Quote by Thrud
Oooh can I use one of those snappy back ones, can I, can I?Hope it didn't hurt too much when I let it go? :giggle:
Quote by Captain_areola
Now boys, boys, play nicely but can we have the cock joust anyway, I am in the mood for some superhero on superhero erotica :grin:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I told you it's soaking on the planet Vulva! we've got to work out a way of transporting it to Clitoris.
Somebody must have a suggestion! ????
Failing that I'll have to use the piping inside one of my erections.
Quote by Captain_areola
Oooh can I use one of those snappy back ones, can I, can I?
Quote by Captain_areola
mmmnmnmmmmm borrow mmmnmmmnmnmm my mnmmmnmnnmnm microslide nmnmnnmmnmmnm should mnmnmnmmmmmm plenty mmnmmnnmnmn long mnmnmnmnmnmnmm enough
Quote by Fahrenheit
mmmmmmnnmmmm now mmnnmmmmmmmm i mmmmmnmmmmm know mmnnmmmmmm what mnmnmnmmmmmmmn muddle mmmmmnmnmnmmmn meant mnmnmmmmmmnm about mmnmmmmmmnm spikey mnmmmmmnmmmmn bits mnmnmmnmmnmnmnmn
Buffy is between waxes :lol2: Yes Buffy's muffy needs sorting Quote by Hiro_nakamura
blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then
Quote by Captain_areola
blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then
Quote by Fahrenheit
Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me”
:Quote by Erectoman
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him
:( Quote by Thrud
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Let the quest begin :rascal::Quote by Erectoman
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him
Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Let the quest begin :rascal::Quote by Erectoman
Why thank you ErectomanI don't seem to be able to use my fingers this evening do I? :lol2: Looks like I could do with some help in more ways than one. Not a hope of saving Clitoris if they won't work :grin:
Quote by Erectoman
OK guys - things to do to stop Clitoris becoming barren and dry.
1) Warm it
2) Caress it
3) Stroke it
4) Lick it
5) Blow on it gently
6) Suck it
Now all of this OK but in fact it produces the moisture in the wrong place - it starts raining on the planet Vulva instead. So now we have to get the moisture to the right place - yup, it is now a transportation problem.
I'd like to say that this is where my erection comes in but that's not true (it comes later
So who's gonna solve the transportation problem?
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ops: Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Quote by Thrud
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Let the quest begin :rascal: Quote by Erectoman
One vampslayer in need of TLC. The downside to being a superheroine is that we do tend to get supersized hangovers
Now I'm feeling almost human I'll take up Mal's challenge, I'll do all that I can for Clitoris :rascal:
