Ok this is the couple to let down, slag off and generally time waste.

We are old timers on the scene and looking for more reliable meets. If you are going to arrange to meet us then please have the decency to stick to the plans. 

BI GUYS please don’t bother, Lincs and his friends are not interested in comparing cock sizes with you.

SINGLE men please make sure you are single and not on here just for a wank, Booty isn’t anything special but she does have standards and if you are old enough to be her father or granddad or young enough to be her son then don’t try.

SINGLE ladies, please get in touch, we live in hope, however same rules as for the single men.

If you want to just walk into our lives for a quick shag then we are not the ones for you, a social drink before is a must!!!!!!

We are honest, we will tell you if it’s a no, don’t have to give you a reason, it’s just our opinion end of.

We have limited time so meets are really important to us, so please have the decency to turn up and not cancel on us.

We will not be organising house parties for the foreseeable future until we gain some faith back.

If you choose to slag us off then go for it, but please remember that as booty is looking after the account now she has no worries about hitting the block button

Have a great time out their kids, take a chill pill, be honest and have fun, you only live once.