Quote by capricornten
function is more important than form sometimes
I have been trying to sell that line to girls since I was 14
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I have been trying to sell that line to girls since I was 14
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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
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I have been trying to sell that line to girls since I was 14
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I cant help but notice that the men of the forum (myself included) are not really giving the girls much to look at :shock:
The girls seem to have more pics and more thought and effort invested into their galleries.
Would the ladies of the forum appreciate us guys flashing the flesh a little more, or do you think some of us are best kept covered up?? :grin:
The girls seem to have more pics and more thought and effort invested into their galleries.
Would the ladies of the forum appreciate us guys flashing the flesh a little more, or do you think some of us are best kept covered up?? :grin:
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Quote by Dawnie
Most of the posts were made during my student days:lol2:
Mmmm, Freshers just arrived, Fraser goes to try and find a new Dawnie amongst the bunch. :evil2:
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Quote by pebble
Thank goodness for tweeky's post
:thrilled:
Im a bit tipsy so im not gonna over celebrate but if we get the old tweek postings.............
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Watching two tiny squirrels chase each other for about 10 mins, I thought it was really cute :giggle:
Then the squirrel at the back caught the one in front and despite her obvious protestations he proceded to hump the crap out of her!! :shock:
Then the squirrel at the back caught the one in front and despite her obvious protestations he proceded to hump the crap out of her!! :shock:
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Quote by mintlicks
being single and broken is not doing me any favours!
Unless they have plastered your legs together I think you are just making up excuses :lol2:
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The English should ride in on actual chariots of fire straight at the all blacks :twisted:
Or as NZ are being all serious doing the hakka, England should stand in front of them and play pat a cake pat a cake bakers man in really camp voices :grin:
Or as NZ are being all serious doing the hakka, England should stand in front of them and play pat a cake pat a cake bakers man in really camp voices :grin:
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I have friends on here who I am genuinely glad just to see when I meet them again, sure we get to the dirty stuff soon enough but we drink, chat and catch up before, during and after.
Its not like some mutual sex transaction, more of a filthy friendly sexual interaction. No one gets used and so no one should need to feel uncomfortable
The only time I have ever felt a girl feeling used was when she asked me and my friend really nicely :twisted:
Its not like some mutual sex transaction, more of a filthy friendly sexual interaction. No one gets used and so no one should need to feel uncomfortable
The only time I have ever felt a girl feeling used was when she asked me and my friend really nicely :twisted:
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Quote by don9999
From what I read on here and on other sites, it seems that all men want is a shag.
That's a bit of sweeping statement, while it may apply to a lot of guys its certainly not all.
I am definitely here for some no strings fun, but its always mutual fun I'm after and so are many guys.
I'm guessing you have not had much response due to lack of involvement, your profile has less than 300 views since 2004. You have no live adverts, only 25 forum posts, pictures, videos or anything to make you stand out in your profile text.
I would suggest you put in some more effort, there are all sorts of ladies and couples on here, many of who are worth finding ;)
If you are going to advertise for 'dates with the possibility of more' you may be better off elsewhere, but who knows....
Most of the girls and couples I have met from here have been quite direct about wanting a fuck out the occasion :rascal:
good luck
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Chicken and leek cup-a-soup :thumbup:
:shock: dont tell your chickens!!
Three huge cornish pasties - has to last a while, Im going to town now with a few friends as its freshers week and £1 / pint night.
I keep saying "im too old this is the last time I go out during freshers week.....then it arrives again and.... :beer:
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Is that you name dropping?
Sure, knowing JW makes me really popular at parties! :happy:
No it was on the end of an advert a while back
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I have his email adress if you want it
Im sure you can be very persuasive when you have your heart set on something :lol2:
Im sure you can be very persuasive when you have your heart set on something :lol2:
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Warburtons by any chance?? :lol2:
Their HQ is only at Bolton,
nip round with your toaster, your boots, handcuffs, and a selection of massage oils and have a word with Jonathan im sure you can persuade him to make a whole new loaf just to fit your toaster perfectly! :rascal:
Their HQ is only at Bolton,
nip round with your toaster, your boots, handcuffs, and a selection of massage oils and have a word with Jonathan im sure you can persuade him to make a whole new loaf just to fit your toaster perfectly! :rascal:
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Quote by amatuerman
The Forum presently from where I sit seems to be populated by the same people that continue winge, have a POP at each other and then mock newbies!
Time for change, I anticipate a reaction from those same posters
But I guess their replies are selective based on the topic!
With some of your posts from the last month having a pop at other members, you better be careful getting off that horse, its mighty high
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Quote by brucie
and you know that diaz and cruz are boring?
Boring = subjective Brucie
Did I call them boring, or did I say I would get bored of them??
Subtle but important difference, sorry forgot who I was talking to:
sub·tle
adjective, -tler, -tlest. fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand: subtle irony.
forgot you dont know the meaning of the word :haha:
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Quote by starlightcouple
pushing porkys a bit far you know.
thankfully seeing that comment i am glad we are not all the same.
Ditto :lol:
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Quote by brucie
let me translate, "ofcourse i would like to fuck cameron diaz monday through thursday and penelope cruz friday saturday sunday, but if im honest with myself ive got more chance shagging a porker so ill pretend that is my preference. also it will make me sound a better person so i may pull on SH"...
