Pete_sw - Not a bloody clue what your on about matey!
For me, quite simply
If it wasn't for the wheel I would still have to travel in the sedan chair - and that was such a bumpy ride, especialy on the cobbled streets ........
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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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I suppose my favourite was in the Indian Ocean, which was just fantastic, so warm. However, always at the back of my mind was the thought of sharks.
Unlike the time in the North Sea when the thought at the back of my mind was only how bloody cold it was.
As a place I would love to do it, it would have to be under a warm waterfall – although I wonder if I would be thinking about Piranha?????
Unlike the time in the North Sea when the thought at the back of my mind was only how bloody cold it was.
As a place I would love to do it, it would have to be under a warm waterfall – although I wonder if I would be thinking about Piranha?????
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
You can blame Manolishi for us being here, He told me to come and join so we could go to a munch and he could snog me..lol
Isnt that right Mister?!!!... ( I'll die if he says no) lol
MrsBedz
Ummmmm thought I said shag - but never mind - I suppose a snog will have to suffice :twisted: :twisted:
I was completing a thesis on the rising sun over the Midlands and needed a picture –
The next chapter was how warm a furnace can get
The next was all about women’s offspring, brought into a world to pave narrow back streets …….
Then all of a sudden – WOW
I saw a common thread ……………..
I was hooked when I discovered the joys of indian rituals
FFS – yep its 3 am – way way to cryptic for this time of night
The next chapter was how warm a furnace can get
The next was all about women’s offspring, brought into a world to pave narrow back streets …….
Then all of a sudden – WOW
I saw a common thread ……………..
I was hooked when I discovered the joys of indian rituals
FFS – yep its 3 am – way way to cryptic for this time of night
Quote by equi-princess
Just imagine you are on a ship....... in a storm........
You know the ship will sink... as it cannot withstand the power of the sea..... and the strength of the rain during this storm...... thunder and lightening are raging all around you.
You may gather up only 5 articles from your cabin to take with you........
What are you going to take....???
These must be articles found in your cabin..... and you cannot take another person... as you could not swim and help someone else...... it will be everyone for themselves......
Remember......... only 5 articles can be saved from the ship before it sinks to the bottom of the sea, leaving you to flounder your way towards a distant deserted island...............
equi-princess xxx
Bloody hell woman, fabulous bit of descriptive writing - I closed my eyes and I was there, although feeling a bit sea sick now.
Mmmmm now that the room has stopped moving and I have thought about the question.
Bit peeved that that I cannot take other people, what about my staff? – who will do the ironing, turn down the bed, mow the lawn – ahhh what a quandary.
Never mind – rules are rules
1. An axe
2. Ray Mears book of Bushcraft
3. The Home Distillation Handbook
4. Masturbation Made Easy handbook ( smear proof edition)
5. How To Win Friends and Influence People, the Noddy guide
Quote by Silk and Big G
Seeks sexy marionette for NSA fun. :shock:
Ahh bugger, I have this song in my head now and it;s all your fault :shock:
I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me
Oh you naughty - it wont go away.
At this rate I will be giving a little whistle very soon now
Just wanted to say a huge congratulatiosn to LindaXXX and her hubby on the knot tying.
Well done to you both - I hope the wedding was a huge success and if you ever feel the need to share the pics of the great event, get them on here!!
Wish I could put one up those big wedding congrats thingies on here - but I am clueless!!
Well done to you both - I hope the wedding was a huge success and if you ever feel the need to share the pics of the great event, get them on here!!
Wish I could put one up those big wedding congrats thingies on here - but I am clueless!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well I can change the avatar to something else if you want Fred
More of a boob shot and less nipple
They shrink??
Are you sure?
Noooooooo I meant I can cover up the nipples
Look, let me show you ...............
Now do you understand
Oh thats just teasing!
They also don't look like your hands :twisted:
Just shout if you ever need my hands for support, we can't have them getting singed while you fry the bacon
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the actual answer to the topic tho , hackers and peeps who create viruses tend to be the ultra intellegent computer whizzes, and i believe the main reason for them creating such pain in the ass`s is a kind of protest, because they hate microsoft, bill gates and windows, you have to remember that bil gates has kind of forced everyone to adopt windows interface (by giving it away free), and of course every thing has been designed to run on windows as a result, which just strengthens his grip, he`s monopolised this particular area of the computer world, and that would make you mad ........wouldnt it! (if you were a geek wanting to release a new operating interface like say "doors") you`d have no chance against a foe intent on releasing his for free,
or i mabey wrong
Not sure if I would completely agree with this. Fair enough, dear old Bill does come in for a lot of stick and people berate Microsoft at every oppertunity but at the end of the day, Microsoft is a company making money and truth be told, some of their products are pretty good.
It's a bit similar to Red Hat. When they first produced their Enterprise subscription, some people got irate saying that they had gone away from the meaning of true Open Source. However, they were, for a short period, subjected to malicious attacks, but only for a short time, until these individuals had said their piece.
A lot of hackers, just do it for the thrill and the challenge. A few years ago the main challenge for hackers was the VMS OS - why - purely because it was nigh on impossible to hack. But this was attempted by the really clever people, purely for the challenge. Nowadays, with so many GUI hacking tools around it is easier to hack less well protected systems and also produce viruses. The challenge is not there for the really clever people, thats why they don't really do it. The majority of hacks now are done by either criminals or small minded individuals who think it is a challenge to hack a system using automated GUI's etc.
I believe the viruses are mainly produced by kids. They do it because they can. It's as simple as that. It's a bit like boasting in the school playground - the difference being that they now boast in a virtual rather than real world.
So all in all, no - I don't reckon it's Bill's fault, it's just the nature of the beast.
Just my view - thats all
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yeeeaaahhhhh,
Happy Birthday Ian
Hope you have a really fab fab day.
What dya get? What dya get? What dya get?
Bet it was something really exciting, bet it was.
Maybe a satellite radio??
Something for the cold winter nights - like a huge amp
Come on, what did ya get
Yeeeaaahhhhh,
Happy Birthday Ian
Hope you have a really fab fab day.
What dya get? What dya get? What dya get?
Bet it was something really exciting, bet it was.
Maybe a satellite radio??
Something for the cold winter nights - like a huge amp
Come on, what did ya get
Quote by naked-cleaner
Who has the pic with the sexiest boobs?
There are so many sexy avatars, but who is you favourite?
Certainly for me, Dawn_mids - although I am not sure about texture.
Oh and yes, that is a hint for a grope one day! :twisted:
As a main competitor, I would have to say LindaXXX, why she didn't go for the sexiest ass as well heaven knows. Just because you are off getting wed in some exotic country is just no excuse at all.
Quote by wild rose and the stag
now i cant quite rememebr the right order of events but..............
Dawn , nipple , Dawn , cock, Ian ,pump,Dawn, prune,shock, tingle, Wild, clit, Staggy, pump, toilet, Rose, pvc, rope ,Rachey,heaven, pins, chains, big, wrinkled, spanked ,Dawn,paddled, electric, coke,Dawn,swinging ,sharing ,gadget , giggle, naughty, Dawn, trousers,Jez, dress, cowboy, hat, Dawn boobs..................
.......ok so if you didnt go who the fluck was this Dawn character that seemed so involved in all the hijinx???????
Well I reckon the only way we can get this sorted is if you get the pics on here!!
If not, just pop them in a pm to me!!
I reckon I may have to meet this so called Dawn charecter
hwoar: , she sounds the complete opposite to Dawnie who is obviously all shy, retiring, demure .......... Quote by Sarah
What is going on, I went to bed in the lead, and now in 2nd place.
Off to tart and flirt ...........................
Watch out I'm about :P
Well, it worked!
But only because I have this thing for butterfly's!!
Completely missed the fact that Sarah has such a cute ass, was far to interested trying to make out the colour of wings ..................
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh and the other thing - loo paper - a definite no no.
You know how it is with some women. They pop to the loo, a quick mop up afterwards, come back to bed. You go down to say hi and are confronted with little bits of loo roll saying eat me eat me ........ noooooooo. :shock:
So you spend the next ten minutes engaging in polite conversation while you surreptitiously try to pick out the offending bits of paper.
Oh my God
I'm sure you've been to Chams because their loo paper does that and then glows in the dark when you're in the couples room..........or so I've heard
Oh the joys of ultra-violet lighting.
I just have this vision now of the Chams couple's room - little bits of white loo paper showing up all over the place -
Just a vision mind you, only a vision ........................... :shock:
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nope...never, not ever..noooo way.
Definitely agree, I get back ache when try and suck my big toe, then cramp in the leg - oh so painful.
Oh and the other thing - loo paper - a definite no no.
You know how it is with some women. They pop to the loo, a quick mop up afterwards, come back to bed. You go down to say hi and are confronted with little bits of loo roll saying eat me eat me ........ noooooooo. :shock:
So you spend the next ten minutes engaging in polite conversation while you surreptitiously try to pick out the offending bits of paper.
