Are you telling me these people have been using fake IDs
They'll feel the lash of my bandana if they have!
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Quote by D0NKEY
Now Shrekbandanna - that just ain't funny you know, ain't funny at all, can ya seem me laffin, no you can't, that ain't funny man. You made me look a right ass then by exposing yer pink piece just as I commented on how butch and historical you looked.
Ma reputation is in tatters.
I'm sorry Donkey old buddy, but rules are rules and I couldn't get me knickers on outside my kilt.
take no head. Quote by betty rubble
This bandanaman has mush for brains.:roll: :roll:
Should he have gone for the label that sez F for front, and B for back.
Ummmmm !!! or did he really want someone to do it for him. :twisted:
Okay If you want me too. I will. :twisted:
Betty, hunny, I don't make the rules ok? I'm a superhero, and the rules of superheroism are quite clear:
Section A. Identification. Rule 5 sub iii: "All superheroes must have the first letter of their name somewhere on their costume."
Section B. Clothing. Rule 2 sub ii: "Except in dodgy late twentieth century remakes, lascivious thoughts among the audience are to be discouraged by the wearing of external undergarments." (Commonly known as the Kinickers On The Outside rule.)
I was just economising.
Whoooooossssshhhh!
A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty "Hi Yo Silver!"
With my faithful Indian companion Tonto, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains, I lead the fight for law and order in the west. Return with me now to those thrilling days of yesteryear...
...hang on a sec...
(Checks notes)
Fuck; wrong hero...
Stop:
Rewind:
Stop:
Play:
Whoooooossssshhhh!
A flowing cape with no power of flight, a cloud of fluff and a hearty "Ey up muckers, 'ow do?" With my faithful jive-ass companion, Donkey, the daring and resourceful thonged rider of the tricycle, I lead the fight for chaos and disorder in the funny little island off the northwest coast of the big continent thing. Return with us now to those thrilling minutes of yesterday afternoon, and watch the adventures of Bandanaman!
Ho Yo Donkey! Get a bloody move on!"
(Cue William Tell Overture
Diddle um diddle um diddle um dum dum
Diddle um diddle um diddly om pom pom
Diddle um diddle um diddle um dum dum
Diddle uuuumm, piddle um bum bum.
Errrr.... Hi.
A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty "Hi Yo Silver!"
With my faithful Indian companion Tonto, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains, I lead the fight for law and order in the west. Return with me now to those thrilling days of yesteryear...
...hang on a sec...
(Checks notes)
Fuck; wrong hero...
Stop:
Rewind:
Stop:
Play:
Whoooooossssshhhh!
A flowing cape with no power of flight, a cloud of fluff and a hearty "Ey up muckers, 'ow do?" With my faithful jive-ass companion, Donkey, the daring and resourceful thonged rider of the tricycle, I lead the fight for chaos and disorder in the funny little island off the northwest coast of the big continent thing. Return with us now to those thrilling minutes of yesterday afternoon, and watch the adventures of Bandanaman!
Ho Yo Donkey! Get a bloody move on!"
(Cue William Tell Overture
Diddle um diddle um diddle um dum dum
Diddle um diddle um diddly om pom pom
Diddle um diddle um diddle um dum dum
Diddle uuuumm, piddle um bum bum.
Errrr.... Hi.
Quote by JessicaRabbit
Jeezus Bandana, could't you put on some black boxers or sommink ......... Ah can't cope with this, it's stressin me out Bandanna, look at me man - got me twitch back an everything.
I'm really sorry old friend, but SuperHeroes are not allowed to wear black, and Superman has all the blue knickers. This is all they had left.
Did you put them on the wrong way round? :doh:
Isn't the B for back? turn round and I'll tell you if there's a F on them!!!!
There's nothing on the back except a piece of string up my jacksy.
Quote by D0NKEY
Jeezus Bandana, could't you put on some black boxers or sommink ......... Ah can't cope with this, it's stressin me out Bandanna, look at me man - got me twitch back an everything.
I'm really sorry old friend, but SuperHeroes are not allowed to wear black, and Superman has all the blue knickers. This is all they had left.
Quote by D0NKEY
They turned me into a white guy and made me wear stupid underwear.
Awww Shrek man ........ Ah hate to be the one to tell you ........ but you ain't never gonna pull the princesses in that gear!
You looking worse than Prince Charmings ugly brother, symbol Charming. White just ain't your colour man!
Shrek you gotta change man, you look just plain silly - how will ah be taken seriously as a noble steed now!
It's only temporary my noble companion. The spell will be deactivated when the great Sargius Bilikus waves his magic.... thingy.
