I'm over here MrsBeds - If you use one of those lines I will be dashing up the M1 as fast as my little feet will carry me ......................
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BallouBear
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Huge apologies for being so late with this.
I reckon I must be getting old, I finally got home yesterday, had a glass of wine and fell asleep, obviously I can’t take the pace like I used to! confused
It really was a fantastic munch, the venue, albeit elusive, was great, the music was brilliant and the bar was cheap – what more can you ask for – ahh yes people.
And what a fantastic crowd attended.
A huge huge thank you to NaughtyWiganCouple and GingerJo for organising this – I still don’t understand how both of you always appeared to calm and serene with your phone going of every 5 mins . Brilliant, the both of you, just brilliant. biggrin
Huge thanks to Ice and Kaz for my badge – just loooove the artwork.
I am usually a bit shy at these things and when I do start to have a natter, most of it is mumbles, so to those who did suffer my inane meanderings thank you.
Mr and Mrs LindaXXX – what can I say, such a lovely couple. Mr LindaXXX, you really must get Mrs to get you sorted on here and to Mrs, the effort it took to keep my eyes focused on your face was a strain, I did lapse every now and again, but I hope you didn’t notice. rolleyes
Sierra and Grimpol – just wow, what a brilliant couple, I did try not to drool – honest I did. sillyhwoar:
AngelChat – Ahhhh beautiful as ever with a voice to match – even if one or two words were a little slurry – the effect was still the same,
Fabio – Always a pleasure mate, great conservationist, with what would appear to be an incredible memory – you remembered my name!!
Sarah – It did not matter what you wore, you looked stunning. Given a choice, the sequined top just edged it for me. It was wonderful to see you again, I was a bit shocked that you recognised me as this time I was fully clothed.
Steve and Shireen mids – met you guys earlier this year and thought what a great couple – still applies, 2 of the nicest people anyone could wish to meet.
Phredd – It’s a small world!! Nuff said!
Ian_mids – saw you in a new light matey – well a basque. Such a top guy who is in dire need of a waxing!
Dawnie – There are no words that are capable of describing what a wonderful lady you are. A true friend with a heart of gold. Probably suffered my mutterings more than most – so I will have to add – patient!
To everyone else who I very briefly said hi to eg Postie thanks guys, it was, without a doubt, one of the best munches I have ever been to.
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Ahhh, an ideal oppertunity to talk about my shed - definately my biggest hobby for the last two years. Problem is that it's no longer a hobby as I have just finished building it.
However, the good news is that I can now concentate on my two other hobbies. The biggest one - designing, building and launching rockets - all sorts of rockets.
Secondly, kites - I have this fascination with being dragged along, arms being pulled out of their sockets, ahhhhhh what fun
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Quote by Dawn_Mids

MMMMMMMMM wow HLB
Does seem that you are all alone.
I think what we need to spice this thread up a bit more is ...................
DAWNIE.......
So come on Dawnie, don't let HLB be all by herself, she needs your moral support

Sod off mad
:lol2:
Guys and maybe NN, anyone want to join me in the new SH chant
Dawnie, Dawnie, show us your pics Dawnie
pics Dawnie pics :twisted:
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

I want to see some girls all lathered up and naked HLB :rascal:

Well here's my contribution.

Any more girlies joining in ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MMMMMMMMM wow HLB
Does seem that you are all alone.
I think what we need to spice this thread up a bit more is ...................
DAWNIE.......
So come on Dawnie, don't let HLB be all by herself, she needs your moral support
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
just a quick update,
had a e-mail back from M&S and they say they have NOT discontinued this product and are very sorry if youve been mis informed . It should be in all stores.
i do have the bar code if anyone wanted it to take in a query this.
xxx lou xxxx

Fem - your an angel - popped into M&S in Glasgow and drooled.
Now, as I am in a hotel, I have no way of heating it up, my portable microwave is shagged.
What's a guy to do. Sat here staring at the little wonder thinking well, I could have it cold .......... rolleyes
I could run downstairs and leave it on the car engine for a while ......
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Quote by RedHot
Some things are best kept as a fantasy imho confused
Tracy-Jayne

Ahem (clears throat), ummmm Tracy, not always .................
If ever your fingers feel like texting ............... :twisted:
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Brilliant, just brilliant.
One of the best posts that I have read in a very long while.
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Quote by Angel Chat
:bounce: Blatant bump... biggrin
Anyone else going or will he and I just be keeping each other entertained all night dunno :lol2:

Well as you bumped!
As few peeps have replied on here I think it only fair that you post the pics on here to show everybody what a great time you had :twisted:
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Quote by couple_ne2000
Just us two then!!
Ok - will make this one a bit harder
Invented the Original Swinger back in 1894

King of the swingers, Rudyard Kipling (clue was too easy rolleyes )
correct
ok going of in a sulk now!! Took me bloody ages to think of that!
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Just us two then!!
Ok - will make this one a bit harder
Invented the Original Swinger back in 1894
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Quote by couple_ne2000
I was born in San Fransisco on 9th July 1965

Courtney Love
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Quote by couple_ne2000
God I hate this bit!
Ok - hows about
Started in a happy band (cryptic clue)
Popped his clogs September 25th 1980

John Bonham
Correct - that was just to quick!!!!
Your turn
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BallouBear
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God I hate this bit!
Ok - hows about
Started in a happy band (cryptic clue)
Popped his clogs September 25th 1980
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Quote by couple_ne2000
I was born in Stoke on Trent on Christmas eve,1945.

Ahhh a hero named
Ian Fraser Kilmister
aka Lemmy of Hawkwind and Motorhead fame
as a guess.................
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If you open the freezer door you could have an ice rink - get some people round, charge on the door and whay heyyy, sure fire money making escapade.
Just trying to cheer you up in your hour of need biggrin
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Quote by Darkfire
I got thrown out of Sunday School for this one -
If 'God' made the world, who made 'God'?
If God created all known living things etc etc etc, then who created the 'entity' that made everything else in the first place?
dunno

Thanks Darkfire you just gave me a headache thinking about that one!
I always wondered, if you were plummeting to earth in a lift and you jumped, just before reaching the bottom, would you still end up looking like mush?
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Can't remember if I had confirmed or not.
No?
Well maybe I did
Yes I did - I remember now - I wondered why I had that hotel room booked rolleyes
I wonder if the hotel puts me in room 101?
I will most definately be there.
Can't wait
Oohh and a few of these just to amuse myself
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
But please continue, its distracting me from my work that I really hate at the moment sad

Oh Dawnie - so if I get a shower installed in my shed will you come round and do the honours???????? :twisted:
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Ahhh Tracey
A massive HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
I had a large pressie all lined up ready to deliver but work called ........
It could wait till next year, although it may get a bit crusty. Tell you what - maybe an early Xmas pressie is in order :twisted:
You have tons and tons of fun hump :twisted: on this, your special day
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Really makes you think this one – first time for everything I suppose
I am not going to even go there with the kid’s thing as they are my world.
A little old lady was still alive after she fell into the north sea in winter
My mate would not have suffered a broken leg after I knocked him over
Helped a mate get over alcoholism and get on with his life
A few people who would have been far happier had they not met me
Scared the shit out of a girl with my driving
Would not have had to sack someone (hated doing that)
No shed at the bottom of my garden
All those gnomes would still have had a home
All the bells at my old school would still have been working rolleyes
OMG – bugger if someone at my old school is on here ……………….
redface
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh come on guys - after going through 30,000 members she was bound to get one right........... eventually rolleyes

Well thats your Coffee spat in next time you call in :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
*To smug to mention the hardon scale of 1 - 10 in public :smug:
Dearest Dawnie - a 10 every time I stare into your ..................... eyes
Avator, avator - what avator?
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Quote by HornyRed
So, who sits in a garden like this ??

Davej dunno
Yes :shock:
Bloody hell, I got one :eeek:
:bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well done wink
Oh come on guys - after going through 30,000 members she was bound to get one right........... eventually rolleyes
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Sarah is correct folks Teeside_ben is legally number 30,000 and not Mr Bonzo. lol
Mr Bonzo your prize may have to be returned to Sarah but you may keep ALL the Welcomes and Good wishes.
phredd

Oi Fred - I sent him the keys to that Porche as I thought that was the prize. Can I have those back as well please. rolleyes
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Quote by Devon1
Have you got a Doo Dah band confused:
Er there again maybe your not old enough to understand that biggrin
Congratulations on helping us complete this milestone lol
:welcome:

smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Naughty Devon - you beat me to it
bolt
Wanders off, pondering the eternal question - what did happen to that urban spacemen .........
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