Ok you lot,
I wonder if anyone can make sense of this. Just another one of those fascinating facts.
Now I am not sure if alcohol would actually help or not?
Here we go then:
Olny srmat poelpe can.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
So at the end of the day - do spelling mistakes matter that much?
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BallouBear
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Quote by treasurechest
Today I have had a very strong and primevil hurge to file !!!
I have found lots of papers, that have happily been sitting in a heap (well 2 or 3 heaps actually) new homes in ring binders!!
Now question is, is this an illness and is it sexualy or otherewise, transmited (if it is then at least I can blame someone else)
Does anyone else suffer from this affliction? Should I try to book an appointemnt with my GP or will the disease pass before I get to see him a week on Thursday?
Comments please
Well blow me down with a feather and call me paper clip.
Treasure I need to know where you were last night. I woke this morning and decided to file my last 3 years worth of BT bills that have been lying on the floor for well ummm nearly 3 years would you believe.
So, I reckon you must have started to file before me cos no way would I have started as a whim. Therefore, putting 2 and 2 together and getting 69, I must have caught this from you. Probably transmitted via an unknown telepathic link that has the ability to mutate this virus - why I hear you ask has it mutated? - Cos I filed in a box file and you used a ring binder.
So I suppose the question is - where did you catch it from ................
No way can I watch horror films, the blood and gore stuff scares the crap out of me. Even my kids take the piss when I jump occasionally while watching Lost!
However, I do tend to forget them fairly quickly thank god. That is with one exception
Jaws
Yes I know, not really a blood and gore film, but even now, I hesitate when paddling in the sea. As soon as I dip my little pinkie in the water that music starts in my head
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However, I do tend to forget them fairly quickly thank god. That is with one exception
Jaws
Yes I know, not really a blood and gore film, but even now, I hesitate when paddling in the sea. As soon as I dip my little pinkie in the water that music starts in my head
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Manolishi you're off my snog list
Sorry but it is one of the most disgusting things you could ever eat
Ah but Dawnie - I bought my extra special toothbrush just for those moments.
Although if ever I could convince Angel Chat for a snog I could always carry a toaster, butter and a large jar of Marmite in the boot of the car............. :twisted:
Well I ain’t had a whine in a while so…………….
I was chatting to a lady a couple of weeks ago on msn. During our conversation she just happened to mention that her kids PS2 was broken. She was saying that it breaks at least once a year and it cost’s her £50 to get in repaired by Sony, not something she can easily afford.
My am I whining, well basically because Sony seem to be making a bloody fortune from these repairs when most of the time the units are just dusty.
It ended up that I asked her to buy some basic stuff to repair it herself (small screwdriver, can of air etc).
Well last night, she fixed it herself. It took less than ten minutes. I did talk her through it while I watched her progress on cam (which was fun).
Just a shame she didn’t get naked after the repair – maybe if I worked up to a tv?....................
Anyway – back to the gripe – I just wish that these absurd charges could be wavered somehow if the units are just dusty
End of gripe!
I was chatting to a lady a couple of weeks ago on msn. During our conversation she just happened to mention that her kids PS2 was broken. She was saying that it breaks at least once a year and it cost’s her £50 to get in repaired by Sony, not something she can easily afford.
My am I whining, well basically because Sony seem to be making a bloody fortune from these repairs when most of the time the units are just dusty.
It ended up that I asked her to buy some basic stuff to repair it herself (small screwdriver, can of air etc).
Well last night, she fixed it herself. It took less than ten minutes. I did talk her through it while I watched her progress on cam (which was fun).
Just a shame she didn’t get naked after the repair – maybe if I worked up to a tv?....................
Anyway – back to the gripe – I just wish that these absurd charges could be wavered somehow if the units are just dusty
End of gripe!
Well i once drove 500 miles to see a friend in Glasgow. Got up at 3:30am drove up there, had coffee, a damn fine chat, more coffee, a peck on the cheek goodbye then drove 350 miles to a business meeting - stopping every hour for a leak cos I had drunk to much coffee.
