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Buffyvampslayer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
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Quote by Cybergirl
Right then girls ......... its a bit of a quiet night on the Super hero's front ....... so I'll let some of you come round here and amuse me!
Form an orderly queue ....... you know you want me! :smug:

Okay girls who wants Chicken Tonight?
Can I have you with the white wine :giggle:

ohh I quite fancy some chicken, pass the vodka and we'll drizzle it over her :giggle:
You'll need a big bottle Cyber, he's a big cock that one :grin:
Quote by Superchicken

Okay girls who wants Chicken Tonight?
Can I have you with the white wine :giggle:

I think you mean ....... I'll have you with the white wine! :rascal:
<------is an easily led superheroine, or is that easily laid eh Chicken? :giggle:
Quote by Superchicken
Right then girls ......... its a bit of a quiet night on the Super hero's front ....... so I'll let some of you come round here and amuse me!
Form an orderly queue ....... you know you want me! :smug:

Okay girls who wants Chicken Tonight?
Can I have you with the white wine :giggle:
Quote by Cybergirl

is it water proof shall we go for a swim to find out :rascal:

carefull Supergirl,it sounds like this ones into watersports confused :lol2:
rotflmao
Now if slaying was a competitive sport, then I'd have a chance there. You know we could have figure staking and speed staking :lol2:
Quote by Supergirl
Im off for a fly around town, can anyone recommend some good places to go?
Still havent got my knickers but hey ho youll hear me coming innocent
Supergirl

off to try and pull a super bloke then are we, with no knickers you will have all at ya
Id better not go dancing though or my costumes likely to drip off lol
Supergirl
Oh go on Supergirl, I'll look after your modesty :grin:
Quote by Superchicken

You did say 7" didn't you :rascal:

Yes ....... when not erect & folded in half! :rascal:
Now you are just a SuperBragger aintcha? :giggle:
If you find it at a loose end though inbetween saving the universe from evil and serving the roost... or was that the roast :lol2: come look me up, Sunnydale is nice at this time of year :rascal:
Quote by Hornybatgirl
So from Superchicken to Chicken Supreme in one fowl swoop eh??
Batty XoXoX :rose:

:giggle:
Quote by Superchicken
smackbottom
Stop laughing at my pants!

I'd rather be in them :rascal: Just don't go bearing any teeth at me, I see fangs and wellll I tend to get rather carried away :lol2:

Get yer coat you've pulled a very horny chicken!
And when the night is over, it'll be me saying "fangs for the memories" :lol2:
You did say 7" didn't you :rascal:
Quote by Superchicken
chicken goes very well with Japenese cooking.........
no wheres my teriyaki sauce

I think you'd find it a little difficult to stuff me into a Wok ........ I am over 7' tall! and 'ard :sparring: :sparring:
Thought SuperChicken said 7" and 'ard then :giggle:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
chicken goes very well with Japenese cooking.........
no wheres my teriyaki sauce

Oooh Hiro smackbottom Deduct 10 superhero points for that one :shock: :lol2:
Quote by Superchicken
smackbottom
Stop laughing at my pants!

I'd rather be in them :rascal: Just don't go bearing any teeth at me, I see fangs and wellll I tend to get rather carried away :lol2:
Quote by Superchicken

Own up SuperChicken what have you done with Muddles?? duel

Nothing ...... I found those ones in the shed!
Maybe one of the many ladies who want to spend time with a Superchicken left them there? dunno

I know your kind... you'll teach em to fly eh and they can escape the henhouse and be freerange?? Works everytime eh? :giggle:
Quote by Superchicken

Cybergirl ....... take your pick!
and How do you plan to thank me? :rascal:

Myyy oh my that's a big pair you have there SuperChicken :rascal:
Quote by Superchicken


There you go Supergirl kiss I claim my reward :rascal:

Not mine either dunno
Hold on a minute wasn't SuperMuddle wearing red ones earlier??? Own up SuperChicken what have you done with Muddles?? duel
Quote by Supergirl
Ohh and look out for flying knickers enroute too!!

If you find them theres a reward redface
Supergirl
I'm summoning up all my super detecting powers as we speak.... have a feeling the reward might be worth having :grin:
Our japanese warrier has probably got them though, he probably mistook TBII for one of those used knicker machines you find on every Japanese street corner I think :lol2:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
:welcome: to the gathering wonder pets im on saki but we the barman has vanished, so we raiding the bar drinkies

Welcome WonderPets, yes help yourself to the bar, we are all just on our way to Dubyar-Bird for a Super Session drinkies Some are going to get smashed if they don't give Clang what she wants. Ohh and look out for flying knickers enroute too!!
Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
Sounds like we are all Super Orgy..anised :grin: Party On !!
Is rather scared at the thought of International Rescues mention of spatulas though :shock:

its that or the masher
!smash!
Okay okay I'm a feeble superheroine sometimes, just be gentle with HornyBatGirls' cape ties when you use them later to sash me to the table :grin:
Sounds like we are all Super Orgy..anised :grin: Party On !!
Is rather scared at the thought of International Rescues mention of spatulas though :shock:
Quote by Intrntnl_rscu


Ohh I say I suddenly found my superpowers rushing to my....err head there :rascal: Steady on guys, need to keep something on standby, just in case there is any, you know, action later :grin:

why wait?
we have tools and contarptions you have only dreampt of... all to help out when in a tight spot, with a flagging... thing
x Clang x
oooh and are they all in Dubya_Bird too? :rascal:
Quote by Cybergirl


Grab a stool Cybergirl and join us at the bar biggrin

I'm on my way Buffy, now has that barman sorted the drinks yet or has he got into a muddle again! :giggle:
I reckon we take up International Rescue's offer and rendevous in Dubya-Bird whilst SuperMuddle unmuddles himself lol
Quote by Intrntnl_rscu


Mmmmmm hope you know where to Parker? :giggle:
three point turns... reverse parking... a little rough curb bumping.... squeeze this little beauty into the tightest of spots...
S & C
Ohh I say I suddenly found my superpowers rushing to my....err head there :rascal: Steady on guys, need to keep something on standby, just in case there is any, you know, action later :grin:
Quote by Supergirl
Anyone seen my knickers redface they appear to have fallen off mid flight lol
Supergirl

They must have got caught in TBII's turbo boost as it flew by :shock:
Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
nubies in from the cold dark depths of space.... be gentle with us....
a hard eons life saving and pulse drive leaves us thirsting for fun & food...
super heroes are all well and good, but what about us straightforward, hardworking types who just like to put our feet up of a weekend... kick back.. chill out... eat a freind or two
so..... wassup?
S&C

Welcome guys, hope you topped up the meter when you parked up TBII :lol2:....mmmm Buff you are... hiii there.... My metres runnin'...hop aboard!
!smash!
Mmmmmm hope you know where to Parker? :giggle:
Somebody came by with a finger and wrote "wash me" on it :lol2:
Ok I know, my superpowers just took a dive in the bad jokes stakes... stakes ahhha... oh ok I'll shut up now
biggrin
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I translate:
Hello
Pleased to meet you
saki please
>>>>goes to look in superhero cupboard

Tsk that She-ra's got a dirty mind :grin: Speaking of dirty, how do you know if one's superhero/ine's aura is dirty?
Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
nubies in from the cold dark depths of space.... be gentle with us....
a hard eons life saving and pulse drive leaves us thirsting for fun & food...
super heroes are all well and good, but what about us straightforward, hardworking types who just like to put our feet up of a weekend... kick back.. chill out... eat a freind or two
so..... wassup?
S&C

Welcome guys, hope you topped up the meter when you parked up TBII :lol2:
Quote by She-ra
moshimoshi
douzoyoroshiku
saki douzo

You dirty man!! Wash your mouth out or by the power of Greyskull I'll................. :shock:
I rather enjoyed it actually wink :rascal:
Quote by She-ra
What's a superhero gotta do to get a drink round here?
Any big boys in here wanna rustle me up a stiff one? :beer:
She-Ra
xxx

I think there'll be few coming up shortly She-ra :grin:
Oh, I don't want any shorties - the bigger the better!!
xxx
With you on that one She-ra :thumbup:
Grab a stool Cybergirl and join us at the bar biggrin
Quote by She-ra
What's a superhero gotta do to get a drink round here?
Any big boys in here wanna rustle me up a stiff one? :beer:
She-Ra
xxx

I think there'll be few coming up shortly She-ra :grin: