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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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Quote by Sexysteph
Hi Celestria
Grab the wine and a glass and settle in for a long stay lol
Steph biggrin

Does that mean the sun is over the yardarm? (or something like that)
12 noon and Steph wants a drinking buddy already rolleyes
Welcome Celestria, I hope you have tons and tons of fun on here.
Quote by Vicky_uk
Always have a pot of it on the window ledge babes
dog cant cock a leg up that high

why is it that women always have the simplest solutions?
I was just in the process of knocking up a surrounding wall, covered with some netting and a solar powered sprinkler unit. confused
Quote by Vicky_uk
who else still makes their own mint sauce?

cool me me me me me
redface
Well I used to - up until the time my dog pissed on my bed of mint rolleyes
sort of put me off after that.
Dawnie - did I say scrumptious as well? - no? - Well scrumptious as well
Quote by Dawn_Mids
You should know by now, I will get you back so very easily :kick:
Dawn...............
*off to think of the many ways I can have a dig at Manolishi :rascal:

Ooohh Dawnie - does this mean a bundle???
:boxing:
Possibly wrestling? - maybe with some mud thrown in - or possibly custard? I can do that home made as well :happy:
Dawnie - love you dearly you cute sexy lady you
redface
Reminds me of a time years ago when I was in a nightclub with a few friends. We had just seen Hot Gossip perform and they were having a drink. I was dared to go up to one of them and ask for a dance.
30 feet away I strutted over full of confidence
20 feet away I saw their stockings
19 feet away I tripped
10 feet away I slowed
5 feet away I started to blush
I just stood in front of this young lady, mouth agape, completely dumbstruck.
Very fortunately this girl, seeing my mates jeering from 30 feet away, looked up to me, smiled and asked if I would like a dance.
Ahhh the memories.
Such a shame that the song was not 10cc I’m Not In Love, but was in fact “The Hippy Hippy Shake”
Talk about coincidences!
I was just about to update my blog with yesterday’s antics and saw this.
I had a fab day yesterday – the type that Sunday’s were made for.
Stuck the roast beef on, roast potatoes, etc etc – then down the pub for a few jars.
Got back, finished off the home made yorkshire’s, popped the veg on and served up for 8 friends. (popped the home made bit in for Dawnie)
Cleared the plates away and supped wine with excellent conversation thrown in.
Ahh heaven – you just can’t beat a traditional British Sunday.
Pub followed by Sunday Roast
Quote by Angel Chat
Hi Jo, please will you put me as a provisional for this. I need to talk nice to my ex about it but he's away at the mo. Will let you know one way or the other next week smile

You better get there - it must be about time that I met the famous Angel :shock:
Quote by davej

I know there are going to be a million and one questions flying about, please feel free to post below. However, please try to limit your post to one per person for the first day, I will answer as quickly and as clearly as I can,
Elliot. biggrin

Elliot just a quickie whilst there is a bit of a lull,
I'm looking to make a lemon meringue pie this evening, but have always failed in the past. The meringue never seems to come out light, stiff and crisp, it generally ends up very thin and still a bit wet. Do you think the problem is in the preperation of the egg whites alone, or do you think that there might also be a problem with cooking temperature? dunno

Aha
Finally someone has the balls to ask the really tricky questions.
Good on ya Dave.
I may know the answer, but I aint telling rolleyes
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
:doh:
And I specifically didn't say a new Hawnie Dawnie.
btw - might this mean I can have my old avatar back ???????????????????? bolt
Or would you prefer I kept the shower pic Dawnie ??????????

*Phew
So pleased you're still happy with me Dammie kiss
You missed Horny Dawnie today, I have behaved all day, the chatroom was safe. Not too sure about this evening though :rascal: :giggle:
As for your picture, you know I luurrve the shower pics sillyhwoar:
Have you really behaved all day Dawn? Hmmmmmmmmmm :bounce:
Mrs Beds - I tend to agree - will give her the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe, possibly, for a couple of minutes when she awoke - maybe thats when she DID behave .........
Quote by davej
I suppose my only surprise is that....people are surprised :shock: was there really that kind of naivity around that folk thought the place would plod on forever without a commercial gain being made or being sought?....surely not.
Like everyone else I can only guess at events, but if you guess at a site starting out in a small way, with the owners not really knowing how it would grow and form itself, but then finding perhaps to thier surprise that the time and effort and I will also guess at a bit of cost as well, has made it grow into something that is much bigger than they envisaged and into something that now has a workload thats seriously impinging on life and a commercial value that can't be ignored, what would you do?...yep sell it! and why not. What the hell is so wrong about realising a worth on something you own and deciding to take that worth to provide for you and your own, cos I'm buggered if I can find fault in that.
So now there are new owners and those owners are going to try and make a shilling or two with thier new purchase. They have made thier initial announcement and already a few sticks and stones have been chucked over the walls at em. commercialism, greed, scammers, blah, blah, blah, well so what, someone sees an opening, sees an oppurtunity to add to thier existing business does the leg work splashes out the dosh and thats ohhh so wrong?....eerm no it isnt, its real life, you might not like it but thats pretty much how the world works, someone puts in the work, some starting capital and a business is born and on the back of that with a bit of luck comes a copper or two, ohhh and that terrible word as well....shall I say it?...shall I? ..go on then say it.....PROFIT.
Change can often be unpallatable, we all like the comfort of what we know, but change is ineviatable in nearly everything we do, touch and get involved in, sometimes for the better sometimes for the worse, but as sure as eggs are eggs it is with us all.
I ain't trying to piss on peoples concerns, but thus far its been said that the existing membership is gonna be uneffected, sort of tuped over and thats fine by me and if the time comes that the place changes into something that I don't like, or into something I can't afford, then I will open that same door that I opened when I walked into the place...the one marked 'free' and gently shut it behind me.
Best of luck to the old owners and best of luck to the new.

Once again DaveJ has echoed my sentiments exactly.
Cheers Dave, saved my fingers doing the work, plus you are far more eloquant than I
I can’t really add much to this, but also wanted to give my thanks to Mark. We have to realise that the place will never be the same again – change is inevitable.
But it was Mark who put it together in the first place and brought us together, for that alone he has my sincere gratitude.
I chatted to people who have become firm friends
I partied
I fell in love
I had my heart broken
I had my world torn apart
I played
I changed, sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse
I laughed
I cried
All this would not have been possible without SH and the effort that Mark put into creating a world for us all. So a huge thank you Mark.
I don’t agree with what has been done and the manner which it was done, but at this moment it’s not important to this thread.
What is important is that you realise how happy you have made a lot of people over the years.
Quote by Angel Chat
I'll come with you lol lol

Errrr could we have a play on those words beforehand? Or do we save that for the plane? wink
I think I have just done it.
Was a bit down last night, but was cheered up immensly by a wonderful lady on here.
So first thing this morning on a whim and a credit card booked a holiday to Las Vegas flying back via New York.
Will worry about the expense when I have come to my senses ....................
Well there certainly has been some classics as Hary as pointed out - he also has covered off most of the adds biggrin
Errr Harry, some people collect porn films, some people collect stamps, errr you? You collect TV adverts????
Be afraid - be very afraid biggrin biggrin biggrin
Anyway - from the funny ones two stick out - Cadburys Smash with the tin aliens (although I thought the product was one of the most disgusting things that has ever been in my mouth)
The original Youv'e Been Tangoed ads (shame they got banned)
And from a sheer classic perspective, the Guinness add featering the white stallions and an old geezer surfing
Quote by Vix
Manolishi? I hope you're still buying drinks for that man! Regardless of his no longer being your boss/living hundreds of miles away/being dead. He deserves it.

But of course! I still send him a Christmas Card every year -
OMG hope non of the coppers are swingers .......................... :shock:
Well not to sure if I should post this as it was a tad embarrassing, but …….
A number of years ago when I was an apprentice electrician I was working in a large M&S store.
There I was, with the gaffer installing extra power in a room with no windows. Obviously bored with this I started to look around and saw a little red button. As a stared at it, it looked back “press me press me” it was saying – “go on you know you want to”.
Temptation getting the better of me, pressed I did. Bugger me, but nothing happened – nothing at all. Bloody thing must be broken, so I pressed again, still nothing.
As the gaffer shouted over saying something along the lines of get on with your work you lazy git, I forgot the button and continued with my work.
Well about 5 minutes later some burly policemen came rushing up the stairs and burst into the room.
They looked at me
I looked at them
They looked at the button
I looked at the button
My gaffer looked at the button
They looked at me
I looked at the floor
“Who pressed that bloody button” said a 6foot high copper whilst sweating profusely
Gaffer looks at me
I look at the floor rolleyes
“Who pressed that bloody button” repeated the copper, the sweat now dripping off his forehead – cheeks flushed, giving him that demonic look
“It must be an electrical fault” said my gaffer.
God I got a bollocking for that one. redface
It turned out that the store had immediately shut – two fire engines, 1 ambulance and an abundance of police had arrived in response to someone pressing the panic button in the cash counting office.
Probably the only time I pressed a particular button and actually had a response (think about that one)
:twisted:
Quote by Lindaxxx
usually nothing....but if i do its always a thong..
and i prefer men in boxers.. biggrin
Lindaxxx

Oh Linda
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I always wear boxers.
roll on the Wigan munch :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
As I sell the pins with help from Dambuster and one or two others.
I consider it my right to open the packet and pin it on the purchaser, so I am first in the que............... no ifs or buts...........sorry the rest of you can just go to the bar and leave us to it........ lol lol lol

Sarah,
you wonderful, sexy, kind hearted, lovely etc etc woman you
How's about if I can convince her to buy two? wink
Maybe you could dive in for the right and me the left.
Ummm, no hang on, would that work as I am right handed. We may get really mixed up and pin them to each other. Oohhh the mind boggles
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ooohh me first, me first, me first.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I bagsy front of the queue.
Dawnie, buy you two drinks if I am on the list first. Not telling you what the first drink will be for :twisted:
Lastly - it wernt me who hijacked this thread
bolt
Boo Fellow Munchers :shock:
I am booked into the 6th hotel on the list.
I would probably be arriving by about 3pm so will probably get a tad bored before the munch.
If anyone else is staying at the same location and they fancy a drink prior to it starting mybe we could all get together?
Apart from anything else - maybe the possibilities exist to share a cab?
Quote by Saddlehugger
I have been reading SH for the last couple of days with great interest, and have plucked up the courage to say 'Hi' biggrin
I am a married lady, who is very interesed in the swinging scene.........but my husband is very reluctant. So for the moment, I will have to stick to fantasy - although I mayjust be able to persuade him, given time and BJ's :twisted:
That's it - that's me.

I have to be honest and say that I don't normally say hi to peeps on here - don't know why, just never seem to do it.
One thing that does amuse me is the names that people come up with.
Saddlehugger - that has just got to be one of the best names that I have seen anywhere - A huge well done from me - brilliant - just brilliant.
I am just going off now to ponder what name Hubby will use if he joins ...........
Anyway - ummm before I forget
Hi - and welcome to the wonderful world that is SH
Quote by rogerthedragon
I have a feeling that if it was by touch I would be much to distracted to care about real or fake. lol (Maybe a new SH party game!)

Roger - Best idea I have seen in ages - 5 gold stars to you, especially with the Wigan munch coming up.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well Dawnie - if you ever want to try and emulate ............................. :twisted:

Manolishi I can always take the odd picture of you by a sign post naked if you want dunno
What you doing tomorrow night :rascal: :lol2:
Not quite what I had in mind - was thinking more of Tiddlywink Lane, you know the one, it runs through that quaint village Tiddlywink Bottom
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bloody excellent - Well done you 3 kiss

Well Dawnie - if you ever want to try and emulate ............................. :twisted:
Wandering of now to see if AngelChat wants to join in .................... rolleyes
Quote by Angel Chat
Maybe me being naïve, but how’s about just telling them the truth that it was just a small cock up?

rolleyes Sounds like the story of my life rolleyes
:grin: Not really, just made me laugh :grin:
mmmmmmmm I did wonder who would pick up on that little ditty - why did I think of only two people -
:twisted:
Angel - you beat the other person I was thinking of rolleyes
I wonder if that means you are the naughtier of the two!!!!
Maybe me being naïve, but how’s about just telling them the truth that it was just a small cock up?
Quote by Number 1
I know that us guys do, but do you ladies really compare notes on the guys and rate performance, ability, ingenuity and all the other stuff that make up a good fuck

Err "Us Guys" - bit of a generalism.
I for one never have and never will and for the women who have rated me in the past, I don't give a fuck if they have or haven't.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Manolishi dunno

Naughty naughty Dawnie
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
You know mine has a window ................
Quote by Darkfire
:shock: blimey, read that fine, so maybe I dont need as much alcohol at Marcuso's tomorrow as I thought! :shock:

Ah but Darkfire how would it read if you were pissed?
Howsabout, purely for research purposes you get wrecked at Marcuso's, re-read the above and report back.
All in the name of science of course rolleyes
Quote by treasurechest

Well blow me down with a feather and call me paper clip.
Treasure I need to know where you were last night. I woke this morning and decided to file my last 3 years worth of BT bills that have been lying on the floor for well ummm nearly 3 years would you believe.
So, I reckon you must have started to file before me cos no way would I have started as a whim. Therefore, putting 2 and 2 together and getting 69, I must have caught this from you. Probably transmitted via an unknown telepathic link that has the ability to mutate this virus - why I hear you ask has it mutated? - Cos I filed in a box file and you used a ring binder.
So I suppose the question is - where did you catch it from ................

Ok so if we are both suffering from this same malise, and we are so far apart, never even talked to each other before, i fear that the only comon factor can be SwingingHeaven (remeber SexSteph also admited to having the same symptons)!!!!!
Should we can the public health department and inform them that this site is spreading some dreadful germ?
Quick quick, contact them now. We need medical help
Or a therapist
Here I am looking at a pile of bank statements and my fingers are twitching wildly.
Beads of sweat are forming, my pulse is racing, shall I, shouldn't I,
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bolt
If I'me not back in an hour it's because I got carried away with my paper clips ..............