Now let me translate :notes:
"Im Brucie the only person who matters here, if you dont think like me you're a freak. I dont like big girls so anyone who finds them attractive is some sort of deviant. There is no point me even pretending to be nice as my posting history is here for all to see. I still crave attention though so Ill dip into the forums and be an obnoxious ass just to wind people up."
It was so obvious you started this topic just to have your little dig somewhere along the line. Getting personal and attacking bluefish, someone I assume you dont even know, because they have different tastes to you, whats the point??
Im lucky enough to know a gorgeous big girl, I wouldnt swap an hour with her for a week with Diaz and cruz as Id soon get bored of them between fucks :grin:
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Quote by Cubes
The real secret is simply "getting known". The single guys who are getting the meets are the ones using chat, posting regularly in the Cafe, and getting out to socials. It's the only way to make yourself stand out from the crowd. A few words on the screen doesn't tell people who you really are. Getting involved and having conversations does. :thumbup:
Dammit cubes shhhhhhh :gagged:
We cant all stand out from the crowd - otherwise its just the same crowd just 5 steps forward! :lol2:
It is good advice though, if you join in the rest of the site not only can you raise your profile and learn a lot from the more experienced and active members, but you can also find some interesting peoples and have a laugh too ;)
It took me a while before I accidentally figured this out, now I have all the fun I need and am not even actively seeking more (doesnt mean Im not open to approaches from the right people :rascal
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I live in Preston, its hard not to notice the weather as we get over 30% more rain than london. Definately affects the mood, its why we call it 'depressedton' :sad:
But its quite nice this morning :bounce:
But its quite nice this morning :bounce:
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Quote by SinSi
My new iron arrived today :bounce:
I can only imagine the unbridled joy you must feel!
My 65 year old dad pulled his phone out of his pocket and dropped his viagra on the floor, infront of my 97 year old inquisitive grandad!!!
"whats them for then??" :lol2:
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Quote by mortal
Anyone help me out?
If you still want to look at xxx movies with the number of naughty girls to be found in Blackpool I can only recommend:
:twisted:
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Quote by Jewlnmart
"tall, slim and under 40"
Got all confused then - I read it as: under 40"
I thought Im not surprised you dont get many replies looking for a tall person under 3ft 4"
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Can you tell us the make and model of your MP3 player - you may have other options
Although I exclusively use MP3 to keep my collection uniform, at low bit rates (more squished) WMA gives better quality playback.
Although I exclusively use MP3 to keep my collection uniform, at low bit rates (more squished) WMA gives better quality playback.
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The next meet I have arranged is for the evening of Wed 21st Sept, it is with a mature couple in a hotel near preston, she is in great shape for her age and is insatiable
Those who have previously been invited to a meet let me know if you can make this one and ill pass your details on. Those who haven't please contact me via PM if you are interested, include a bit of information about yourself - 'Im interested' or similar one liners will be imediately rejected.
Im after interesting relaxed people, if you cant join in a conversation or follow my simple instructions then dont bother!
Those who have previously been invited to a meet let me know if you can make this one and ill pass your details on. Those who haven't please contact me via PM if you are interested, include a bit of information about yourself - 'Im interested' or similar one liners will be imediately rejected.
Im after interesting relaxed people, if you cant join in a conversation or follow my simple instructions then dont bother!
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Quote by tweeky
Are you really surprised people throw you a message on the off chance
Cant say for sure but I dont think Kate is surprised at anything much :shock:
The point I read from her post, and I entirely agree with is its not an issue with single males - its just uuandjay only notices a problem with single males because thats the only group they are applying restrictions to!!
Therefore it is very unfair to come on here bashing single guys as being a 'problem group' when actually all user groups are just as bad.
Perhaps a better topic would be "people" :lol2:
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I would say single guys get an opportunity to have fun - not a guarantee
There are easier ways to sex, I just like the excitement of a new meet and the whole new world of naughtiness and the ability to quickly get beyond the basics into the good stuff without having to have that conversation!
Helps if you actually know what you want from this and also know what you can offer, beyond that be honest and respectful and you should make progress!
There are easier ways to sex, I just like the excitement of a new meet and the whole new world of naughtiness and the ability to quickly get beyond the basics into the good stuff without having to have that conversation!
Helps if you actually know what you want from this and also know what you can offer, beyond that be honest and respectful and you should make progress!
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Quote by poshkate
yup, I'm actually a bored truck driver......sorry BF :lol2:
Dammit suckered in again, at least I found out before a fumble in the dark at lymm truck stop this time!! :shock:
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Quote by starlightcouple
oh obviously a northern woman who can fart through her ears. :grin:
your confused - its northern men and its breathing through our ears! :lol2:
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Quote by poshkate
Maybe I should start a thread about couple and single fems messaging me :lol2:
Or get some less sexy profile pics
Im resisting the temptation to PM you - not easy though :rascal:
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Quote by starlightcouple
could not agree more Queenie.
I see what you did there >>
Quote by starlightcouple
i would have a pill that made me have an eight pack and a big bulging groin. :grin:
Keep callin mrs fun queenie, your groin will bulge like hell when she smacks you in the nuts with a cricket bat :twisted:
