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14 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Guys - Time to get your kit off!! :? :? :? :?
So who do you think was who????? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cohen the Barbarian = Davej
Feisty_Fiona = Mrs FC
JasonWheresmyargonauts = Easy
BildadtheShoehite = :giggle: that was too easy!
Bast = Me

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14 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
SH Towers is safe; the evil ones dare not return.

You think?
I am the God of Hell Fire
And I bring you...

:twisted:
Oh god not another TimeLife Music salesman!

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian

My back, please!

Are we into Swedish Massage or Discoworld massage ???
The choice is yours ladies - any massage will do me the world of good right now
Shall we try Aussie Massage then??
It's similar to Swedish Massage but Down Under :twisted:

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
My back, please!

Are we into Swedish Massage or Discoworld massage ???

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
ohhhh Cohen my hero :inlove:

*Cohen bows, slowly, but respectfully*
Back still playing you up Cohen?????
Think this greasing is done .......... what next?

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Is there anything else you'd like me to help you with, young lady?

if you're not helping with the Greasing ... can you dance like John Travolta whilst we carry on????
:giggle:

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cohen don't sulk, ya know we loves ya, you were just takin ya time, as usual. come and help me with this grease

Back to the Reek song are we????

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
Worry not about the skin on thy heels alone O doomed damsel. I shall flay thee from head to toe and use thy skin for leather to make me a nice new pair of boots, with pretty little demons etched on the sides and a lovely sort of Destroyer Of Worlds motif on the toecaps. Oh and some sweet little tassles down the front made from your intestines.

Don't they already have those, Manolo Blughnik had some delightful Dwarfskin pumps last season ...

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Did ya measure his feet and do that thingy to work out the size of his todger?

I ain't goin' near them feet ..... they reek ...

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.

Look, is this just a roundabout fancy way of saaying you've got a 10" todger and the eartyh will move?
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn rolleyes

If you must know i am 18ft tall so correspondingly I have an 18" weapon at my disposal, do you not fear this awesome appendage wench.
Now apparently it hasn't nothing to do with height but shoe size :shock: unfortunately if your feet small as bad as they do I daren't think what your cock smells like .....

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.

So that's what that awful smell is ... be a sweet devil and put ya boots back on
Thou might be a goddess but even you will suffer at the hands of the darkest lord ever to set foot on this world.
With feet that bad I believe ya ....

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Come Memnoch, let us feast on these weak humans and reek havoc.

Reek is the word, have you had a bath in Bildad's pissy bathwater?
He's already admitted it's his feet .... :huh:

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.

So that's what that awful smell is ... be a sweet devil and put ya boots back on

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona

Prepare for Armageddon!

Ooooh they have a DVD player here ???? One of Bruce WIllis finest and an awesome soundtrack .....
You gettin the drinks in darling?
Blood Red wine .... now spilt from which one? Minicoch or Soured-one?

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
Prepare for Armageddon!

Ooooh they have a DVD player here ???? One of Bruce WIllis finest and an awesome soundtrack .....

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
All thou assembled within SH towers,
On thy knees and pay homage for my hoards of Orcs and Southlanders are coming to scale the walls. For I seek domination of all things perverted.
Sauron..Lord of darkness. :evil: :evil:

I fear not ... Southlanders don't recognise anything north of the Watford Gap!
Domination of all things perverted huh???? The natives of this deserted castle seem to have an excellent noticeboard where they tell of a Blue Goddess ... you may fair well to look her up ....

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13 Aug 2005

Cohen ... if you really must pick it ... then stand in the corner and use a tissue ..... the last person who didn't wiped it on the wall and I'm sure that was Bildad that crawled off

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13 Aug 2005

Watching you two "guard" is like watching comedy act .. only comedy makes me larf!
I'll just sit here stroking my pussies ....... :twisted:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Do you have any idea how many times I've been mistaken for a garden gnome
And dogs!!! I fart in their general direction!

Explains a lot that one mate .... the smell gives it away.

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Not mine kermit the Bildad the Shoehitel knob is

You have never danced with the devil by the light of the moon????
A glowing member is very handy..... it helps when investigating these casms in SH Towers
I have a feeling that Bilgebad has confusion over his persona ...... he looks like a gremlin, is green like yoda or kermit, and now thinks he's a joker (batman!!!!)

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
I am Bast ................. eygptian goddess of many forms ........... I am woman, I am half cat and I am full cat ... so that qualifies me more than enough on pussies and I see a room full of them.

Does this look like that face of a pussy? Not seen many green pussies on my travels.
Says the unholy alliance between a gremlin and yoda!
I am Bast ... I am the goddess of all things powerful and beautiful ... people bring me their pussies and back in Egypt I was buried with mummified pussies for the afterlife!

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12 Aug 2005

I am Bast ................. eygptian goddess of many forms ........... I am woman, I am half cat and I am full cat ... so that qualifies me more than enough on pussies and I see a room full of them.

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