Was it worth it?
Absolutely. It was great conversation with a very witty and charming lady.
Was it worth it?
Absolutely. It was great conversation with a very witty and charming lady.
Quote by Steve_Mids
Not going to ask the obvious one cos I'm shy!
What exactly *is* the obvious one? C'mon, don't be such a wuss man, spit it out :P
T-J
When does he get a shag I suppose TJ
tsk tsk Steve Nooooooooooo
TJ - Twister - you can't beat a good game of Twister and now that your back is ok, well I was thinking that you could now reach those hard to get places.
Now that Steve has put ideas into my head .......
If we get bored .......................
Fancy a shag
Hiya,
Call me naive but I am a little confused.
Is this an actual munch or a party?
It's just that as this is being held at a members only location, would not a bunch of non members at said location be a compramise to the club? For instance if you had numerous responses how would everyone get signed in?
Sorry to sound confused, but purely looking for clarification.
I realise that this must just be me as a mod has made no comment, but to others it may be important.
If it was purely a munch, rather than a "munch style event" then it sounds like fun so please count me in.
Cheers
Call me naive but I am a little confused.
Is this an actual munch or a party?
It's just that as this is being held at a members only location, would not a bunch of non members at said location be a compramise to the club? For instance if you had numerous responses how would everyone get signed in?
Sorry to sound confused, but purely looking for clarification.
I realise that this must just be me as a mod has made no comment, but to others it may be important.
If it was purely a munch, rather than a "munch style event" then it sounds like fun so please count me in.
Cheers
Quote by RedHot
We're back in the saddle so to speak
After a break of two months (following my op) we went out last night for a drink with a guy who replied to our ad, and before we'd finished our first drink, we decided to nip out to a local wooded area and . . . :twisted:
With an audience too, it made for quite a long and interesting evening, so thank you to him and also to the guys who joined us for gently easing me back into things :P
Tracy-Jayne
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh a big well done you. It's absolutely superb news that you are now recovered and obvioulsy raring to go :twisted:
Ummm so when do I get my invite for coffee?
When do we have a bbq?
When do we have drinks?
Not going to ask the obvious one cos I'm shy!
Honest TJ, really brilliant news
:beer: :beer:
Quote by lancyuk
which causes the most damage? i guess you would think drinking?
once home i managed to get into bed and think i must have fallen asleep with my phone in my hand.....in my sleep i managed to delete anyone whos name was from a-d in my phone book and also to ring about 8 people.l
Ahh commiserations Lancy, know exactly where you are coming from.
Reminds me of the time when I promised to phone a lady for an ummm more explicit phone conversation.
I had just driven 400 miles, arrived at the hotel, grabbed a quick pint, up to the room, finished my drink while I unpacked, and settled down to phone her.
It went something like:
Me: Hi, how are you feeling?
Her: Horny as hell (slight buzzing sounds in the background)
Me: Close your eyes and imagine me next to you
Her: Sounds good, you close your eyes as well
Me: Tell me what you thinking right now
Her: You next to me, skin on skin, your lips on mine, you cock pressing up against me, my legs apart, waiting for you to take me ……
Me. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Loud sounds of snoring cos I do snore bloody loudly as some can attest to
Her: Oi, are you still there
Her: (louder) have you fallen asleep?
Her (Screaming) wake up you bastard
Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Her: You fucking wanker
Quote by Chardonnay
Space dust or something: They still sell it but im unsure what its called now
:bounce: :bounce:
Chardonnay - my hero - oops heroin
Yeah - that was it Space Dust.
They still sell it??
Right I'm off to scour the shelves - I need to stick some in my ear and reminisce
I'm not even going to go there with the coffee creams, that just makes my blood boil ...
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RedHot another heroin -
Ahhhh fond memories ............
I can't remember the name of it, but there were those tiny sweets that used to like explode on your tongue - like a snap crackle and pop thing. I haven't seen them around in years unfortunately.
I remember the days when I used to pop a couple into my ear and listen closlely as they used to go bang ............
