Quote by Batfink2007
You won't be stabbing me with any of those sharp pointy sticks you carry around though...
Will you?
*wonders if penfold will save me*
Only if you ask very very nicely, oh you don't mean my nails then?? :grin:
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Buffyvampslayer
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Artemis
Good afternoon ladies and gents... my name is Artemis... now I need my to give some of my lovin to a God, any takers?
Welcome to you too Artemis! Will a Goddess do? Well I'm a kind of Goddess in Sunnydale :rascal:
mmmm.... I can be partial to the odd goddess now and then...
:kiss: Now they are the kind of words a superheroine likes to hear, they give her the power and energy to go stuff the bad guys, metaphorically speaking of course!! :giggle:
Just a flying visit, got a hot date with a superhero from Tonguesville, I think he’s known as SuperLicker but being such an inquisitive nosey female, I had to pop in and see who else had landed 
It’s a fine art and one I have mastered, though I must admit to feeling a little squeamish during the bit where I snog your decapitated head :eeek:
You can pound it all you want, and I’ll scream like I am being murdered if you like
Powers :eeek:
You should have been a Dyson in a past life :twisted:
Who have you been swapping superhero secrets with? :giggle:
Hey I feel left out now, not only is my last viewed superlist not working, I didn’t get the foreplay options either
: :lol2:
I can feel myself needing a thigh high boot and world domination session coming on with you two :giggle:
How do you expect to save the world if you keep going off and getting shafted? :lol2:
Clang, best behaviour tonight okay? Ohh okay then just a little snouting. I’ll wear a skirt later, not for any particular reason just thought I would mention it :grin:
Welcome Penfold, it is a pre-requisite that if you make super power claims you have to display them, bring forth your mighty nice ass or forever hold your peace :grin:
Welcome Huntress, there’s a few to watch out for in here, Thrud has a big chopper and isn’t too careful with it
, SuperChicken will do anything to get into your knickers ( I still say he nicked SuperGirls :lol), Captain Areola is cheese personified Darlin :lol: and I’ll tell you about the others later :grin:
Superhero cred just went straight out of the window there Erecto baby :grin:
Welcome Bluntman, may I, be blunt that is? WTF are snootchie Bootchies? :lol2:
Hiro!!!! You are back in one piece :D, just don’t stand in Thrud’s way next time eh :eeek:
Welcome Professor!! I am not going to say a word, I am just going to do it all telepathically okay?
Yes I really thought that!! :rascal: :giggle:
Welcome Batminx and hi Karate, glad you found your way here, International Rescue and WonderPets have been a little lonely on the SuperCouple front, in need of a little action, if you get my drift… and yes I mean snow drift, what else did you think I meant :grin:. Hot Damn Hurry, those people are in peril!! :lol2:
Welcome SilverSurfer! If you want filthy and flirty you have come to exactly the right place :D
Welcome to you too Artemis! Will a Goddess do? Well I'm a kind of Goddess in Sunnydale :rascal:
Quote by Thrud
Thrud likes a girl who knows Barbarian foreplay……. :rascal:
It’s a fine art and one I have mastered, though I must admit to feeling a little squeamish during the bit where I snog your decapitated head :eeek:
Quote by Superchicken
I could murder a kebab!
You can pound it all you want, and I’ll scream like I am being murdered if you like
Quote by Captain_areola
Have powers will travel :rascal:
Powers :eeek:
You should have been a Dyson in a past life :twisted:
Who have you been swapping superhero secrets with? :giggle:
Quote by Mr_muddle
I've never been able to afford extras like foreplay tho!
Hey I feel left out now, not only is my last viewed superlist not working, I didn’t get the foreplay options either
: :lol2:Quote by Wonder-pets
Wonder-pets go on a mad spree smashing bar stools and tables :twisted: After a hard days super work you have to mis-behave :evil2:
I can feel myself needing a thigh high boot and world domination session coming on with you two :giggle:Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
sorry for the delay SuperPeople... we were called away to an International Mining Desaster....
Clang is just finishing off the mopping-up at the top of the shaft...
I hall return for the clean-up of the pit!
