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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Lancashire

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Orgasminator
Sounds like this is going to be one to remember!
Would love to attend with Layla_louise if she hasn't come to her senses (or cum till she's sensless) by then :rascal:
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Quote by dee_licious
pebble ....how on earth did you find that lol

I'm hoping during a break between bouts of self pleasure and walking round the house naked, no evidence to support my theory....... its just how I choose to believe Pebble spends her days :lol2:
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Awwww Dorking is a place??? sad
I was well up for it when I thought it was dogging for dorks! lol
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This country made tens of billions from trade, oil and finance deals with syria prior to the uprising, far more than any other european nation......
I think the people of syria deserve a little cashback, no one in this country (other than perhaps the veterans of previous conflicts) can fully appreciate the apocalyptic conditions currently faced by people who wanted nothing more than the freedoms and rights we have had for hundreds of years.
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Smelling good is important, especially on the first meet ;)
I have a few favorites, my current one being 'only the brave' from diesel.
Others in my collection include
Burberry - Touch
Gaultier - Le Homme
Hugo Boss - Boss
Calvin Klein - Obsession
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There should be a model number somewhere on your Panasonic, usually found on the back or on the USB connector. If you upload this then I will happily check if it can be used and link you to the necessary driver software.
If you are still shopping around then the Logitech C170 ain't bad if you want to leave it stationary on your monitor

if you want a bit more flexibility with regards to standing the camera up for 'action sequences' and different angles then the tecknet camera is excellent
®-C016-Webcam-MegaPixel-Microphone/dp/B000Q3VECE/
Its based on the Microsoft lifecam design that I currently use and I can get that to stand up or clip on almost anywhere! It once got strapped to my cock for the ultimate POV, results were a bit shaky but that wasnt the cams fault :rascal:
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Quote by flirty_4
I did get a smirk from the man behind the counter :lol2:

Given your buxom and flirty nature I imagine you get a lot of smirks from men even when you dont have items of an adult nature to return wink
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Quote by pebble
I think you'll find Auntie Toots has it covered for you:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/420831.html
;)

That is a gem of a thread! Good old Toots haha. I wonder if some of her headstrong take-no-prisoners attitude would rub off on me if I rubbed myself off on her.
My white lab coat and clipboard have come out a few times this year, this is another study I am prepared to help with!! :twisted:
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Quote by pebble
What is a private prescription?

Quote by skinny
Anything prescribed other than for medical reasons falls under private medicine

And I thought it was anything prescribed for your privates!! :rascal:
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The symptoms of both resistant and non resistant infections are the same and the most cost effective way of identifying the strain is still to start an imediate course of antibiotics.
In the vast majority of cases the treatment is still successful and is more desirable than delaying any action until the infection is identified.
I don't believe for a second that the drug complanies have not seen this coming, It is a possibility they have products already in the later stages of development and are seeking funding simply to cover their development costs and publicity to put pressure on regulators for quick approval :dry:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
ended up a night filled with lots of fun (including some people streaking but we wont go into that) :eeek:

rotflmao
I had completely forgotten about that......funny how the mind edits out traumatic images from the memory!
Will confirm nearer the time but would love to come if work permits. The place I fly from is just round the corner so pleasure flights might be on offer to those brave enough :rascal:
If Layla hasn't come to her senses by then we might even be attending as a couple :uhoh:
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another impulse buy you later came to regret sercher?? lol
I worked as a quality control chemist in a company that was developing spray on condoms, pity I had to leave before it went into production - that QA job would have been awsome for me!! :rascal:
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Quote by Gareth100
fraser you know nothing about me please keep your opinions to your self unless it is constructive

Sorry if you have taken offence, my advice was intended to help you achieve your aims whatever they may be....kinda constructive lol
Didnt actually post any opinion on you, just suggesting you may want to add a little more as 'coffee and a chat' is pretty open..... for example: indicating what you want to chat about and what are interests are as this is more likely to get you a response from the kind of people you are interested in meeting too aswell as convincing them you are actually genuine about having a no obligation meet to chat about those interests.
Little confused as to why you would assume from my post that I am offering anything other than support for your aims but If you choose to discount my post as 'Tutorial for underhanded way to get kicks' then you have seriously misjudged me, honesty is always the best policy - only ever managed to sneak into toot's knickers and thats because she left her front door unlocked when she nipped into town - I dont know if she told you but she doesnt wear them :lol:
All the best in finding what you want, if you dont want people voicing their opinions or offering advice then perhaps adverts are a better route for you than an open forum, users are entitled to (and usually do) respond however they like within the site rules wink
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Always be upfront about what you really want from this...... I assume (and females and couples will too...) that you arent just after coffee and cakes! Its better to state your ideal outcome but be clear that there is no obligation or pressure at first meet.
If you want a shag ask for a shag, if you want to voyeur or photo then say so, you can always offer to buy coffee afterwards lol
As you state you have an interest in photography it might be an idea to put some of your profile pics public too; something different that reflects you, not just yet another cock shot!
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Interesting hypothesis Flirty! ;)
Once again in the interests of science I am prepared to don my white coat, dust off the clipboard, roll up my sleeves and take one (or several) for the team :rascal:
This is an important medical discovery, I look forward to publishing my results in the fake pervert doctors medical journal: the Lance-it lol
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Quote by Cubes
And obviously this service will be free of charge or it will contravene the Site AUP ;)

I thought you had posted to request he takes some artistic pics of you cubes!! lol
Still keeping your pics off your profile to give the rest of the guys a fighting chance eh?? wink
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Quote by dee_licious

I am trying to find a topic we havent hijacked to our own ends!! :giggle:
Think we need our own forum section ..... ;)
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Quote by flirty_4
Thank you. Maybe if I put a less enticing pic up, then people may read my profile then?! :thumbup:

Dont care leave the boobs exactly where they are young lady!!! :rascal:
Quote by SansSouci
I don't understand why those whose profiles state they're looking for couples or bi-females look at my profile...

I asked a few straight guys why they had been looking at my profile, turned out to be mostly shared appreciation of certain females who had commented on my profile or appeared in my SH rep ;)
Quote by woohoo
No one ever reads mines,well if they do I never near about it lol

Poor woohoo! :therethere:
Kat! Dee!!! Woohoo needs some sexually harrasing ;)
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Quote by Katniss
hope you inviting me and dee innocent :bounce:

Ordered some trees and bushes for cougar corner, want you to feel at home! :rascal:
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I am thinking of doing the same soon, some good ideas there toots, will be watching this topic with interest! ;)
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Quote by Stilettos
Hi NWC,
Hotel booked. Count us in!!
xx

Now I'm mad again!!! lol
Will be back from Coventry by 3pm on the Sunday! :rascal:
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Quote by dee_licious
And whats wrong with my hoofs lol

Im sure they are very dainty lil things really Dee ;)
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Please dont post the names of hotels on the open forum, Management and owners can be a little upset when they google themselves and up pops the swingingheaven forums!! lol
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The thought of of toe sucking does nothing for me but like lots of things if it was something she wanted and it turned her on then unless she had Skanky feet or big hairy size 11 man hoofs (like Dee! :scared: ) I would be quite happy to oblige ;)
I dont have anything that will polarise opinion as much, however I did notice something for the first time a couple of days ago.....
A was meeting a girl for the second time and both times she took her own knickers off, had never really appreciated that this is something I love to do and I now intend to savour this pleasure every time I get the opportunity :rascal:
Dont get me a nice Xmas present then unwrap it before I get chance to!! :lol2:
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Quote by the_swing_thing
Hi, quite new to all this. I am looking for a straight female for nsa fun in the Dorset / Hampshire area. Age 21 - 36. I'm a polite, respectful guy looking for fun, genuine people.

Hi there!
Couple of tips for you:
First thing you need to do is improve your profile and adverts ;)
Add photos including a face pic - doesnt have to be a full reveal but something to show you are not as bad looking as me should do it! lol
Have more pics of the 'real you' than just cock shots, try and show some personality and stand out - both with pics and profile text.
Be honest - use recent pics and dont bullshit people about what you want or who you are.
Check other peoples profile comments / site rep / look for them on cam in chat or insist on early phone chat. This will reduce your chances of timewasters and fakes.
Good luck :thumbup:
Fraser
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Sorrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy, but Im not the organiser and it was the club that set the date.

Forgiven lol
Couldn't stay mad at lil you anyway! kiss
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Quote by the_magik_s
Fraser, I trust you'll have my back if need be mate? They'll pick us off one by one if we aren't careful. Seducing us with their horny ways, and gradually taking us down wink

I'm already working on a cougar trap Magik, cant think what to use as bait though.... cougars like snakes right?? :lol2: