I wonder if my score would improve if somehow the test could be touchy feely
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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Bristol
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Bloody hell I got something right!!
Small problem here, I am off out to meetings today so won't be at my pc.
So an easy one
I pictured a rainbow
You held in your hands
I had flashes
But you saw then plan
I don't suppose I can verify a correct answer - so if someone else wants to take my go....
Bloody hell I got something right!!
Small problem here, I am off out to meetings today so won't be at my pc.
So an easy one
I pictured a rainbow
You held in your hands
I had flashes
But you saw then plan
I don't suppose I can verify a correct answer - so if someone else wants to take my go....
I can't bloody believe it.
Finally something happens close to me and I am buggering of to Manchester that weekend.
Just my luck.
I hope you all have a great time - if the dates change however - or if someone else was to organise something for another date ......................................
: Quote by Dawn_Mids
Just a duck for me.
Although he does have a little hole in his ass which is great for squirting water .......
:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :giggle:
OK I can't keep quiet
Can I come and play in your bath, I'd love to make it squirt :giggle:
Absolutely - just going off to now to clean the bath and make it all sparkly. Don't be to long - some things just dont work in cold water. The duck goes hard and is not as pliable
I once had a conversation with someone about when the UK was buying electricity from the French.
Her - so how do we get this French electricty?
Me - Well, there is a house in Dover and they run this long extension lead to France and plug it in
Her - What about the ships, do they not get caught up in the cable
Me - Noooo they stop the ships - bit like a pedestrian crossing at sea
Her - Wow, thats so clever (thinks a bit)
Her - But you cant have black and white lines painted on the sea
Me - No - they use black and white lights instead
Her - That must cost a fortune in electricity
Me - Thats why we need the electricty from France
Her - are you winding me up?
Me - Nooooo, as if I would do that
Her - They are bloody clever these French people
:doh: :doh:
As if the French could be called clever - whatever next
Her - so how do we get this French electricty?
Me - Well, there is a house in Dover and they run this long extension lead to France and plug it in
Her - What about the ships, do they not get caught up in the cable
Me - Noooo they stop the ships - bit like a pedestrian crossing at sea
Her - Wow, thats so clever (thinks a bit)
Her - But you cant have black and white lines painted on the sea
Me - No - they use black and white lights instead
Her - That must cost a fortune in electricity
Me - Thats why we need the electricty from France
Her - are you winding me up?
Me - Nooooo, as if I would do that
Her - They are bloody clever these French people
:doh: :doh:
As if the French could be called clever - whatever next
Ah sex ....
Two bodies lying naked, skin on skin, touching, writhing.
Bodies entwined, lips touching, the aroma of sweat as the excitement builds, the sweet perfume of a woman lustful and urgent.
The pleasure as two bodies become one, urgently, desperate for that moment when your bodies find that perfect rhythm.
The moment builds into a crescendo of pure pleasure as you fulfil each others desires ....
Nah - don't do much for me either
Two bodies lying naked, skin on skin, touching, writhing.
Bodies entwined, lips touching, the aroma of sweat as the excitement builds, the sweet perfume of a woman lustful and urgent.
The pleasure as two bodies become one, urgently, desperate for that moment when your bodies find that perfect rhythm.
The moment builds into a crescendo of pure pleasure as you fulfil each others desires ....
Nah - don't do much for me either
I bought a doughnut maker once.
Thinking they would come out the size that you buy in the shops. I was a bit shocked that after all my efforts putting the emixture together I ended up with with 6 all the size of a 50p. :doh:
Used it once then buggered of to Tesco's - 10 for a pound all filled with Jam.
The bloody thing didn't even sell when I took it to the car boot
Thinking they would come out the size that you buy in the shops. I was a bit shocked that after all my efforts putting the emixture together I ended up with with 6 all the size of a 50p. :doh:
Used it once then buggered of to Tesco's - 10 for a pound all filled with Jam.
The bloody thing didn't even sell when I took it to the car boot
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ummm suppose I am just an old dog then .........
Nah,you're not thatold :lol2:
Oohh woof woof - or maybe just a howl :twisted:
Well I usually howl when I see you but then thats pure laughter
cruel, oh how cruel ...............
Going to skulk off into a corner now, tail between my legs, mumbling to myself ........
one day Dawnie one day ...........
Quote by marmalaid
is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
But surely, if they did, it would have to be V shaped to avoid the radar?
Ummm, well I suppose if the edges were rounded .............
Oh and what about the investment? R&D and such like. Would you get a return on your investment - after all the bomber took how many billions?
Something like this?
Bloody hell, they only went and built the bloody thing. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I am a little worried mind you, you build something to avoid radar and then paint it purple? Are they sure? Maybe R&D ran out of money, although..........
Yep - got it, purple satin sheets, they must have completed the testing in Prince's bedroom.
Quote by burnie
Did you ever wonder why so many of us list 'no pain or watersports' in our ads, as though it's a mainstream activity? :
I just thought they were afraid of the water. I did get a surprise at the interest in the white water rafting thread.
Just goes to show, some people will emerge from their closets if encouraged enough ........
Quote by fastr6uk
is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
But surely, if they did, it would have to be V shaped to avoid the radar?
Ummm, well I suppose if the edges were rounded .............
Oh and what about the investment? R&D and such like. Would you get a return on your investment - after all the bomber took how many billions?
Quote by marmalaid
OMG
The Melon - all sorts of uses with all sorts of varieties.
On lonely evenings liven up your night with a melon. start with a honey-dew for that soft wet feel, working up to a water melon for that rougher action (just be careful the pips dont get lodged under the foreskin.
Now where did I leave my cofee cream .................
Is that straight out of the fridge or do you need to stick it in the microwave first? If so how long for the realistic 'alive' feel, and how long for the 'alive - but only just'?
Well it's really quite weird, the internet site were I took the original info from now seems to be busy for some reason ............................
OMG
The Melon - all sorts of uses with all sorts of varieties.
On lonely evenings liven up your night with a melon. start with a honey-dew for that soft wet feel, working up to a water melon for that rougher action (just be careful the pips dont get lodged under the foreskin.
Now where did I leave my cofee cream .................
The Melon - all sorts of uses with all sorts of varieties.
On lonely evenings liven up your night with a melon. start with a honey-dew for that soft wet feel, working up to a water melon for that rougher action (just be careful the pips dont get lodged under the foreskin.
Now where did I leave my cofee cream .................