Not sure why I did that to be honest, just seemed a good idea at the time ..........
I can't remember the name of it, but there were those tiny sweets that used to like explode on your tongue - like a snap crackle and pop thing. I haven't seen them around in years unfortunately.
I remember the days when I used to pop a couple into my ear and listen closlely as they used to go bang ............
Not sure why I did that to be honest, just seemed a good idea at the time ..........
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ahh Dawn - If only I had known you would have been at the bus stop that night - that bench looks the perfect height ..........................
Perfect height for what Manolishi :rascal: :lol2:
Its not that far away from us............wonder what the weather will be doing next time you pop in for coffee :giggle:
Tiddlywinks
less strain on the back when you are up higher.
Ok so next time I pop in, I supply the Tiddly you supply the Wink and away we gooooooooooooooo :twisted:
Wonder if it will be raining? Hey, hope so, the bus shelter may get a bit crowded and we can all play.
Not sure if I will have enough Tiddly's but fingers crossed their will be an ample supply of Winks :shock:
Quote by RedHot
I do totally agree with RedHot's comments, but then I would, I would hate to suffer the wrath of TJ
:shock: Oi! What's that supposed to mean? There are plenty who would lurve a good tongue lashing from me mate
I don't suffer fools gladly, but you know deep down I'm just a softy
Quote by Manolishi
How exactly would it run? Would a munch organisor reply in the munch thread to say that no, so and so can't come because he/she did not attend so and so event. Surely that is naming and shaming in a way?
Whilst I agree with a list for no-shows, I just think that the rules governing it's use would have to be strictly controlled.
I don't imagine for one minute people on a list would be mentioned on a forum thread.
Both Dawn and Jags have offered to compile such a list, but it would appear that it would probably be done privately in conjunction with supplied lists of no-shows from munch organisers, if it gets to go ahead at all.
Some have openly named themselves as no-shows it is true, but that is their prerogative. They have not been forced into doing so, nor had the choice of annonimity taken away from them. Publicly naming and shaming is not what this is all about.
It is simply about trying to help munch/social organisers cut back the dead wood and give them a firm vantage point in the form of a list which would consist of people who were *more likely* to turn up than not.
With anything in life, there are no guarantees, but it stands to reason, if a member has been a no-show/no contact on more than one occasion, he/she will do it again and again.
All this could be avoided however, if only people were more honest and well mannered, but to some, hiding behind a screen and winding people up seems to give their menial little lives some purpose. It's pathetic.
Manners cost absolutely NOTHING, but seem to be viewed as no longer necessary by a lot of people today
T-J
Well as much I would like to disagree, for the sole purposes of getting a tongue lashing from TJ - I can't.
Can I have a tongue lashing anyway? :twisted: :twisted:
Don't get me wrong, I am not disagreeing with a list, I am just saying we have to be careful how we use it.
Quote by MikeC
jesus lol some of us still rely on A-Zs i was at the london mini munch and relied on a A-Z to get me from a friends house back home.
MikeC
Mike oh Mike - so seventies
I have the A-Z on my PDA, linked into GPS, so even when walking about London I don't get lost.
I have had SatNav in the car for about 5 years, the latest actually coming as standrad on the car. I would never be without it. The snazzier ones that link into TrafficMaster and will give you real time info on traffic jams are superb. All in all, SatNav has saved me hours either driving about lost or sitting in a queue of traffic not knowing an alternative route.
Technology being what it is, it won't be long before every car comes with Sat Nav, blue tooth enabled etc etc.
Remember the days when air con in a car was only available for the rich? Those days are long gone, so it wont be long, with mass production, that cars are produced as standard with SatNav.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Well i think this just about sums up why only known people and people who can be vouched usually get munch invites, so many newbies moan they do not get invites and say you have to be part of the incroud to get in, then you go and invite them and they don't show, i recon dawns idea is a good one everytime you get a no show PM a mod black list the ones who keep not turning up.
Not much to add here, but just a couple of comments. I honestly don't think that this is solely restricted to a newbie issue, I think that has been confirmed by previous posts to this thread. There has been some very regular posters on here that still fail to attend.
I do totally agree with RedHot's comments, but then I would, I would hate to suffer the wrath of TJ
My only concern would be how this list was handled. Once we start to do lists, would it just end there, or would this just be the start of many lists?
How exactly would it run? Would a munch organisor reply in the munch thread to say that no, so and so can't come because he/she did not attend so and so event. Surely that is naming and shaming in a way?
Whilst I agree with a list for no-shows, I just think that the rules governing it's use would have to be strictly controlled.
Just my two-penneth
Quote by Dino
Totally agree mate.
I lived on the canals for 7 years in th 1990s and saw most of my favourite "drinking" pubs slowly transform themselves into beer gardened, fake oak beamed, plastic menu`d, pub grub, all day breakfast, sunday roast for bloody nine, kids eat free, bollocky load a shite
You cant find a decent drinkers pub these days, you know the ones, they sell beer n fags n if your hungry, you can dine on delicious roasted peanuts, served on a bed of plastic wrapper, enveloped in a sprinkle of salt
Oh so well put.
I am not even going to go there with the smoking thing, but the food thing .......
When I first moved to the New Forest 20 years ago I had loads of friendly drinking establishments. Over the years the majority most have been taken over by the larger breweries and transformed into eating establishments first, pub second. It is obvioulsy done for the profit, after all there is a lot of money to be made down here during the tourist season.
None of these transformed pubs have any pub atmosphere so the locals rarely use them, unless they have visitors and go out for a meal.
I like to walk into a pub, instantly know who the landlord/landlady is and be served a well kept pint. In so many of these managed houses the landlord doesn't stand out, he is just a bystander.
We have one pub left which is still family owned. A superb pub with a great landlady and lock ins. The only trouble is it is about 6 miles away - bloody long way to walk when your pissed and you have spent your last £5 on more beer rather than save it for a cab home ......
Well not really sure if this will run or not – however…..
While browsing through some old files I came across some old pictures that brought back some fond memories.
It started me to wonder if everyone has there own favourite erotic image? If we look back over the years there has been some classic’s – for instance the image of the girl scratching her bum in a tennis outfit.
Well how’s about we submit these classics in this space?
Please don’t misunderstand me here, I am not looking for everyone just to post shagging pics – I am thinking along the lines of those classic arty pics.
Gender is unimportant, as long as the image has some meaning to you.
I have checked the idea out with our great leader and as the images are not actually hosted on SH we are ok.
For those of you who are unsure how to post pics, I refer you to:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48178.html
Ok, I start you off with a picture of Cheryl Bachman. The woman just oozes sex, but this particular photo, to me is one of her best. Class just sheer class.
While browsing through some old files I came across some old pictures that brought back some fond memories.
It started me to wonder if everyone has there own favourite erotic image? If we look back over the years there has been some classic’s – for instance the image of the girl scratching her bum in a tennis outfit.
Well how’s about we submit these classics in this space?
Please don’t misunderstand me here, I am not looking for everyone just to post shagging pics – I am thinking along the lines of those classic arty pics.
Gender is unimportant, as long as the image has some meaning to you.
I have checked the idea out with our great leader and as the images are not actually hosted on SH we are ok.
For those of you who are unsure how to post pics, I refer you to:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48178.html
Ok, I start you off with a picture of Cheryl Bachman. The woman just oozes sex, but this particular photo, to me is one of her best. Class just sheer class.
Over the years a few songs have touched me for a number of varying reasons, some good, some bad, but they all have a specific special meanings for me.
I leave you with three:
“A Better Man†– Thunder
“Afterglow†– Genesis
“Rumbleseat†- John Cougar Mellencamp – Reminds me of my youth, bopping around, just having a good time without a care in the world
I leave you with three:
“A Better Man†– Thunder
“Afterglow†– Genesis
“Rumbleseat†- John Cougar Mellencamp – Reminds me of my youth, bopping around, just having a good time without a care in the world