Back later
S & C
How do you expect to save the world if you keep going off and getting shafted? :lol2:
Clang, best behaviour tonight okay? Ohh okay then just a little snouting. I’ll wear a skirt later, not for any particular reason just thought I would mention it :grin:
Quote by Penfold2007
Ello
I'm Penfold
Im a bit short sighted but i got a nice ass :lol:
Welcome Penfold, it is a pre-requisite that if you make super power claims you have to display them, bring forth your mighty nice ass or forever hold your peace :grin:
Quote by Huntress
So thats why its been so busy on the streets tonight, you're all in here relaxing & Im out there fighting the Friday night crimes all by myself!!!
Welcome Huntress, there’s a few to watch out for in here, Thrud has a big chopper and isn’t too careful with it
, SuperChicken will do anything to get into your knickers ( I still say he nicked SuperGirls :lol), Captain Areola is cheese personified Darlin :lol: and I’ll tell you about the others later :grin: Quote by Erectoman
Then I'd like a nice cuppa if anyone's offering?
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Superhero cred just went straight out of the window there Erecto baby :grin:
Quote by Bluntman
Snootchie Bootchies!
Welcome Bluntman, may I, be blunt that is? WTF are snootchie Bootchies? :lol2:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I think I might have a litte power left I go just as saw a LARGE thing swinging before my eyes.
So wh cook me breakfast this morning, trying to safe the world is hungry work.
Hiro!!!! You are back in one piece :D, just don’t stand in Thrud’s way next time eh :eeek:
Quote by Professor_x
I have missed 11 pages so far! :shock:
Welcome Professor!! I am not going to say a word, I am just going to do it all telepathically okay?
Yes I really thought that!! :rascal: :giggle:
Quote by Bat-minx
i am bat-minx. i come with my able assistant,
hi-karate.
well we cum together actually, but lets not be pedantic.
Welcome Batminx and hi Karate, glad you found your way here, International Rescue and WonderPets have been a little lonely on the SuperCouple front, in need of a little action, if you get my drift… and yes I mean snow drift, what else did you think I meant :grin:. Hot Damn Hurry, those people are in peril!! :lol2:
Quote by Thesilversurfer
afternoon fellow heroes. sorry i'm late. damn long way from Zenn-La you know. took me aaaages!
looks like a good planet to have landed on? where i'm from, the superheroes aren't quite such flirty, filthy pervs?
Welcome SilverSurfer! If you want filthy and flirty you have come to exactly the right place :D
Quote by Artemis
Good afternoon ladies and gents... my name is Artemis... now I need my to give some of my lovin to a God, any takers?
Welcome to you too Artemis! Will a Goddess do? Well I'm a kind of Goddess in Sunnydale :rascal:
Quote by Thrud
Thrud places his mighty chopper on the table and awaits some Buffy the whatsit repayment action………
oh, and he leans his axe against the wall
Buffy, thinking that Thrud's mighty chopper is the food order arriving and mistakes it for the SuperHero sized Frankfurter, desperately tries to unstick her stake from it as Thrud turns a very interesting shade of puce :eeek:
Quote by Thrud
Thrud returns with blood soaked ice, and a G&T containing body parts
“They expected me to pay?” :huh:
Hey, that's all in a day's work for the average superhero Thrud and ice blush is all the rage these days dontcha know? Awww I'll pay you back in kind Thrud :grin:
Hiro, I hope you have rejuventing body part abilities because being headless really doesn't suit you :lol2:
Quote by Thrud
Thrud spins on his heels and heads for the bar, almost decapitating Buffy the whatsit with his mighty axe.
“Sorry”
Thrud swings back, successfully decapitating the small bloke with glasses who can’t speak Japanese properly.
“ Oh Bugger!”
Buffy the Watsit sits openmouthed at the antics of Thrud the Barbarian's mighty axe and wonders if when Thrud brings the ice over if it will somehow find it's way to the parts that other superheroes cannot reach :rascal: :giggle:
Quote by Wonder-pets
Right then girls ......... its a bit of a quiet night on the Super hero's front ....... so I'll let some of you come round here and amuse me!
Form an orderly queue ....... you know you want me! :smug:
A cock shot to temp you
Well well well thats just bloody great. What do we do? we go all the way to Lapland in the flyboat to rescue a baby Elk and when we get back to enjoy a few swift snow balls what do we find? A picture of Ming mings Mom
Brings real meaning to the saying AND YER MUMWonderpets are in the house with Snow balls.
Thought you meant with no balls then :shock: Sorry just having a 'unique' moment there :giggle:
Thrud can you bring some ice too please, WonderPets coming back from Lapland just reminded me that we need some
Quote by Thrud
Hummmmmmm?
Ohh I say... hello there Thrud :rascal: You a bit lost on your way back from some heroic deeds and looking for a place to chill with a drink or 2? Well you won't find it here, we lost the barman ages ago and the standins with the travelling bar, International Rescue got err rather sidetracked. They'll be back soon though :lol2: In the meantime the galactic Thresher is open til 1am, if you are going, could you get me a G & T please. It is rather thirsty work all this heroine stuff :grin:
Quote by Captain_areola
Dude??? :shock:
OK Dudess then :twisted:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
I'd rather suck the life out of you in other ways :rascal:
Any time you like Darlin :rascal:
*Captain Areola runs off to scrub clean even though he had a bath 6 months ago
Now how can a girl, used to cavorting with the walking dead say no to an offer of a guy who baths twice a year :giggle:
Quote by Intrntnl_rscuappologies...this is smash talking... Clang became impatient.... snout probing, and im not complaining.... we'll be right there!
May Day, May Day.... calling International Rescue!!!
I can see you lurking there in sector 12, you having problems with Clang??
!smash!...ooooooo!
Wondered what all the noise was, I thought TBII had blown a gasket... ohh that was just you Smash eh :grin:
Quote by Erectoman
That's nothing - I can reach you from here. Just lie back and let me ease the binary from your spine.
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:shock: Arms herself with her stake
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Hey hold it - HOLD IT! I've just got stretchy arms that's all.
When I said you can come and slay me I didn't mean it literally :scared:
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Phew!!! Had visions of a 6 mile long super cock then :scared: Now that would give Superchicken a run for his money :grin:
Quote by Erectoman
:welcome: Erectoman, we need some more male heroes in here, Superchicken has been ruling the roost til now :giggle:
Hmmm had a super chicken sandwich fer lunch today.
Is your super power regeneration then matey?
Hey Buffs, you can come and slay me if you like. I could show you one of me erections at the same time :wink: .
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Sooo you could be a vamp in disguise trying to throw me off the scent eh??.... No not of Supergirls knickers
All this talk of erections and you think I'll just lay down my trusty stake and come running huh? .
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Ok you are on :lol2:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
Yes ....... when not erect & folded in half! :rascal:
KerrrrrBBBBBBBANGGGGGGGG!
You called?
Erectoman at your service!
I've been banging on the door for an hour and all i've had is someone trying to sell me an upgrade to a place called Heaven.
Here I am large and warmhearted - ready to do some erections. (I'm famous for quite a few fine ones I can tell you but I'm too modest to be specific
)Apart from that I'm told I'm a bit loud and clumsy but I can stretch a long way.
Ho-hum.
:welcome: Erectoman, we need some more male heroes in here, Superchicken has been ruling the roost til now :giggle:
and what am i a bit of shusiSorry Hiro
but you keep buggaring off to look for your sword or is that to pork sword? :lol2:Sushi eh?, not sure about that but I do have a taste for raw meat :giggle:
Quote by Erectoman
Yes ....... when not erect & folded in half! :rascal:
KerrrrrBBBBBBBANGGGGGGGG!
You called?
Erectoman at your service!
I've been banging on the door for an hour and all i've had is someone trying to sell me an upgrade to a place called Heaven.
Here I am large and warmhearted - ready to do some erections. (I'm famous for quite a few fine ones I can tell you but I'm too modest to be specific
)Apart from that I'm told I'm a bit loud and clumsy but I can stretch a long way.
Ho-hum.
:welcome: Erectoman, we need some more male heroes in here, Superchicken has been ruling the roost til now :giggle:
Quote by Superchicken
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No!!
It's a .........
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I'll let you work it out! :giggle:
Batty XoXoX :rose:
Is it supergirls flying pussy? :haha:
Beat me to it damn!! At your bisto best tonight eh Chicken :giggle: My excuse is that I was sidetracked by a few vamps on the way and well I had to adjust my clothing before coming back :rascal: What do you mean I am supposed to hammer a stake into them? Well that kind of happened, just was more like they hammered me :grin: